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Paris Hilton is single again. God help us all!

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What Paris Hilton wants, Paris Hilton gets. And what Paris Hilton doesn’t want, her publicist gets rid of for her. Yup, that seems to be the slutty heiress’s motto when it comes to dumping the men in her life. It’s confirmed that Paris has split-up with boyfriend/lapdog, The Hills “actor” Doug Reinhardt and she asked her publicist to do the dumping for her. Apparently Paris doesn’t like confrontations. A spokesperson from Paris’ camp told People.com, “In response to the enquiry on whether Paris Hilton has split up with Doug Reinhardt, yes, this is true they are no longer together. They remain friends and ask that you please respect their privacy.” So when reporters approached Doug for a comment, he idiotically said “No, that’s not true. Everything is OK between us.” I guess he doesn’t read the news. Yup, to read in the news, along with everyone else, that your relationship is over, well that’s gotta be a new low point for Paris. Just when I was starting to like her… okay that’s a lie. I never liked her.

The break-up comes as a surprise to many (including, I’m sure, to Doug himself) since for months and months while they were dating, Paris constantly barked about Doug as being the one. Talk of having kids was even thrown around. But alas, like I’ve said a million times – nothing is forever in Hollywood. No one seemed more surprised about the break-up than Doug’s co-star and one-time flame Lauren Conrad who had nothing but good things to say about Doug’s easy-going demeanor, even though that may have been the cause of the break-up. She further gushes “Doug’s pretty awesome. We dated my senior year of high school – he moved back and then it was like, ‘Oh, we’ll pick up where we left off’”. She also says that Doug is never in charge of a relationship and just likes to “have fun. That’s all that matters.”

It’s still pretty unclear what the real cause of Paris and Doug’s break-up is, but Paris is wasting no time. Yup, she’s already been seen following around futballer of the moment Christian Ronaldo, even spending a few nights together. But if you believe the incessant rumors about Christian, he probably just wants to spend the night in her shoe closet. But if it is indeed true that the two are seeing each other, that must be such a blow to Doug. I mean, come on, let the sheets cool down a bit before you invite someone new in. But then again, once a ho, always a ho. And it’s pretty hard to get back at Paris. Release nude pictures? Happened. Leak a sex video? Old news. Send her to prison? Hello!? Paris has got absolutely nothing to lose, ergo she can fuck anyone, and fuck with anyone as well. Lifestyles of the Rich and Bitchy. See more of this type of Hollywood bad behavior right here.

Leonardo DiCaprio is a fucking idiot. Why? Read on…

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He’s had his share of sexy women from model Kristen Zang to supermodel Gisele Bundchen. Lately, he’s been fucking recent Sports Illustrated cover model and super fucking hot babe Bar Refaeli and has been for almost a year now. The two seemed like the perfect couple. Successful, wealthy, beautiful. They seemed to be destined for each other. I was ready to give up any hopes of bagging Bar myself because these two looked to be headed for forever. But apparently, forever does not exist in Hollywood. And perfection does have it’s drawbacks. You see, Leonardo DiCaprio, the once-twinky Teen Beat staple turned husky Martin Scorcese butt-boy has broken up with Bar. What?! Yep, you heard it right. Hence the headline.

Well, actually, they maybe broke-up. Let’s hear it from a blurred out face and disguised voice of someone close to the former couple. “They’re taking time off for the time being, they’ve split. It could just end up as a break but for now they’re doing their own thing. She wanted to move faster than he did, she wanted to move in together, so he broke it off.” Yes, Leo did not want to move in with one of the most beautiful women in the world. He did want to go to bed next to her every night and wake up to her gorgeous face every morning. He did not want to have constant mid-night nookies and quickie handjobs while he shaves. He does not want to watch her soap her perfect pussy while she showers. Still not convinced of my headline?

