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Leighton Meester’s sextape confirmed!

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First of all, there isn’t really any question as to if it really is Gossip Girl star Leighton Meester on the fucktape being circulated around the town. Geez! You’re a fucking moron if you still don’t think it’s her after seeing the naked photos on the net. Or you must haven’t heard of her.

Well, if you haven’t heard of the news yet, then let me give you a rundown of today’s hottest celeb gossip. Meester, who plays Louis Vitton-strudded socialite Blair Waldorf on the CW show Gossip Girl, has a sextape with her (ex?)BF, which was shot a few years back, when she was still 18 and struggling for fame, begging for a role in House. The tape reportedly features her “in mostly innocuous though nude scenes–with several big exceptions… one involving her very talented feet,” TMZ reports. Okay, so does TMZ mean there really isn’t anything to look forward to in Leighton Meester’s sextape other than the part where she gives her BF a footjob?

Anyway, if you’re one of those people who were shocked to find out this baby faced star has a wild side, I suggest you get a background check on Ms. Waldorf first. Well it seems like it has been a long way coming for Leighton to screw up. Reportedly, the Gossip Girl star was born in jail by her drug-runner mom in Texas. Star magazine even reveals, it isn’t just her mom who did time, her entire family too–her father, grandfather, and aunt–all has committed crime, at it all involves drug dealing. With that kind of a drug-crazed family, no wonder this girl’s doing sextapes. So there, Leighton Meester’s sex video is true and she gives fucking great footjobs. No surprise there if you ask me.  Let’s just wait a few years and maybe we’ll get lucky to find her busted with drugs doing jail time in the upper east side. Meanwhile, see all of Leighton and some other Gossip-worthy girls doing nasty things right here.

Janice puts the “dick” in Dickinson

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Before you all get excited at the thought of all your suspicions about the self-proclaimed first supermodel Janice Dickinson being a tranny on account of my headline, I’m thinking more along the lines of her being one big asshole, boob, creep, bitch and any other deprecating adjective to use on Ms. Dickinson. She’s no stranger to giving her opinion – as evidenced by her low-rated yet popular syndicated cable “documentary” show The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency – and even out and about in real life she forgets to keep her opinions and outbursts in check. Which leads people to think she’s even more of a diva-bitch than she really is.

Just recently, she was videotaped (again) assailing a bunch of paparazzi as she stumbled, dunk, out of a bar and onto her car. Of course, being the walking tabloid fantasy that she is, the paps decided to follow her close. A little to close for her comfort it seems, as she began to scream at the photogs for invading her “private space” and in an attempt to shoo them away started to snap and wave her shawl about, looking like some drunk ballerina fumbling with her prop. The verbal barrage and swatting continued for a while before, seemingly exhausted, Janice squatted on the pavement and looked like she was about to take a major dump. Classy. As things started to wind down (or the Xanax began kicking in), she calmed herself, got in her car, and sped off. Clearly, encounters with Great Whites and killer Polar Bears are a lot less scarier than what those photographers went through with Janice.

It’s one thing to be outspoken and saying the things that everyone is too polite or afraid to say out loud (yes, I’m looking at you, Simon Cowell). But it’s quite another to do it in such a rude and insensitive kind of way. I mean, for what it’s worth, people welcome honesty – as long as it’s delivered in a frank, non-disparaging kind of way. Not screamed from across the street at full volume while trying to walk off the alcohol. Then again, this is Janice Dickinson we’re talking about. The woman who did so much blow (that’s cocaine and oral sex) in the ’80s it has hampered her discretion gene. No, not hampered – completely obliterated. So maybe it’s not a good idea to hope for ladylike behavior from Janice since she is completely incapable of being one. Which is always great tabloid and blogsphere fodder for us. Check out some more embarrassing Janice Dickinson moments, and other crazy Hollywood celebs, right here.

