You know what people say. A marriage created from a broken-up one is doomed to fail. Or something like that. Okay, nobody ever said that before me, but you gotta admit that that’s what Jennifer Aniston is saying if the rumors about the supposed break-up of Hollywood power couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are true. If you’re in LA and see a skinny faux-blonde woman with a big nose dancing down the street doing the I-Told-You-So dance, it’s probably Jen celebrating. But I digress. After years of being together and surviving every disparaging remark thrown their way, after all the rumors, the scandals, and the near-break ups, it seems the two are officially headed for splitsville. How do I know this? Well, I read it in the Enquirer, so it must be true.

According to the rag, a source has confirmed that it is indeed “official” that the two will be separating ways. The Enquirer reports that after Angelina has finished filming her actioneer Salt, she’ll be packing up and moving the kids to Paris where she plans to recuperate from this tragedy. Or something to that effect. The news seems surprising especially since the couple were seen very sweet and, well, together when Brad’s film Inglorious Basterds premiered in Cannes last month. Supposedly, it was all an act, that the couple had already agreed to split even before Cannes. They were merely trying to prevent the story from getting out, but word got out anyway. Enquirer refuses to name their source for fear of, well, getting that person fired or worse. So right now, unless Bradgelina make an official statement, I’m inclined to believe that tabloid.

Then again, the paper isn’t exactly the most credible source of information. I don’t know what to think right now. On one hand, there have been persistent rumors about their break-up for a while so there has to be a grain of truth about this all. On the other, This is Bradgelina were talking about. The couple who went against all the odds to get together and, more importantly, stay together. Plus I don’t think there are any two more stubborn people in Hollywood, ergo they will do their best to make things work. But if they don’t, expect Brad to get a visit from Jennifer in crotchless panties sometime soon. And Ange? Well, let’s just say a horse head in her bed should be the least of her worries. Ah, Hollywood. One crazy town where crazy things happen. See a lot of those crazy things here.