Lindsay Lohan and Elle-Magazine’s-stolen-jewelries drama are so over. Oh, thank God.

Weeks ago, it has been rumored that Lindsay Lohan allegedly stole $50,000-worth set of jewelries from an Elle magazine photoshoot, and the police were about to hold the actress in question regarding the matter. But the questioning didn’t happen because Elle magazine denied that Lindsay was of any part of the missing jewelry incident. The magazine’s spokesperson even stated, “Elle has no reason to believe that Lindsay Lohan was in any way responsible and has no further comment to make.”

No word was heard from Lindsay regarding the matter. Well, it’s good if she kept mum about it to keep her out of trouble. Because this isn’t the first time Lindsay has been involved in this kind of fiasco. But probably she was just too busy bugging her on-and-off girlfriend Samantha Ronson to death.

Now, a few developments on the mumba jumba surfaced. It turns out that the missing jewels wasn’t even in Elle’s photoshoot with Lindsay; she didn’t even get the chance to wear them. So what the fuck was the fuzz all about? Is it just another ruse to get Lindsay up the headlines, or to promote the magazine issue where she was in the cover? I hope they realize that no one wants to hear from Lindsay’s misfortunes anymore. It’s pathetic, really.

But if you aren’t as tired as we are with Lindsay, visit this place for a boxfull of her scandalous past (and present).

Rachelle Lefevre got kicked out of Twilight

Now, does anyone know who this redhead is? I honestly didn’t know who she was, I just know she looks good. So anyway, this people, is Rachelle Lefevre, another “that chick from Twilight,” along with Kristen Stewart and Ashley Greene. Well, that was then. Now, not anymore, as she recently got dumped for her stint as Victoria the evil Vampire bitch and will be replaced in the film’s part three, Eclipse.

The report of her replacement came as a shock to this redhead actress. She soon released her statement against Summit (the films’ producer) which is basically a letter stressing she was disappointed and all that. And of course, Summit reacted eventually, saying Rachelle was thrown out of the third installment of the film because she “displayed a lack of cooperative spirit.” Summit says, “We feel that her choice to withhold her scheduling conflict information from us can be viewed as a lack of cooperative spirit which affected the entire production.”

Well, that’s too bad. Because not too many people know this chick and she got the axe this soon. But Twilight fans are now doing what they can to bring her back to the film. I don’t understand it, but they are currently starting an online petition to keep her as Victoria. That’s a good thing for her, I guess. Whether she gets her ass back at Eclipse or not, her name’s up and running if you search it through google now, thanks to her fans. Anyhow, we have a few pics of this chick here so if you want to take a look, go ahead and drop by this place.

Lindsay Lohan doesn’t look messed up… sometimes

And all it takes is just a good make-up artist, a stylist, and Photoshop to make her look fabulous. And if she can do it, a little less alcohol might also help. Here are pics of Lindsay Lohan channeling the Marilyn Monroe in her for a Vogue Magazine cover.

In an interview about the shoot, Lindsay said, “I would not judge the book by the covers. The meeting was great, the photographer was organized as if it were a movie, and I helped get me into the character. And looking at the hill of Hollywood dressed as Marilyn can not stop thinking that, despite everything, will eventually get where it is proposed.

This is actually the first time in a long time since I’ve seen her look good and, well, not messed up. This Marilyn-inspired cover is actually the second time around she did this for a magazine. The first time was with New York mag where she modeled Marilyn Monroe’s “Last Sitting” photos, revealing her 90% naked body. Now if Lindsay just keeps doing this, and not just posing naked for the cameras, but keeping herself busy with REAL work, then she won’t be the apple of the eye/butt of jokes among the paparazzis. But on second thought, that’s what she really enjoys, isn’t it?

Mischa Barton does a Britney Spears, gets the 5150 treatment

We already know that Mischa Barton is a wreck. But it looks like her condition is far more serious than what it seems, as recent events revealed the former The OC actress was admitted to 5150, which is an involuntary psychiatric ward. FYI, people who gets the 5150 treatment are those who are posing a danger to others, or to oneself. And I’m sure in Mischa’s case, she’s a threat to both.

What a pity. Just when she’s getting herself back together, this shit arises. She recently got hired for a new CW show called The Beautiful Life and even got endorsement deals. But instead of working hard for these opportunities, she took a detour instead, drowning herself with coke and alcohol. We are in no position to judge; we just pity the actress as she has too much potential lost.

