Known for her outrageous and spontaneous hair overhauls,  Britney Spears oops did it again recently as she was seen shopping yesterday at Bed Bath and Beyond in LA sporting darker locks than her usual blonde do. She was with her agent turned boyfriend, Jason Trawick, and a roomful of bodyguards as she walked the streets on her short shorts and orange tanktop. Thank God, yesterday she wore a bra.

This recent hair makeover of hers gets me wondering what’s next for Britney. Why, we all know what happened when she had a breakdown a few years ago. It was her hair that gives us the signal that Britney’s going crazy, and crazier by the minute. Now, what’s with the brunette hairdo? Is it to reflect her rumored engagement with her agent/boyfriend? Hope Brit slows it down this time and watch her back, and bank account too, before settling down with yet another man.

I pity Britney’s hair, seriously. They seem like the one she experiments on whenever something new’s happening in her life. We’ll never know for sure how long this hair color will stay on her this time, because we’ll never know when she’ll shave her head again. Yeah, Britney’s unpredictable like that; her show isn’t called Circus for nothing. But I honestly prefer her blonde. Why, well blonde fits her personality more; because you know what they say about blondes… Anyway, if you want to take a look back at Britney’s crazy misbehaviors, upskirts, nipslips and more, drop by at this place here.

For months now, there has been grumblings and twitters about what has really been happening inside the super girl group The Pussycat Dolls and it’s lead singer Nicole Scherzinger. It all began when the group released their adaptation of the Oscar-winning theme song to the film Slumdog Millionaire entitled Jai Ho with the single reading “Jai Ho - Pussycat Dolls featuring Nicole Scherzinger”. Naturally, eyebrows went up. If Nicole is part of the group, even leading it, then why did she have a “featuring” credit on the single? This prompted speculation of her leaving the band, but that pretty much died down as well. Then another single was released with the same “featuring” credit and now people were really concerned, including the other Dolls.

The whole thing erupted this past weekend when, while opening for Britney Spears‘ tour, one of the Dolls Melody Thornton screamed at the cheering crowd “Thank you for supporting me even though I’m not FEATURED!” You could practically hear crickets for a second, that’s how tense and awkward things became. Because everyone knew what she was saying - What are we, your back-up dancers? It’s true, the rest of the girls don’t even sing back-up in the new record, let alone leads in some songs. Nicole gets to do her own thing (commercial endorsements, ad campaigns, solo recording contracts) and the rest of them get nil. If I were them, I’d be pissed as well!

What is unclear though, is how much of this is actually Nicole’s personal actions. True she’s the lead singer of the group, even responsible for writing and arranging some of their songs, but word is it’s the record company that’s pretty much pushing her to the forefront. I’m starting to believe that with this recession, everybody’s doing cutbacks - even on girl group members! It’s probably one giant conspiracy, not to let Nicole break free of the group, but for the record company to dissolve the Dolls completely! My conspiracy theorist is coming out, and before I start spewing stuff about Area 51 and the Kennedy assasination, I’ll shut up now. All I know is that these five fine babes better stay together long enough for them to do a Playboy shoot or something. Or, come to think of it, they should split up, have their career’s go up in flames, and then they’d be desperate enough for Playboy! Until then, check out this site for some rather interesting pics of Nicole and other hot Hollywood celebs waiting just for you.

#10. Slumdog Millionaire star Freida Pinto burst into the scene with the massive success of the Oscar-winning film and helped land her a role in the next Woody Allen movie. Will quick success mean a quit departure? We’ll hafta wait and see.

#9. Anna Friel may have lost her day job with the cancellation of her series Pushing Daisies, but the cult following of the show definitely secured her a spot on this list. Here’s hoping her next project will be broader in appeal.

#8. Smallville star Kristin Kreuk has come a long way from her modeling days but not far enough to get to the top spot. Probably because of the weak box-office of her last film Streetfighter:Legend of Chun-Li and the dwindling ratings of her TV show.

#7. She’s still fuckin' hot on 24, but Elisha Cuthbert definitely has got a film career just waiting to explode. Not one to rest on her TV success, she’s got a slew of projects due out this year.

#6. Perpetually clad in lingerie, Adriana Lima definitely deserves a spot on this list. The Brazilian beauty should have been higher up on the poll if you ask me, but hey I didn’t vote so I really have no right to complain.

#5. British Glamour model Keeley Hazell drops down 2 spots from number 3 last year. I think it’s because once you’ve seen one pair of double-d tits, you’ve seen them all. And with the rise in BBBs of late, she needs to work extra hard to stay on top of the game.

#4. Britney Spears re-enters the top 10 because of her hugely successful comeback as well as her hard-earned hot bod. Goes to show what hard work (and parental control) can get you once you want something that bad.

#3. Depsite being labeled as a stupid bitch, Jessica Alba gets third place on the list. Which exactly proves the point I’ve been trying to make all my life: as long as you’re really hot, it doesn’t matter what comes out of your mouth or what’s in your head.

