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Holly Madison: What happened after Hef?

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Hugh Hefner’s then girlfriend number one, Holly Madison, seemed to be the only one among the Girls of the Playboy Mansion who did more than just baring her big plastic tits and talking nonsense all throughout the entire run of the Playboy reality show. Compared to the other Girls Next Door, Kendra Wilkinson a.k.a. the typical dumb blonde and Bridget Marquardt with the annoying valley girl accent, Holly offered a strong character in the show helping out the magazine’s production by being some sort of a project manager in Playboy photoshoots. She’s not what you’d call smart, but she’s okay that’s why she became my favorite Playboy bunny. (That, of course, not to mention her big barbie-doll-plastic tits.)

Holly eventually moved on with her life and moved out of the Playboy Mansion to be with her (now, ex-)boyfriend, illusionist Criss Angel.They broke up after only four months, but I don’t really cared about them, so… There were news that Hef wanted Holly back after learning her split from Criss, but the awaited coming back of Holly to the mansion never happened. Instead, Holly joined Dancing With The Stars for another 15 minutes of fame, which, unsurprisingly, didn’t last very long as she suffered a broken rib while on the show.

So what’s up with Holly now? She’s currently in Las Vegas doing Peep Show with former Spice Girl Melanie B, and reportedly dating yet another freak, self-confessed sex addict Russell Brand. Well that’s just pure disappointment, if you ask me. On the dating Brand part, well, come on, Holly sure can do better. Just look at Kendra now married to Hank Baskett of the NFL. Holly can hook up with anyone she wants to hook up with and not settle on bath-allergic dudes. Anyway, to the Peep Show part, I say its disappointing because Holly only goes topless on the show. Of course, we’d love to see her strip all the way, every day. In the meantime, while waiting for her to strip naked live, drop by here first to see Holly Madison’s nude pics and those of the other Girls next Door.

Paris Hilton Fugly Outfit Number 2,098,344,012

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Whatever possessed Paris Hilton to think that this ensemble was in any way A: Fashion-forward, B: attractive or C: made any sort of sense must be the new psychotropic drug that makes you see things in a positive light, like thinking that Dane Cook is funny, Lily Allen has a good singing voice, or Teri Hatcher looks nothing like a witch. On my end, no amount of hallucinogens in the world would make me thing positive about this ensemble.

Sure, it’s eye-catching, but for all the wrong reasons. Take a black bikini, wrap some black string around it, accessorize with ugly bondage gear, and top with a completely ridiculous pair of sunglasses that look more like the front part of a space ship than fashionable eyewear. Why, pray tell, would anyone wear such an outfit? Because she’s Paris Hilton, that’s why. She lives in her own world where everything she does is important and she is at the center of the blogsphere. And yes, that is indeed true, but again it’s for all the wrong reasons.

Maybe if she spent a bit less time focusing on her fug-ass outfits and more on shedding a lot of that skank (not to mention getting rid of a butt-load of STDs that she’s probably riddled with) then maybe she’ll regain some of that hot fuckability that we all saw the first few times she entered our collective libido radar. I myself remember her to be this absolutely gorgeous creature who was so fresh and clean. I couldn’t get enough of her. I thought someone like her – a high-class heiress who grew up surrounded  by wealth, pomp and circumstance – would be way out of my league. Never in a million years would I get to screw anyone like her. Turns out, I have a good a shot as anybody!

So, I’m gonna push the image of this outfit aside and harken back to fonder memories, like when I first saw her sex tape and nutted like 15 times. You can see all those naughty Paris pics and vids here, as well as a lot of Hollywood hotties to fulfill your fantasies.