Category Archives: Celeb Gossip

I hope Jessica Simpson’s sober when I see her on the news again.

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I haven’t heard from Jessica Simpson in weeks now, and I honestly hope that she’s alive. No, seriously, it’s true. After all the accidents and suicides that had happened to Hollywood stars, it makes you really think if a star’s in their right minds nowadays. Especially Jessica. Though, she isn’t always in her right mind, now she’s got to be guided and looked for because she’s nursing a broken heart. It makes you crazy you know, look at Britney Spears.

The last news I heard about Jessica was either she was too drunk at a party, or… she was to drunk after a party. See. These are the kinds of signals we should be watching out for. They resemble a Britney 2005 phenomenon. We wouldn’t want Jessica shaving her long blonde hair, right? Anyway, see more of Jessica by dropping by this place here, and yeah, look out for signs that she’s going crazy too.

Kristin Cavallari and that reality TV bitch

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They must put it as one of the wonders of the world why bitches like Kristin Cavallari, Lauren Conrad, and Heidi Montag are even talked about in Hollywood. Why am I talking about this shit, you ask? Exactly my point. The rise of reality TV has caught masses of people tuning in and talking about not-so-talented “actresses” and “actors” while those who have the talent aren’t given the spot on the limelight that they deserve.

Let’s focus on this Kristin cavallari bitch from MTV’s Laguna Beach. I heard that everybody hates her because she is the evil bitch on the show. Right, and everything isn’t scripted. Back to Kristin, she’s not even that gorgeous. Her looks just a simple, forgettable American girl turned star-wannabe. She’s not even interesting, so why the hell is she still here?

It’s obvious I’m not much of a fan of reality TV and most especially these Tv star-wannabes, but I know most of you aren’t too. So let’s start a revolution and boycott these kinds of crap from our precious TV sets. It’s time to annihilate reality TV, as well as Kristin Cavallari and that other Hollywood skanks and all the scandals and crap they’ve been making which, by the way, you can catch here.

Annalynne McCord is now single

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Reports say that 90210 star Annalynne McCord recently ditched boyfriend Twilight vampire Kellan Lutz. Honestly, who cares, right? I don’t know Kellan. And… let’s admit that Annalynne’s not that hot, despite all her efforts to show skin by repeatedly wearing a bikini over and over again. But seems her ploy doesn’t seem to work because I still can’t find any one good angle of her face and body.

However, Annalynne’s acting career may be of an upward slope. She recently won as TV Female Breakout star for her role as Naomi in the remake of Beverly Hills 90210. Well, that’s what they say. Those who are lucky in love aren’t lucky in their careers, and vice versa. And it’s just true for Annalynne.

By the way, I have no qualms seeing her all the time in her bikinis. Because I think she looks better with them on than without. Kidding. I meant she looks better in a bikini than with normal clothes or when fully clothed. So there you go, if you want to see more of her bikini pics, go here.

Miranda Kerr’s hotness reaches new heights

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Seems like Miranda Kerr is on the top of the world these days. Well, aside from her job as a Victoria’s Secret Angel, she was recently named as a David Jones Ambassador. I don’t honestly know what that means and I don’t care. All I know is that Miranda’s getting loads of money and it just adds another level to her hotness meter. Okay now, that didn’t sound right, did it?

Anyway, back to my new apple-of-the-eye Aussie model Miranda. The only thing I hate about her is that she’s already engaged. If you don’t know who the lucky bastard is, well, then let me tell you. It’s Orlando Bloom. Yeah, that other pirate in the Pirates movie and the long-haired pretty boy from Lord of the Rings. Yes, they are engaged. Or not, because they are repeatedly denying it despite Miranda being seen with an engagement ring wherever she goes.

But this is Hollywood, people. No one stays together for so long. So let’s just hope they separate soon, then Miranda goes ‘Katie Price‘ insane because of her broken heart and do all sorts of crazy stuff. Haha. Anyway if you want to catch more of Miranda’s hotness, drop by here. Enjoy!

Angelina Jolie is (still) the hottest woman in Hollywood

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At least that’s what Brad Pitt thinks. And I totally agree. Angelina Jolie still shines as one of the hottest chicks on the planet despite being a mom to a number of kids, and even despite the emergence of budding hotties like Megan Fox, Cheryl Tweedy, or Olivia Wilde. Yes, Maxim and FHM named them as the hottest women in 2008, but you can never disagree that Angie can whip them all off the list if she just makes enough effort.

Anyway, rumors of Angelina’s split with Brad surfaced for months last year (and even the early parts of this year), but Angie and Brad remained unshaken and still appears as sweet as ever. I can’t blame Brad, though. Angie’s practically a goddess so why on earth would he think of even letting her slip away. okay that sounds freakishly cheesy, so I’ll stop now.

Anyway, if you want to see how Angelina remained hot throughout the times, view her sexy pics here.

Vanessa Hudgens naked pictures leaked again because she is a slut

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High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens never learns. Just a few years ago, pictures leaked on the internet showing her posing completely naked when she was just 15 years old. Now, another set of photos surfaced where she took provocative pictures of herself, naked, with just a gold chain around her waist. What a slut.

