Since breaking out into superstardom with the release of 2007’s Transformers movie where she was picked among thousands or aspiring actresses to play the lead female role in the big-budget summer action film, Megan Fox has become the Hollywood sex symbol of the new millennium. She’s gone from a relative unknown to household name practically overnight, and though she hasn’t had any major projects since then (only the little-seen “comedy” How To Lose Friends and Alienate People) she still continued to play into the hearts, minds and libidos of people everywhere. From horny teenagers to pervy old men to lipstick lesbians to majorly butch dykes, everyone wanted a piece of Megan. And just when you thought she couldn’t get any hotter, she goes and makes a revelation – she also likes to have sex with women.
Yup, taking a cue from the P!nk handbook of sexuality, Megan has confessed to Esquire Magazine that she is inherently bisexual, like all people are, and that she has no problem fucking women. Except perhaps with other bisexuals. She wouldn’t have sex with a female bisexual because the idea of licking a cunt where a dick has been grosses her out. So, that means one of two things: she prefers sausage over taco, or she never gives head. If you’re wary of cock-stamped pussy, you most probably don’t like cock to begin with. So I guess we learn more and more about this hot lady every time she opens her mouth. I wonder if that’s the reason for her on-again off-again relationship with Brian Austin Green – she doesn’t give him head.
While no one would argue that Megan is a fox (see what I did there?), it’s strange how she only managed to land number two (House’s Olivia Wilde is number one) in the FHM 100 Sexiest Women in America poll. I can understand how the exact same thing happened in the worldwide FHM poll (she’s ranked behind Girls Aloud’s Cheryl Tweedy) but in America where she’s basically a denizen of every tabloid and blog entry and every time anyone opens their browser she’s the first thing people see. Something tells me she’ll reclaim that top spot in next year’s poll because of two high-profile projects released this year. Summer brings the Transformers sequel which promises to be the movie of the year. Then in the fall we get to see her play a high school cheerleader who gets possessed by a demon and eats teenage boys in the Diablo Cody-penned Jennifer’s Body. Until then, check out this site to get your Megan Fox fix as well as a lot of your favorite Hollywood babes.
