Lindsay Lohan is a dirty girl

Lindsay Lohan has had it tough. Actually, to say that would be a total understatement, wouldn’t it? Broke, dumped, washed-up, addicted… all the bad things that could happen to a Hollywood celebrity happened to her. And since she started out as a child performer, it happened to her way too soon. Blame the media if you will, but many child actors have turned out okay as grown-ups. It seems that those Hollywood horror stories about young actors in a downward spiral now has a face. Look up the phrase “Hollywood Casualty” in the encyclopedia and you’d likely see a picture of Lindsay right beside the entry. And now, to add another punchline to the joke that has become her life, LiLo has a new nickname – Dirty Girl. And we’re not just talking about her bout of snatch-eating or her embarrassing post drink binge walk to her car, I’m talking about real dirt and grime and mess in the place where she lives. Here’s the lowdown:

Police responded to a burglar alert at the Hollywood home of Lindsay, but when they got there there were no perps in sight. After the popo entered the premises, they saw the whole place was in disarray. The cops suspected the burglars were responsible for the mess, but upon further investigation discovered the mess to be not so recent. Basically the apartment has been like that for quite some time now. Which only means one thing – Lindsay likes to roll around in her own filth. You know, the way pigs do. Or hermits. After all, she’s too coked up out of her mind to, well, mind the mess around her. She probably enjoys frolicking with the dust bunnies, playing tag with the cockroaches, and constantly puts out food for the rats that infest her pad. After all, them outcasts need to stick together.

Meanwhile, Lindsay is doing her best to get back on the A-list horse by doing a small independent feature that may or may not require her to get naked. She’s set to star in the film The Other Side with fellow z-listers Woody Harrelson, Giovanni Ribisi, and rock singers Dave Matthews and Alanis Morissette. I know, this has got to be the strangest acting line-up in a movie ever. All that’s missing is Ed Asner and Joan Severance and you’ve got yourself a blockbuster. Expect this movie to hit big screens in 2010, or if it’ll succumb to the same fate as LiLo last movie Labor Pains, it’ll go straight to TV. I’m sure the Syfy channel will be very interested. And if you’re interested in seeing more of Lindsay and her many celeb blunders, head on over here.

Kate Moss gains weight, goes topless

There are only a handful of supermodels from the ’90s that are still relevant to this day. Even smaller are the ones who manage to stay in perfect model condition since their heyday. I could run off the list here, but you all know who they are. Those who manage to stay on top of the game are still renowned and sought-after, even though they have gone waaay past their expiration date (which is usually around 23). They get into other things – acting, designing, some sort of business venture involving hair care products sold on infomercial channels. One of those models, however, has taken a slightly different turn. Yes, she is still talked about and sought-after, but not at all in a good way. Of course I am talking about Kate Moss.

The poster girl for heroin chic (eerily prophetic ain’t it?) during the early to late ’90s for designers like Calvin Klein and Anna Sui has been in the headlines for her bad behavior, drug habits, hard partying, and of course – the grand dame of all the topics – rumors of anorexia. Well, for a time, she was this slight, skinny model who would always be criticized for her weight (or lack thereof) and was considered by many to be the main cause of the rise in anorexia and bulimia during that period. Well, as you can see from these candid topless vacation pics, she does not seem to have that problem anymore!

Looking a tad bit paunchy and wide around the hips, Kate Moss is now a mere shadow of what she once was. Yes, she still manages to book a few magazine editorials and such, but runway and high profile campaigns come few and far between for her. And it doesn’t help that her supposed coke habit formed during the height of the supermodel era is alive and well to this day. Whatever the reason is, she has certainly packed on the pounds – not Jessica Simpson level of poundage, but surely a far cry from the rail-thin frame of her teens. So maybe that’s the reason why she’s so blase about shedding her clothing and going topless every chance she gets. Add to that a multitude of nip slips and upskirts that seem to be a regular thing for her these days. She’s just turned herself into a punchline, definitely not something to be proud of. Kinda like the stuff you’ll come across this place. So sheck it out and see the embarrassing side to your Hollywood favorites.