Category Archives: country singer

LeAnn Rimes is a hypocrite. But you probably know that already.

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LeAnn Rimes was seen on Thursday wearing her wedding ring, despite the numerous rumors of her separation with husband Dean Sheremet. Us Magazine reports: “They are leading separate lives and not staying together most of the time, but still in each other’s lives as best friends,” the source said. “They are still not divorcing yet, but are working through things and taking time apart — as they have been — while they figure things out.”

In case you have forgotten, the country singer has been involved in a lot of rumors lately because of her affair with Eddie Cibrian. She was caught in a video meeting up with Cibrian at a local bar and seen sucking on his fingers and getting it on. LeAnn pretty much admits the affair, only, it was Cibrian who keeps on denying it even there was already a proof.

And of course, there are the constant rumors about her husband being gay (as if it isn’t obvious enough). Pretty sure LeAnn enjoys this kind of limelight as she hasn’t been in it for quite some time now (or ever). It’s the same reason behind wearing her wedding ring even if the whole world already knows she’s a plastic cheating whore that needs all the fucking attention she can get. Whoa. Okay, that was harsh.

Anyway. If you want to keep track of the latest Hollywood controversies and scandals like LeAnn’s, drop by this place here.

Jessica Simpson is not fat, just Photoshopped in Vanity Fair

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Yup, she’s done it again. Jessica “You Call This Fat?!” Simpson is once again the topic of conversation by everyone in the blogverse for two things: One she lands on the cover of one of the most respected and renowned award-winning magazines on the planet – Vanity Fair, and two: she screams out the headline which I will use as her middle name from now on out of sheer hilarity. I can only imagine how someone of her z-list caliber end up on the cover of such an important magazine. Was Valerie Bertinelli unavailable? How about Suzanne Summers?

In the clearly digitally changed pictures on the cover and inside, she spews “wisdom” about accepting your body for what it is and not giving in to the media standards that plague everyone who shows just an ounce of extra flabbage. While I agree with that view to a certain extent, it pisses me off that she continues to call herself “normal size”. In the real world, yes. But in Hollywood, honey – she’s fat. Let’s just come right out an say it. Owning one’s size is a huge part of people’s perception of who one is. Celebs like Kirstie Alley, Delta Burke, even Scarlett Johansson have all owned their respective sizes and said they love how they look. So when someone as gargantuan as Jessica says she’s not fat, how are people supposed to take that shit seriously? It just adds more fuel to the ridicule. You know what they say – denial is not just a river in Egypt.

To add insult to this unbelievable circumstance, the magazine where all this fuckery is loacated in is one of the most respected publications in the entire world. A magazine where the essays contained within have won Pulitzers and Nobel prizes. Where the featured photographers are world-renowned and sought-after. And where intelligent people go to satiate their need for insightful commentary from everything from film to politics. So why would these people resort to the sort of tabloid journalism I would come to expect from something life Us Weekly? That is the big mystery surrounding this crap. Some say Daddy Simpson paid a lot of money for this to happen. Others say VF needs a bit of young readers to improve their circulation. I say Jessica gave every member of the magazine staff hummers and had all of them stick things in her ass. That would be the only explanation why this happened. Whatever the reason, it’s here and we just have to deal with it. Because that’s Hollywood for you. Crazy in every way. Just like the celebs you’ll find here – crazy in every way.

Jessica Simpson gets dumped

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On the heels of the LiLo-SamRo break-up that’s buzzing up the blogsphere these days, Jessica Simpson has inadvertently gotten in on the action. Yes, she got dumped. No, not by Tony Romo (although I’m certain a few football fans are praying for that to happen) but by her record label. Due to unsuccessful sales and poor concert attendance (and the fact that she looks like a Goodyear blimp now), Columbia Nashville and Sony Music Nashville has dropped her from the label, most probably ending Jessica’s music career forever.

It’s such a shame considering Jessica’s entire musical career was with Sony Music. Her debut CD Sweet Kisses (which spawned the hit I Wanna Love You Forever) sold a lot of copies and pretty much made a lot of money for the label. But I guess that was like 4 or 5 albums ago. And Jessica’s decision to go from Pop to Country without a smidgen of authenticity didn’t really work out for either party. Dating a Texas team football player doesn’t really give you country music cred, Jess.

So now, with her weight still an issue, her relationship rumored to be on the rocks, and her film career in absentia – Jess looks to be heading for Britney-level crazy anytime soon. But not if Lindsay Lohan gets there first. I don’t really know how this whole thing will pan out for Jessica, but I’d advise her to get her butt moving, get in the best shape on her life, and go naked in Playboy. I promise you it’ll be a real career recharger. Tiffany and Debbie Gibson did it, and look where they are now! Oh, wait…

Take this chance to get hot again, Jess. Just like you were in the pics and videos I found here, a place where Hollywood stars do not want you to go.

LeAnn Rimes is not having an affair. And we care because…?

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LaLa Land is known for having co-actors fall in love with each other when working on a movie. When it happens, it’s celebrated. When one or both of the actors are married, that’s spells S-C-A-N-D-A-L. Anyone who followed the shit storm that was Brad-Angie-Jennifer knows what I’m talking about. But unlike that beauty-trilogy of A-listers, this time around the controversial “affair” is happening between country singer turned “actress” LeAnn Rimes and her co-star in their shiteous Lifetime TV movie, beefcake man candy Eddie Cibrian. I wouldn’t be surprised if you go “who?”

Now, the obvious question is: Why the hell is this worth writing about? Well, personally I think LeAnn Rimes is hot. It’s easy to believe that someone would totally have the hots for her, including her co-star. So despite the clear attempt at drumming up publicity for their TV movie, I still wanna write about it. Because, when everyone involved went through so much trouble to stage this affair, pay the magazine to run the story, supply false photographs as evidence, then spin it as if the two stars involved had absolutely nothing to do with it and are completely surprised by the story breaking, well… ya gotta give ‘em what they want: publicity!

But what irks me so much is the product they’re drumming up buzz for. We’re not talking about some important piece of cinematic art. Heck, it ain’t even some 100 million dollar trashy special effects action film. It’s a fucking Lifetime movie people! My grandma watches that channel! I can’t believe out of the many ways they can drum up publicity for this crappy movie, they resort to such a lurid act of buzz-drumming.

But despite their best efforts, there is no way in hell I’ll be convinced enough to watch that movie. Unless they tell me it’s got some steamy fuck scenes, LeAnn gets undressed every 3 minutes, and she simulates swallowing jizz. If all that’s present in the movie, I’m definitely watching it. But clearly, it’s Lifetime so none of that will be happening. Shame, though. LeAnn in extremely dirty acts – that’s certainly something worth drumming up buzz for! Kinda like the steamy and controversial stuff you’ll find over here.