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Britney goes brunette. Oh, what’s next?

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Known for her outrageous and spontaneous hair overhauls,  Britney Spears oops did it again recently as she was seen shopping yesterday at Bed Bath and Beyond in LA sporting darker locks than her usual blonde do. She was with her agent turned boyfriend, Jason Trawick, and a roomful of bodyguards as she walked the streets on her short shorts and orange tanktop. Thank God, yesterday she wore a bra.

This recent hair makeover of hers gets me wondering what’s next for Britney. Why, we all know what happened when she had a breakdown a few years ago. It was her hair that gives us the signal that Britney’s going crazy, and crazier by the minute. Now, what’s with the brunette hairdo? Is it to reflect her rumored engagement with her agent/boyfriend? Hope Brit slows it down this time and watch her back, and bank account too, before settling down with yet another man.

I pity Britney’s hair, seriously. They seem like the one she experiments on whenever something new’s happening in her life. We’ll never know for sure how long this hair color will stay on her this time, because we’ll never know when she’ll shave her head again. Yeah, Britney’s unpredictable like that; her show isn’t called Circus for nothing. But I honestly prefer her blonde. Why, well blonde fits her personality more; because you know what they say about blondes… Anyway, if you want to take a look back at Britney’s crazy misbehaviors, upskirts, nipslips and more, drop by at this place here.

Britney Spears has an (almost) nip slip

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I just realized the wierdest thing. We’ve seen her shaved pussy. We’ve seen her shaved head. But I don’t believe we’ve ever seen Britney Spears do a full-on nipple slip. With all of her insane antics during the whole “breakdown” phase where she threw caution (and her underwear) to the wind, she’s been pretty careful about her knockers. Even now, with the discovery of these pics, we still don’t get to see the full nipple.

Here we see Brit Brit, date unknown but from the looks of things I think this is about after Blackout but before Circus. She’s just strolling out and about, when POP! down goes her blouse. True enough the paparazzi was there to document the whole thing, including a camera practically in her face (or in this case, boob) surely using that zoom lens to the fullest. It’s amazing how close he is. Anyway, with all this commotion Britney forgot she wasn’t wearing a bra (she has issues with remembering underwear?) and almost let it all hang out. She stops herself in the nick of time, but not before we get a glorious look at half of her areola.

It always amazes me when I see a celebrity nip slip. Haven’t you guys heard of double-side tape? I mean, it’s like, what, 40 cents at the local mom and pop. For celebs who make millions of dollars, what’s a mere 40 cents compared to the shame and infamy of exposing your boobs in public? But then again, we’re talking about Crazy Britney here. You know, 2005 Britney. So I’m not surprised at the “accident”. I’m surprised she didn’t take the dress off and start dancing buck naked as the paps descended on her like hungry vultures.

So, now that all is normal in the world of Brit Brit, we’ll just hafta settle for on-stage pussy slips, crazy text messages to Anand, and constant wailing about being treated like a kid by her over-protective parents. Well, In my opinion, if you don’t want to be treated like a child, you have to stop acting like one. But trust Britney to bring out the crazy very very soon. Just like the insanity you’ll find here – sexy and crazy Britney Spears just for your enjoyment.

Britney Spears plays suburban mom, with pokies!

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In a shoot for her latest video for a song (don’t know which one exactly) from her platinum-selling comeback CD Circus, Britney Spears is going the whole pie-baking, perfectly dressed, stay at home mom route. But as you can see from the wardrobe choice (or should I say lack thereof) this suburban mama may have something else under her coiffed ‘do.

It’s all part of the whole reinvention of Brit-brit’s career after a crazy 2007-2008. Everyone thought she would never recover from the tabloid frenzy over her insane behavior (you know what I’m talking about!), the custody battle over her kids with K-Fed, and her already spiraling music career. But she proved them all wrong by coming back strong, powerful, and completely fuckable. When the video for Womanizer came out, everyone was stunned at how gorgeous Britney’s body looked. And she played it to good effect, appearing nude in the video, as if to say “I got nothing to hide bitches!”

But I gotta admit, I do miss the crazy. Ya gotta admit it was entertaining. The head-shaving. The bogus British accent. The bawling her eyes out in her front yard in front of all the paparazzi. Yes, yes, sad, but entertaining. At least now, she’s cleaned up real good and with a hit CD and an already fast-selling out tour coming up, our princess of pop is back on track! Let’s just hope she doesn’t do anything to screw it up this time.

Meanwhile, if you are the type who misses CrazyBritV1.0, head on over here and check out all the upskirts, sex videos, nipple slips, and all manner of insanity that Ms. Spears has displayed thoughout the years. Who knows, we may never get any new ones again!