Someone close to Mischa said, “She’s in very bad shape. She’s running out of money and can’t find love, so now she is looking for a good time to escape her misery. She is on a downward spiral. She is a mess. She is a suicidal, uninsurable mess.” Whatever it is that Mischa deals with, we hope she survives it, honestly. And because she did a Britney Spears breakdown, we expect she also does a Britney comeback soon as well. Well, we hope.

Megan Fox rejected by Korean singer Rain

Only a moron turns down a dinner date and probably after dinner fuck offer from Megan Fox. And this dude named Rain, a Korean singer and actor, recently turned down the world’s most desirable hottie. Therefore, Rain is a moron. Does he know how many guys out here would kill for a night, or even a quickie, with Megan Fox? Who the fucking hell does he think he is?

Sorry, I can’t help but burst out in here. Megan Fox has openly expressed her admiration for the Korean dude, to the extent of even asking him for a date through Megan’s manager. And Rain’s reply was a plain, “I’m not interested.” I can’t freaking believe it.

This Rain guy must think so highly of himself, like an alpha male or something, for dissing Megan. Or this was a really bad case of miscommunication, and Rain’s interpreters are at fault. Or, simply, Rain’s gay. Whatever this fool’s reason is for turning down Megan, it didn’t stop the Transformers star with her conquest. Instead according to reports, Megan said she loves challenges and have no plans to give up. I don’t think that will work, Megan. But if you go after me, I’ll only be such a tease for a little while, promise.

Anyway, visit this Hollywood scandals and gossips heaven for more topless photos of Megan Fox.

Hayden Panettiere goes naked in her new film

I don’t actually know if it’s a good thing, but Heroes resident super cheerleader Hayden Panetierre goes naked on her new movie, I Love You Beth Cooper. She reportedly “drops off the towel” in one scene of her awaited flick. I like Hayden, but yeah let’s admit it, her body’s kind of awkward, more like a child’s (a boy’s, even) than a lady’s. But oh well, let’s see her try.

When asked about how she felt making the nude scene, she enthusiastically answered: “I don’t think it takes much thought, and I don’t think it takes much preparation as an actor. My dad has always said I was an exhibitionist when I was growing up. As a young girl, I’d be running around with no clothes and I was like, ‘La, la, la, la.’ So, I didn’t find it very hard being naked. It’s like I drop my towel and that’s it. But that’s just me though. Maybe other people find it harder.”

Yes, Hayden. I think other people find it harder–to look at you naked. It’s creepy. Maybe that was the reason why you and Steve Jones broke up and it’s not because of the distance bullshit. Oh, maybe that was the same case with Milo Ventigmila. They loved you, but once you get cozy and strip down with them, they go out the door because they don’t want to be arrested for child molestation. Yes, we find you cute Hayden, as an all-smiling cartwheeling cheerleader, but that’s it, so stick to your stereotyped role.

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Emma Watson ditches Hollywood for an Ivy League

She literally grew up in front of our eyes. Yes, I’m talking about that girl playing Hermione Granger from The Harry Potter series with a thick, British accent–Emma Watson. Unlike most Hollywood young bitches who only care about parties, sauce, drugs and sex, *cough* Lindsay Lohan *cough* Mischa Barton and others, this classy young lady prepares herself for a brighter future outside the walls of Hollywood by attending college. And not just any college, but an Ivy League university.

Her co-star Harry Potter himself, Daniel Radcliffe, confirmed that the young actress is going to Brown University, also squealing out the results of his friend’s GSCE.”I think Emma got three As and seven A*s – she’s incredibly academic, it’s frightening,” says Radcliffe. Meanwhile, Emma keeps mum about her choice of university. She asserted, “I just want to keep it private (my college choice) for as long as I can. I probably sound like a paranoid nut, but I’m doing this because I want to be normal. I really want anonymity. I want to do it properly, like everyone else. As long as I don’t walk in, and see, like, Harry Potter posters everywhere, I’ll be fine.” Sorry Hermione, but Harry already spilled the beans.

This soon-to-be college girl has also been on the cover of various magazines this month, including Teen Vogue where she looked absolutely fantastic in classic high fashion pieces. Also, she’s now the new face of Burberry, and can I just say they made the most apt choice in getting her. So, anyway, if you want to see more of Emma, drop by this place here.