Of course, you want to check out the pictures. Unfortunately for us, Vanessa’s lawyers posed legal threats to those sites that will post her naked pics. They are stressing that Vanessa was still a minor when she took those pics, so naturally, we were left with no choice but to oblige, remove her pics or we’ll be in trouble. Anyway, according to sources, the photos was supposed to be a present for Vanessa’s boyfriend Zac Efron, “to keep him interested.” I’ve seen the pics and I’d say whether she’s a minor or not, if they’re for Zac or not, she’s obviously one hell of a perv.

And this slut’s from Disney Channel. How ironic that she’s “for the kids” on TV while she’s really X-rated off-screen. I’m guessing too that she already has a fucktape, and I cannot wait for it to be leaked. When that happens, screw you Vanessa Hudgen’s lawyers, I’ll go ahead and post that no matter what. But anyway, check out this place here to see more of Vanessa Hudgens’s scandalous secrets. You know you want to.

True Blood is exciting only because of Evan Rachel Wood

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These vampire-themed shows are making me sick already. Good thing, the producers of True Blood were smart enough to hire hottie Evan Rachel Wood to star as Queen Sophie-Ann, the Vampire Queen of Luisiana. Yeah whatever that title means. What’s important is that Evan will be a regular this season. If you ask me, I’d say the girl’s suited for that role. Well, look at her skin, man. She’s as pale as Rob Pattinson with full Vampire make-up.

Marilyn Manson’s ex has been wanting the vampire role so badly that in fact she expressed her desire to becoming a vampire in True Blood by stressing she has pale skin and she doesn’t need make-up so the producers can save their dough up. Good for her, her efforts of not staying under the sun paid off and she got herself a role.

Meanwhile, we heard the news this hottie’s going strong with Z-list actor Shane West. Lucky dude. Evan’s practically a goddess, despite her (wrong) choices of men to be in a relationship with. But then again, she’s still young, she’ll change her mind soon and move on… I hope. Anyway, if you want more pics of Evan, plus juicy scandals of her past, visit this place here.

Jessica Simpson drinks her sorrow away (twice in a row)

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I know we’ve all been making fun of Jessica Simpson since she started in the industry, but now I suggest that we stop. For a little while. So instead of laughing at her recurring dumb-titis, let’s pause for a while to watch her as she wallow in sorrow after she’s been discarded by her boyfriend of two years, Tony Romo. Sure, Jessica’s being seen publicly partying, but really, it cannot be mistaken what she’s feeling inside. Look at these pics, isn’t it obvious? She’s about to… vomit.

It’s the second time this week that she went partying and got drunk. The last time she got wasted was at Katsuya with her sister Ashlee Simpson. The second time was last night. She celebrated her best friend Ken Paves’s birthday at Beso in LA, and looked a little too drunk as she was escorted back to her car.

I don’t really care about Jess’s feelings, though. Why I want to pause and watch her drown in sorrow is because she copes by drinking and we all know that girls do the nasty naughty things when drunk. Plus, Jess is a blonde. And you know what they say, blondes are more fun. So, Jessica, it’s okay to drink in order to heal your broken heart. Just make sure you wear skimpy little outfits when you party, okay? So there. If you want more drunk pics of Jessica, go here.

Jessica works out to forget about the break-up

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Recently brokenhearted, Jessica Simpson shook off her sadness away by spending yesterday afternoon with her personal trainer and working out her, uhm, cholesterol-rich body. And no, I’m not saying she’s fat. No, I really don’t. So anyway, this is the first time she’s seen in public after her boyfriend of two years, Tono Romo, disposed her the night before her birthday. Shit, that’s gotta be fucking painful for Jessica’s head. She probably didn’t understand anything that happened that night.

Even Jessica’s family are keeping their eyes on her because they are afraid she might do a Britney Spears (and now, Mischa Barton) sooner or later. People Magazine reports that a family friend said, “The family used to have such faith in Jessica and they worried about Ashlee Simpson. Now they are fully confident in Ashlee’s choices and they worry most of their days about Jessica.“

This break-up is a good thing for Jessica. Well, for the past two years she has been complacent enough that someone still thinks she looks awesome even when she’s, uhm, weighing much much heavier, that she doesn’t care about her looks, life and career anymore. Now, I bet she’ll finally have the balls to stand up and look in a mirror. It’s been a long time since she moved. And well, see for herself the damage she has done to her once beautiful body, which by the way, you can check out here.

Avril Lavigne parties like a rock star… err like Lindsay Lohan

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Who would have thought Avril Lavigne is fun? Well, almost. The pop-rock singer was seen at the VIP Lounge in St. Tropez partying with her friends and looking hot in her striped top and black skirt. With a cigarette stick in her ear while a bunch of men were pouring drinks down her mouth, Avril shocked us by not being a totally evil bitch, instead she went girls-gone-wild drunk.

I don’t think Avril remembered having a husband on this night, because she flirted and danced with different men all night long as if she’s single and available. Hmm, is she? Well, if they’re broken up that wouldn’t be a surprise. Whoever would choose to put up with Avril’s bitchiness all his life anyway?

So she has been reading “Lindsay Lohan’s Guide to Partying” manual lately and this makes her a lot of fun. Hope she keeps on doing this until she excelled in it. Until then, let’s first satisfy ourselves with her mishaps and scandals that you can check out here.