#2. Last year’s number one hot woman of the world will have to settle for second place this year as Megan Fox drops a notch. Maybe it’s because she hasn’t had a movie since 2007’s Transformers, plus the on-again off-again relationship with Brian Austin Green perhaps didn’t help either. Us dudes like out hot gals unattached.

And the number one Sexiest Woman in the World title goes to…

#1. Cheryl Cole. The Girl’s Aloud hottie lands on the top spot - amazingly. While I can’t say I’m a huge fan, I think it’s fine that she gets it. I mean, I would have preferred Megan or Adriana at the top, but Cheryl’s fans definitely see something in her that makes her the sexiest in the world. I’m not here to argue, just state the facts.

So, fine hot women battle it out for your attention, and the public has spoken. So feel free to argue who should be where on this list, as well as those not included that should be. And to help you decide that, check out this site for some very sexy and hot (and sometimes embarrassing) pics of your favorite celebs.

I just realized the wierdest thing. We’ve seen her shaved pussy. We’ve seen her shaved head. But I don’t believe we’ve ever seen Britney Spears do a full-on nipple slip. With all of her insane antics during the whole “breakdown” phase where she threw caution (and her underwear) to the wind, she’s been pretty careful about her knockers. Even now, with the discovery of these pics, we still don’t get to see the full nipple.

Here we see Brit Brit, date unknown but from the looks of things I think this is about after Blackout but before Circus. She’s just strolling out and about, when POP! down goes her blouse. True enough the paparazzi was there to document the whole thing, including a camera practically in her face (or in this case, boob) surely using that zoom lens to the fullest. It’s amazing how close he is. Anyway, with all this commotion Britney forgot she wasn’t wearing a bra (she has issues with remembering underwear?) and almost let it all hang out. She stops herself in the nick of time, but not before we get a glorious look at half of her areola.

It always amazes me when I see a celebrity nip slip. Haven’t you guys heard of double-side tape? I mean, it’s like, what, 40 cents at the local mom and pop. For celebs who make millions of dollars, what’s a mere 40 cents compared to the shame and infamy of exposing your boobs in public? But then again, we’re talking about Crazy Britney here. You know, 2005 Britney. So I’m not surprised at the “accident”. I’m surprised she didn’t take the dress off and start dancing buck naked as the paps descended on her like hungry vultures.

So, now that all is normal in the world of Brit Brit, we’ll just hafta settle for on-stage pussy slips, crazy text messages to Anand, and constant wailing about being treated like a kid by her over-protective parents. Well, In my opinion, if you don’t want to be treated like a child, you have to stop acting like one. But trust Britney to bring out the crazy very very soon. Just like the insanity you’ll find here - sexy and crazy Britney Spears just for your enjoyment.

Proving once again that you don’t have to get married to have a baby, Britney’s little sis Jamie Lynn Spears has canceled her engagement to the high school boy who impregnated her and would rather just “hang out” with the guy. Sources say that she’s content to just live with the guy and refer to him as “boyfriend” rather than “husband” because, oh I don’t know, how many 17-year-olds you know go around referring to their fuck-dude as “husband”. I guess she didn’t wanna start a trend. It’s enough that she inspired Bristol Palin to get knocked up at 16. Okay, I can’t confirm that last part.

But seriously, when the news broke that then 16-year-old Jamie Lynn was pregnant, the Spearses made it look like they were proud and supportive of what happened to their little girl. So in effect, they made it seem like it was okay for underage teenagers to get pregnant. That message was sent worldwide and practically everyone listened. Haven’t they even considered that other parents might not be too thrilled with their underage daughter having a child at such a young age? I think a good talking down to might not be such a bad idea in this case.

But I guess that she did get a talking down to since she has made the decision of not being a child bride. She’s rather focus on being a good mother, even to the point of thinking about leaving Hollywood for good. Now, coming from a Spears that may seem hard to believe, but I actually believe Jamie Lynn. She hasn’t done any attention-whoring. she hasn’t been seen out and about. She’s been pretty quite and out of the spotlight since she gave birth last year. So I guess she’s serious about this, huh?

While I don’t really know how I feel about that since I’ll certainly miss her tight little body, I’m happy that she’s finally making some adult decisions in her life. After all she is turning 18 next month so she begins her life as a grown up, even though some parts of being one already happened to her. And one more thing about being 18, we can finally look at nude pics of Jamie Lynn Spears and not get thrown in jail. So drop by this site and check in regularly to see if, and when, nude pics of her will surface.

I told you Britney Spears wasn’t done bringing the crazy. While she has yet to resort to head-shaving and break-downing, she’s definitely got the paparazzi’s attention once again. And this time, people are talking. The incident of topic: these bikini pics. Or more importantly, what’s hanging out of them. Yes, that’s Britney’s pussy.