Lady GaGa goes over the top with her new look

First, the pantless look. Then, the outrageous headpieces. Next, her exploding tits on her last concert. I’m somewhat a fan of Lady GaGa, because she can carry her eccentricity well. But this has got to be the last thing I would want to see on her–the one-line eye brow. This is totally ridiculous and out of line, that it just erased all my fascination with her. Gaga, if you want more people looking up on you, please stop this shit now and just focus on your music.

This singer first emerged into the music scene by teaming up with music producer RedOne and produced Billboard number one hit of 2008, Just Dance. Soon after Lady GaGa has already become a family name across the world. And it’s not just because of her music but also because of the way she dresses. She was almost arrested in Russia because of her pantless fashion, has already been ridiculed by many critics because of her I-look-like-a-tranny-but-I-love-it look, but we have to agree her fashion sense’s one of the things that pulled her to the top.

But… but, why this? This look is nuts. Well, not much insane as her other looks, but at least in those she doesn’t look like a cracked up whore. If she continue looking like this, God help her so her fans wouldn’t boycott her. Or God help us that her fans don’t imitate this cheap stripper look, because if they did that would be pandemonium. Anyway, if you want to see more of Lady GaGa’s sexy ass, nipslips, and more, check this out.

Cheryl Tweedy and why she beat Megan Fox as FHM Sexiest Woman in the World

Okay.. Okay. I know it’s old news already but I didn’t realize how hot Cheryl Tweedy Cole really is until I saw her pics from her 26th birthday bash. The Girls Aloud singer sported a see-through frock, leaving very little to the imagination. With her cleavage hanging out like that, plus that sweet dimpled smile, I’m convinced. Sorry Megan Fox, but yeah, Cheryl’s the sexiest woman in the world.

This English hottie climbed up the entertainment ladder by joining (and winning) modelling competitions. Then she decided to hone her singing and dancing skills by taking professional classes. Well, all her hardwork paid very well, as she was the first person to be chosen for Girls Aloud which has gone on to be one of the most successful British pop groups of the decade.

Though she is the hottest commodity in England since becoming a member of Girls Aloud, the US have yet to discover Cheryl’s full hotness until she was named as FHM Sexiest Woman of the World in 2008. And boy, did she deserve the title. Sadly, this pop goddess is already married to English football player Ashley Cole. Well, let’s just cross our fingers that they’d get divorced soon especially as Cheryl once found out her husband was cheating on her. But until then, let’s indulge ourselves to her sexy pics which you can find here.

Holly Madison: What happened after Hef?

Hugh Hefner’s then girlfriend number one, Holly Madison, seemed to be the only one among the Girls of the Playboy Mansion who did more than just baring her big plastic tits and talking nonsense all throughout the entire run of the Playboy reality show. Compared to the other Girls Next Door, Kendra Wilkinson a.k.a. the typical dumb blonde and Bridget Marquardt with the annoying valley girl accent, Holly offered a strong character in the show helping out the magazine’s production by being some sort of a project manager in Playboy photoshoots. She’s not what you’d call smart, but she’s okay that’s why she became my favorite Playboy bunny. (That, of course, not to mention her big barbie-doll-plastic tits.)

Holly eventually moved on with her life and moved out of the Playboy Mansion to be with her (now, ex-)boyfriend, illusionist Criss Angel.They broke up after only four months, but I don’t really cared about them, so… There were news that Hef wanted Holly back after learning her split from Criss, but the awaited coming back of Holly to the mansion never happened. Instead, Holly joined Dancing With The Stars for another 15 minutes of fame, which, unsurprisingly, didn’t last very long as she suffered a broken rib while on the show.

So what’s up with Holly now? She’s currently in Las Vegas doing Peep Show with former Spice Girl Melanie B, and reportedly dating yet another freak, self-confessed sex addict Russell Brand. Well that’s just pure disappointment, if you ask me. On the dating Brand part, well, come on, Holly sure can do better. Just look at Kendra now married to Hank Baskett of the NFL. Holly can hook up with anyone she wants to hook up with and not settle on bath-allergic dudes. Anyway, to the Peep Show part, I say its disappointing because Holly only goes topless on the show. Of course, we’d love to see her strip all the way, every day. In the meantime, while waiting for her to strip naked live, drop by here first to see Holly Madison’s nude pics and those of the other Girls next Door.