After he got his weird-ass dumped by the woman he cheated on her with, Dita Von Teese is having none of Marilyn Manson’s heartfelt apologies. The shock-rocker has reportedly been calling and leaving messages for Dita, expressing just how sorry he is that he cheated on her (with actress Evan Rachel Wood, who dumped him recently) and that he wants to give their marriage another try. But Dita has been divorced from Manson for two years now, and has pretty much closed that chapter of her life. In fact, as a sign of her sea-change, Dita will no longer date weirdos.

Yup, you heard it here folks! She has expressed a desire for normalcy, saying that she’s looking for men who are simple, likes to hike and wear sweaters, regular guy bullshit. No more eyeliner-wearing rock musicians or strange-acting artists and actors. Just your run-of-the-mill average Joe looking to fuck a really odd-looking girl.

And I say odd-looking in the sexiest, sluttiest possible way. As you can see from the pics here, Ms. Dita likes to get a wee bit naughty. Add to that the paper-white skin, the jet-black hair, fuck-me-pumps and blood-red lipstick – it’s like dating a pin-up from the ’50s. Which might turn some guys on, so I’m sure a lot of dudes out there are sprucing themselves up in case they get a chance meeting with the goddess of burlesque.

But they’re gonna have to get in line, because according to Dita herself, she’s currently dating three men. Three! Now, that’s playing the field — the extra skanky way! But seriously man, can you blame her? She was married to the wierdest guy in music who looks like a walking corpse. Imagine having that fuck you night after night. You’d play the field too as soon as you get a bit of freedom. Now that she’s back in the dating world, maybe she’ll go back to doing more hardcore stuff, like the stuff you’ll find here – Hollywood at it’s hottest!