At least, that’s what it looks like. It’s like a wedgie for your cunt, kinda like a camel toe, only the whole bikini front is riding up. Now, I don’t know if this is the result of having kids, or the weight loss, or just plain having her pussy stretched by gigantic dildos. Whatever the culprit is, Britney’s pussy has made an appearance once again.

This isn’t the first time this has happened. And I’m not even talking about the infamous panty-less paparazzi pics of her getting out of a car that have pretty much become the butt of jokes from everything from SNL to Mike Myers. No, I’m talking just a few weeks ago, while she was live, on stage, performing one of her songs during her comeback Circus tour. After a rousing song and dance number in a particularly revealing costume, the lights go out and, unknown to her that her mic was still on, exclaimed “Oh, my pussy’s hanging out!” Classic Brit-Brit if I say so myself.

And now, these pics surface. It doesn’t help that she’s cradling her baby in her arms, looking the way she does. You can directly blame the kid for stretching out her pussy lips. Plus he totally ruins the image. How can you get a woody looking at a hot chick with her cunt lip hanging out when she’s holding a two-year-old in her arms. I’m sure for some of you, that’s not a problem, so enjoy the sights of Ms. Spears’ inviting poontang. You can see a lot more over here so check it out.

Despite the unimpressive sales (brought about no doubt by the lagging US economy) Britney Spears kicked off her first tour in five years to a very energetic New Orleans crowd. The show which featured everything but the kitchen sink, included fire breathers, midgets, cages, scantily clad dancers, and several costume changes that range from skimpy to downright theatrical. All things considered, the show was considered a success. Fans described it as a “life-changing experience”.

Now, I dunno about the bubblegum trash that Brit-Brit spews out on a regular basis, but from what I’ve heard about the show, it does seem like a spectacle. Maybe the over-the-top production values will ultimately distract you from the gratingly nasal vocal tones and the mind-numbing dumbed-down lyrics of her tunes. And I guess that her once flabby body has now been restored to it’s original “Baby One More Time” hotness, so with her coverage-deficient outfits it’s easy to get a stiff one. Apparently in the middle of the show, Britney grabs a male audience member, pulls him onstage, and basically dances in his face. Now, that I’d definitely pay good money for, provided a guarantee that I’ll be the guy she pulls onstage. I mean, to have those tits and that crotch right up in my face — I’m there!

So I guess this means no more crazy from Brit-Brit. Well, don’t count it out just yet. Naysayers are still wondering if she’ll be able to finish this tour. If she’ll get through it without breaking down, running off stage during a performance, make wacky guest appearances — basically all the insane stuff she used to do. But it looks like she’s in a pretty good place now, both personally and professionally. I’m not one to encourage this… sane behavior, but I’d have to admit I wish her the best. I can always just head on over here to relive all the funny and odd things our comeback queen used to do. And hope that maybe, just maybe, there’s a bit of crazy left in her.

In a shoot for her latest video for a song (don’t know which one exactly) from her platinum-selling comeback CD Circus, Britney Spears is going the whole pie-baking, perfectly dressed, stay at home mom route. But as you can see from the wardrobe choice (or should I say lack thereof) this suburban mama may have something else under her coiffed ‘do.

It’s all part of the whole reinvention of Brit-brit’s career after a crazy 2007-2008. Everyone thought she would never recover from the tabloid frenzy over her insane behavior (you know what I’m talking about!), the custody battle over her kids with K-Fed, and her already spiraling music career. But she proved them all wrong by coming back strong, powerful, and completely fuckable. When the video for Womanizer came out, everyone was stunned at how gorgeous Britney’s body looked. And she played it to good effect, appearing nude in the video, as if to say “I got nothing to hide bitches!”

But I gotta admit, I do miss the crazy. Ya gotta admit it was entertaining. The head-shaving. The bogus British accent. The bawling her eyes out in her front yard in front of all the paparazzi. Yes, yes, sad, but entertaining. At least now, she’s cleaned up real good and with a hit CD and an already fast-selling out tour coming up, our princess of pop is back on track! Let’s just hope she doesn’t do anything to screw it up this time.

Meanwhile, if you are the type who misses CrazyBritV1.0, head on over here and check out all the upskirts, sex videos, nipple slips, and all manner of insanity that Ms. Spears has displayed thoughout the years. Who knows, we may never get any new ones again!

]]> http://www.celebrityposer.com/britney-spears/britney-spears-plays-suburban-mom-with-pokies-2/feed/ 0 http://www.celebrityposer.com/britney-spears/britney-spears-pokies/ http://www.celebrityposer.com/britney-spears/britney-spears-pokies/#comments Tue, 10 Jun 2008 07:22:36 +0000 Celebrity Poser http://www.celebrityposer.com/?p=340 Somewhere along the line i think britney lost it. And believe me that has nothing to do with shaving your head. Although i have to admit that wasn’t the smartest thing to do at that moment of time. I’m not sure if Britney Spears wants to look like Lindsay lohan, but i think that one day Britney woke up and said to herself “Who needs a bra ?”.