Celebrity Poser

As far as fame whores go, Katie Price and Peter Andre rival even the biggest in-your-face famous-for-no-reason couples in showbiz today (yeah, I’m looking at you Speidi!). They seemed to be all over, flaunting their fake tans and tight bodies. More so Katie who exposes her rock-hard plastic titties in revealing dresses every chance she gets. The two seemed like the perfect couple - starving for attention and reveling in the Hollywood lifestyle. But no amount of hair products and Gold’s Gym memberships can save the two now as it has been officially released that Britain’s most grating couple are getting a divorce.

In actuality, the couple who has been together four years and shares two children together have been having some problems for some time now. No doubt brought about by Katie’s many wild drinking sessions which is rumored to have been the straw that broke the Andre’s back. It’s bad enough that he gets suffocated by those over-inflated funbags every night, he has to deal with her drunken actions as well. Well, not anymore since he was the one who filed the divorce papers. In a statement released by Katie, she says she is devastated and saddened by this turn of events. “We have children together and I am devastated and disappointed by Peter’s decision to separate and divorce me - as I married him for life,” Britain’s The Sun quoted Price as saying. Honey, no one marries for life. Even you. You just found someone who had a smidgen of fame and decided to latch on to that like the celeb-hungry leech you are.

Now the two are going their separate ways. And while this is devastating for Katie, the rest of us wouldn’t even shed a tear. Despite being tabloid fodder and the topic of several hate posts and image-bashing from bloggers all over, nobody really givers a rat’s ass about these two. Except maybe the UK people, who still manage to tune in every week  to get the lowdown on the inner-lives of these reality TV stars. Their shows still rate well, their latest one Katie & Peter: Stateside still manages a million viewers a week. But then again, this is Britain we’re talking about. A reality-show obsessed nation who prefer trash TV that quality scripted shows.

So for now, we just have to wait and see how all this goes. If they’ve learned anything from their stay in the US, they should know that a high-profile break-up is the best thing they can do for their carrers. Because then comes the inevitable reunion, book deal, TV appearances, and magazine covers. Which I have a sinking feeling will happen for these two nitwits. Anything to stay relevant. Speaking of desperate to be relevant, check out all the stars here caught in embarassing moments.

Robin William’s wife of 19 years, Marcia Garces Williams, filed for divorce last week citing “irreconcilable differences.” That’s lawyer talk for, if she heard one more white rapper impersonation, she was going to circumcise Robin with a toaster oven. Ok! Magazine reports:

The two met when Marcia worked as a nanny for the Oscar-winning actor and his first wife, Valerie Velardi, looking after their son Zachary, now 24. Shortly after his divorce from Valerie, Robin and Marcia tied the knot on April 30, 1989. They have two children, Zelda, 18, and Cody, 16.

Seriously good for you Robin, HAVE YOU SEEN THAT THING ON HER FACE… RUN

Apparently Brooke Hogan’s friend Christiane Plante slept with Hulk Hogan while he was separated from Linda. Christiane came clean to the National Enquirer – for a chunk of change. Brooke is none too happy about it and vented her feelings on her MySpace blog, according to Page Six:

“I think she shoulda thought about what kinda press she was gonna get when she slept with her best friend’s famous father . . . I think we’re all seeing just exactly how karma works Christiane. Nothing you say will ever put my family back together.”

Here’s what Christiane said to the National Enquirer about her fling with the Hulkster:

“My relationship with Terry [Bollea, Hogan’s real name] began at a time when Terry and Linda privately knew their marriage was ending. She had left him already, although no official papers had been filed,” Plante said. “Terry is a good man, good father and a good friend, and he and I grew close at a time when he was going through a very difficult period. It seemed right then, but I know it was wrong.
“Having felt the guilt and pain build up, I gave a note to Brooke apologizing for my actions,” Plante added. “I will never be able to fully forgive myself for this. I have lost an amazing friend.”