The once hot and sexy and stuff of wet dreams Denise Richards has become something of a second-rate fuck-fantasy these days. Being hitched to Charlie Sheen would do that to you, I suppose. Don’t get me wrong, she’s still hot considering she’s got two kids and everything. But clearly, that’s wreaked havoc on her twat.

While we don’t get to see the full cooch shot, you can clearly see in these upshorts photos that the area surrounding her pussy lips has taken on a decidedly slack appearance — kinda like a balloon that had the air taken out of it. Or a tire in the same manner. That’s what happens when you try to push a watermelon out of your nose — twice!

She’s still doing good these days though. She’s returning to TV after her reality show stint It’s Complicated flopped royally. Now she’s taking a more tried and true approach — dancing her way into the hearts and TV sets of middle-American audiences on the popular TV show Dancing With The Stars. Her season doesn’t start until about three weeks from now, so Denise is doing her best to get into shape and learning the dance moves for the show. I certainly hope she does kagels to try and tighten those pussy muscles. I know that nobody would be able to see that part of her anatomy, but hey, you may never know! She could have some horrible wardrobe disaster while doing a double squat spin ball change gancho into a rond outside turn enchufla combination (okay, I have no idea what half of those things are) and have something like this happen again. At least if her pussy gets photographed again, we’ll be able to compare and contrast.

I am pretty interested to see how she does. If you are as well, then check out Dancing With The Stars when it returns in March. Meanwhile, head on over here if you’re craving for vintage Denise Richards, as well as some other steamy celeb gossip, scandal, and news.