Miss California Carrie Prejean is a hypocrite

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She’s shaping up to be one of the most talked about women in America for 2009. She’s not an actress. Not a politician. Not an athlete. She’s Carrie Prejean, a Miss USA contestant that has been thrust into the limelight and is in the center of a shit storm of a controversy since airing her views on gay marriage in front of millions of people. By now you all know the story – Q&A portion of the Miss USA pageant, Carrie draws judge Perez Hilton’s question about gay marriage, Carrie says she’s against it in the religious sense, and the whole liberal army descends on her ass. She’s been called everything from stupid to closed-minded to a heartless bitch. Well, I am here to add another one to that growing list of adjectives: HYPOCRITE.

Yup, the squeaky-clean, God-fearing, Jesus-loving California representative who thinks that homos should never be allowed to marry and have families and believes that gay sex is wrong and that sex in general should be kept in the confines of the bedroom has a past that seems to negate all of those things. Case number 1: Believing that one’s body is a temple and should only be revealed to one’s husband, a leaked photo of a topless Carrie has made the rounds in the blog world and seen by (quite possibly) billions all over the world. Seen by one’s husband? Try everyone else’s. Case number 2: If her body is indeed a temple and one should be grateful with what the Lord has given them, it’s strange that she agreed to do a boob job right before the Miss USA pageant. And to make matters worse, it was the pageant organizers themselves who suggested and paid for it! Case number 3: If she hates gays so much, why is she partying with one of them? In the pic above, we see her hanging out with well-known transexual drag queen Amanda Lepore and seem to be having a good time while she’s at it? This doesn’t only make her a hypocrite, but seriously two-faced as well!

So after all this controversy and after everyone has said what they’ve said about her, what is surprising about her is that she’s still out there, running her mouth off and looking stupid at the same time. She should have known that her closed-mindedness is a bad thing since it did cost her the Miss USA crown. And now there’s talk that she might get stripped of her Miss California title as well. But I have this sinking suspicion that won’t happen. After all it was California that voted for Proposition 8, so clearly she’s the perfect representative if that state. A place of highly bigoted people who have nothing better to do than to make their boobs bigger and take away basic human rights. So it seems like a right fit. But I wouldn’t be surprised if Carrie will have bad hair days and clown make-up from now on considering that most gay people are the one’s responsible for making her look good.

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LeAnn Rimes is not having an affair. And we care because…?

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LaLa Land is known for having co-actors fall in love with each other when working on a movie. When it happens, it’s celebrated. When one or both of the actors are married, that’s spells S-C-A-N-D-A-L. Anyone who followed the shit storm that was Brad-Angie-Jennifer knows what I’m talking about. But unlike that beauty-trilogy of A-listers, this time around the controversial “affair” is happening between country singer turned “actress” LeAnn Rimes and her co-star in their shiteous Lifetime TV movie, beefcake man candy Eddie Cibrian. I wouldn’t be surprised if you go “who?”

Now, the obvious question is: Why the hell is this worth writing about? Well, personally I think LeAnn Rimes is hot. It’s easy to believe that someone would totally have the hots for her, including her co-star. So despite the clear attempt at drumming up publicity for their TV movie, I still wanna write about it. Because, when everyone involved went through so much trouble to stage this affair, pay the magazine to run the story, supply false photographs as evidence, then spin it as if the two stars involved had absolutely nothing to do with it and are completely surprised by the story breaking, well… ya gotta give ‘em what they want: publicity!

But what irks me so much is the product they’re drumming up buzz for. We’re not talking about some important piece of cinematic art. Heck, it ain’t even some 100 million dollar trashy special effects action film. It’s a fucking Lifetime movie people! My grandma watches that channel! I can’t believe out of the many ways they can drum up publicity for this crappy movie, they resort to such a lurid act of buzz-drumming.

But despite their best efforts, there is no way in hell I’ll be convinced enough to watch that movie. Unless they tell me it’s got some steamy fuck scenes, LeAnn gets undressed every 3 minutes, and she simulates swallowing jizz. If all that’s present in the movie, I’m definitely watching it. But clearly, it’s Lifetime so none of that will be happening. Shame, though. LeAnn in extremely dirty acts – that’s certainly something worth drumming up buzz for! Kinda like the steamy and controversial stuff you’ll find over here.