I guess this man-boy thinks that because he’s pretty much the hottest shit in Hollywood right now that he has the pick of the litter. That’s because he’s pretty much guaranteed steady work thanks to his cinematic benefactor and believes that his star will never dull. Well, let me give Leonardo a little reality check: need I remind him that his last three movies were consecutive flops? Anyone see that steaming pile of shit Body Of Lies? Or the preachy documentary that’s as foul as it’s subject matter The 11th Hour? Or the major penis shrinker of a downer film Revolutionary Road? I didn’t think so, or else they wouldn’t be flops. He better re-think this “cooling-off” shit or he’ll end up fat, washed-up, and alone. All the chicks he let go of now lead happy, contended lives. All he has is is many flops. I don’t envy him one bit. The smartest thing he will ever do is to grovel and beg Bar to come back to him. Because I’m really sure a million other guys will be waiting in line to get with that hot piece. Check out just how hot this supermodel is right here and get an eyefull of other hot celebs as well.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt break up

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You know what people say. A marriage created from a broken-up one is doomed to fail. Or something like that. Okay, nobody ever said that before me, but you gotta admit that that’s what Jennifer Aniston is saying if the rumors about the supposed break-up of Hollywood power couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are true. If you’re in LA and see a skinny faux-blonde woman with a big nose dancing down the street doing the I-Told-You-So dance, it’s probably Jen celebrating. But I digress. After years of being together and surviving every disparaging remark thrown their way, after all the rumors, the scandals, and the near-break ups, it seems the two are officially headed for splitsville. How do I know this? Well, I read it in the Enquirer, so it must be true.

According to the rag, a source has confirmed that it is indeed “official” that the two will be separating ways. The Enquirer reports that after Angelina has finished filming her actioneer Salt, she’ll be packing up and moving the kids to Paris where she plans to recuperate from this tragedy. Or something to that effect. The news seems surprising especially since the couple were seen very sweet and, well, together when Brad’s film Inglorious Basterds premiered in Cannes last month. Supposedly, it was all an act, that the couple had already agreed to split even before Cannes. They were merely trying to prevent the story from getting out, but word got out anyway. Enquirer refuses to name their source for fear of, well, getting that person fired or worse. So right now, unless Bradgelina make an official statement, I’m inclined to believe that tabloid.

Then again, the paper isn’t exactly the most credible source of information. I don’t know what to think right now. On one hand, there have been persistent rumors about their break-up for a while so there has to be a grain of truth about this all. On the other, This is Bradgelina were talking about. The couple who went against all the odds to get together and, more importantly, stay together. Plus I don’t think there are any two more stubborn people in Hollywood, ergo they will do their best to make things work. But if they don’t, expect Brad to get a visit from Jennifer in crotchless panties sometime soon. And Ange? Well, let’s just say a horse head in her bed should be the least of her worries. Ah, Hollywood. One crazy town where crazy things happen. See a lot of those crazy things here.

Megan Fox is single again. YAAAAYYYY!!!!

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The fates are kind to all of us hot-blooded horny men who believe in their heart of hearts that Megan Fox is the woman we’re all supposed to be with. She has just ended her relationship with Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles star Brian Austin Green and has been going out and about in Hollywood and looking seemingly unfazed by the whole situation.

This is good news for all of us. That means she’ll be free to do whatever she wants, whether it’s that Playboy pictorial we’re all dying for her to do. Or doing actual nude scenes in her upcoming movies. She can’t do any of that when a jealous boyfriend is lurking around every corner. I mean, come on — if you had a girlfriend like Megan, you’d wanna watch her every move — not because you’re paranoid, it’s because you can’t stop looking at her!

So, maybe future projects of Miss Fox will have amped up sexual content. Jennifer’s Body looks promising, from her faux-topless scene to a rumored lesbian encounter with Mamma Mia hottie Amanda Seyfried, the portents look good. Filming is still ongoing, so maybe she’ll agree to some additional sex scenes that the director will hopefully throw at her.

So, all in all, it’s a good day. I’m not even bummed finding out about Giselle Bundchen’s wedding anymore. As long as Megan Fox is free and full of hotness, I’m happy. And if you wanna be happy too, check this out and find some pretty hot pics and vids of Megan and a bunch of other sexy celebs.