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Janice puts the “dick” in Dickinson

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Before you all get excited at the thought of all your suspicions about the self-proclaimed first supermodel Janice Dickinson being a tranny on account of my headline, I’m thinking more along the lines of her being one big asshole, boob, creep, bitch and any other deprecating adjective to use on Ms. Dickinson. She’s no stranger to giving her opinion – as evidenced by her low-rated yet popular syndicated cable “documentary” show The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency – and even out and about in real life she forgets to keep her opinions and outbursts in check. Which leads people to think she’s even more of a diva-bitch than she really is.

Just recently, she was videotaped (again) assailing a bunch of paparazzi as she stumbled, dunk, out of a bar and onto her car. Of course, being the walking tabloid fantasy that she is, the paps decided to follow her close. A little to close for her comfort it seems, as she began to scream at the photogs for invading her “private space” and in an attempt to shoo them away started to snap and wave her shawl about, looking like some drunk ballerina fumbling with her prop. The verbal barrage and swatting continued for a while before, seemingly exhausted, Janice squatted on the pavement and looked like she was about to take a major dump. Classy. As things started to wind down (or the Xanax began kicking in), she calmed herself, got in her car, and sped off. Clearly, encounters with Great Whites and killer Polar Bears are a lot less scarier than what those photographers went through with Janice.

It’s one thing to be outspoken and saying the things that everyone is too polite or afraid to say out loud (yes, I’m looking at you, Simon Cowell). But it’s quite another to do it in such a rude and insensitive kind of way. I mean, for what it’s worth, people welcome honesty – as long as it’s delivered in a frank, non-disparaging kind of way. Not screamed from across the street at full volume while trying to walk off the alcohol. Then again, this is Janice Dickinson we’re talking about. The woman who did so much blow (that’s cocaine and oral sex) in the ’80s it has hampered her discretion gene. No, not hampered – completely obliterated. So maybe it’s not a good idea to hope for ladylike behavior from Janice since she is completely incapable of being one. Which is always great tabloid and blogsphere fodder for us. Check out some more embarrassing Janice Dickinson moments, and other crazy Hollywood celebs, right here.

Lady Gaga’s has a drunken lesbian moment

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Lady Gaga has pretty much surprised everyone since she burst into the music scene a mere one year ago. With the release of her debut CD The Fame and it’s two subsequent number one singles Just Dance and Poker Face, she’s the latest hot thing in music these days. But what really surprised everyone was her strange and distinct fashion sense that no one ever though would gain popularity. But with Nicole Ritchie adapting her style on the cover of Black Book magazine and Paris Hilton dressing up like an alien hooker, it seems like Gaga has finally broken out into the mainstream. Although I wonder if these pictures will incite widespread girl-on-girl action.

It’s been pretty much speculated upon the sexuality of Lady. She’s overtly sexual, true, but she hasn’t been rumored to be dating any guy in show business or out of it. So when some paparazzi took snapshots of one drunken night out where she essentially gave a vaginal exam to her “female friend”, it sparked not just a million gynecology jokes, but serious discussion about Lady Gaga’s sexuality.

I don’t know if she’s a card-carrying member of the Carpet Munchers Association, or if this is just Gaga letting loose and having fun, but the underwear-loving dance diva has definitely got everyone thinking. Does she prefer taco over sausage? Does she have mad pussy cunnilingus skills? No one really knows for sure, except maybe this lady she’s practically finger-banging. All I know is that Lady Gaga has got to be one of the craziest, most interesting musicians to hit the scene of late. And if she does anything else crazy, we’ll be sure to let you know. Check out this place and see all those crazy Hollywood moments you crave for.

Paris Hilton continues to be classy

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Whenever Paris Hilton hits the town, you know something terrible is gonna happen. America’s favorite skank went out with boyfriend Doug Reinhardt and on the way home decided to give the paps something to snap. Yes, you guessed it – she flashed her panties.

Walking down the stairs of restaurant My House, Paris thought it the perfect opportunity for some panty flashing. Spotting the photogs at the foot of the stairs probably made her think “Great, paparazzi! Too bad I’m wearing panties tonight. Oh, well, gotta stay in the headline…” and bam, there we have it.

And if that wasn’t enough, in the car drive home, Paris and Doug decided to do a little tongue hockey for all to see. She must’ve thought she had to do something to make for her wearing panties. So a little tongue action for the photogs oughtta do it. I wonder if she talked to Doug about it before hand – the exact amount of tongue to show, angles for the most effective view, the wideness of the mouth – that sort of stuff. I’m fairly certain that Paris thinks about this stuff and plans this in advance. Any mediawhore worth her salt would do the exact thing.

So it never fails to amaze me when stuff like this happens to Paris. Not because I’m shocked when it does, but rather that it gets reported everytime. Here is a woman who practically has the entire media blogsphere in the palm of her hands, and we play right into them. That’s it. This is the last Paris Hilton blog entry I will ever write. That is… until she does some other thing that’ll make me go OMG! Just like the stuff you’ll find over here — celebs at their most OMG.