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Annalynne McCord is now single

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Reports say that 90210 star Annalynne McCord recently ditched boyfriend Twilight vampire Kellan Lutz. Honestly, who cares, right? I don’t know Kellan. And… let’s admit that Annalynne’s not that hot, despite all her efforts to show skin by repeatedly wearing a bikini over and over again. But seems her ploy doesn’t seem to work because I still can’t find any one good angle of her face and body.

However, Annalynne’s acting career may be of an upward slope. She recently won as TV Female Breakout star for her role as Naomi in the remake of Beverly Hills 90210. Well, that’s what they say. Those who are lucky in love aren’t lucky in their careers, and vice versa. And it’s just true for Annalynne.

By the way, I have no qualms seeing her all the time in her bikinis. Because I think she looks better with them on than without. Kidding. I meant she looks better in a bikini than with normal clothes or when fully clothed. So there you go, if you want to see more of her bikini pics, go here.

Spotted: Annalyne McCord in a bikini… and then what?

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Seems like this 90210 star needs to get all the attention she can get so she’s seen wearing bikinis every time the paparazzis’ cams click. Well, we’re glad Annalynne McCord does that because she looks way better in them than when she wears uhm, regular clothes. Here she wears a pink ruffled bikini as she celebrates her 22nd birthday in Malibu.

The reportedly other half of Twilight star Kellan Lutz makes bits of news with her (numerous) nipslips, upskirts, and yes, a car accident. But she never did make it to the headlines, though. I wonder why… Maybe it’s because of her one-expression face both on and off set of her teen show. Haha! (Okay, that’s not even funny.)

Well anyway, let me greet you all the same Annalynne. Happy birthday to you and I wish you a sextape to finally get you in the spotlight. You’ve been in Hollywood a while honey, don’t you think it’s time?

Heidi Montag appearing in Playboy NOT naked

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Now that she’s Mrs. Douchebag, Heidi Montag takes the next step to being even more of a skank than being married to Gonorrhea-peen Spencer Pratt – becoming a Playboy alum. Yup, the plastic-chested fame whore is in talks to appear in the magazine sometime this year. And yes, before you ask, she is asking for a buttload of money. Sources have approximated her request at half a million dollars. And that’s not even the fucked-up part. Heidi will only do the magazine “tastefully undressed”. Meaning? No nipple, no bush, no twat. Just boring-ass glamour shots you can pretty much see in a Victoria’s Secret billboard at the bus stop.

I don’t even know where to begin with this fuckery. She’s asking for HOW MUCH? Not even the top celebs in their heyday asked for that kind of money. And now, during a recession no less, she’s asking for half a million dollars for some lame pics? Playboy barely can recoup it’s investment with every issue because of lowered advertising revenue and dwindling sales and she has the gall to demand that amount? I mean, outside of the viewers of The Hills, no one knows who the fuck she is. And if they do manage to go “Oh, yeah I’ve heard of her”, they really don’t care enough to see her naked. It’s not like she’s a world-wide star who is instantly recognizable. I still mistake her for Cher.

And what is up with this whole “tastefully undressed” shit? What is the point of being in Playboy if you’re not going to at least show nipple. I can understand the reservations about showing labia, but tits are like the minimum requirement for appearing in Playboy. It’s an ADULT MEN’S MAGAZINE. Guys whack off to the pictures inside. It’s not a place to be modest. So either you strip for it or you don’t do it. Simple as that.

I do hope The Hef has more sense that to agree with this. He’ll defnitely get the raw end of the deal if he agrees to these crappy terms. But knowing that there are a lot of people out there who would love to see this happen, he just might say yes. Which will be the downfall of Playboy, if you ask me. They’ll never recover from this debacle. Ever. Hef and Co. should just stick to small town college girls or down-on-their luck celebs to feature in the magazine. They would be more than willing to strip naked for a chance to be a part of Playboy. And charge a lot less money at that. Kinda like the skanky Hollywood celebs you’ll find here. Eager and willing to do anything to stay in the spotlight.

Lindsay Lohan to spend the rest of her life in a bikini

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When you’re a celebrity and your career is in the crapper, there are certain things you can do to still try and keep yourself in the public eye. One, do an low-budget movie where you play either a lesbian or a drug addict or a serial killer (or a combination of those – drug-addicted serial killing lesbian) where you constantly take your clothes off “for art’s sake”. Another thing you can do is write a tell-all memoir where you dish on every celeb secret you know for the sake of your Hollywood friendships. Then there’s the go-crazy-shave-your-head-cry-in-front-of-your-house-while-the-paparazzi-snap-away tactic that was perfected by a certain pop singer. If none of those options seem at all appealing to you, then do what Lindsay Lohan did this past week. Get photographed in nothing else but a bikini.

Yup, the anorexic, seemingly former lesbian is currently vacationing in Maui where she and her family with her are literally stalked by the paps. And not wanting to disappoint, Lindsay is always rocking the bikini. First, she came out to a park where she caught some sun in a white swimsuit. Then she went on to do some city strolling in a black bikini bottom and some kind of top. Then she hit some falls in a black two piece string number. All the while the photogs are just following her every move and capturing every moment for the press. Which we, as celeb-crazy people lap up.

Now, first of all, despite the fact that she’s Lindsay Lohan and can pretty much do whatever the fuck she wants, I don’t think that with her current bony-bod state that she should be walking around in a bikini 24/7. She could seriously hurt someone with that bony frame. She could impale someone while kneeing them in the groin. She could stab someone else with those bony elbows. If anything, she should be as padded and protected as possible when she goes out in the world. Because with all her legal troubles, I don’t think she should add manslaughter to her growng number of police cases. But as is the point of this entry, photos of Lindsay not wearing a bikini are nowhere to be seen. Funny that huh? So I guess she finally figured out how to stay relevant without pesky film projects or recording deals or modeling gigs – just go out in a bikini and wait. Soon, the talk will come flitting in after. But if you wanna see more than just talk but actual action, head on over to this site and get an eyefull of Hollywood scandals.

Paris Hilton Fugly Outfit Number 2,098,344,012

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Whatever possessed Paris Hilton to think that this ensemble was in any way A: Fashion-forward, B: attractive or C: made any sort of sense must be the new psychotropic drug that makes you see things in a positive light, like thinking that Dane Cook is funny, Lily Allen has a good singing voice, or Teri Hatcher looks nothing like a witch. On my end, no amount of hallucinogens in the world would make me thing positive about this ensemble.

Sure, it’s eye-catching, but for all the wrong reasons. Take a black bikini, wrap some black string around it, accessorize with ugly bondage gear, and top with a completely ridiculous pair of sunglasses that look more like the front part of a space ship than fashionable eyewear. Why, pray tell, would anyone wear such an outfit? Because she’s Paris Hilton, that’s why. She lives in her own world where everything she does is important and she is at the center of the blogsphere. And yes, that is indeed true, but again it’s for all the wrong reasons.

Maybe if she spent a bit less time focusing on her fug-ass outfits and more on shedding a lot of that skank (not to mention getting rid of a butt-load of STDs that she’s probably riddled with) then maybe she’ll regain some of that hot fuckability that we all saw the first few times she entered our collective libido radar. I myself remember her to be this absolutely gorgeous creature who was so fresh and clean. I couldn’t get enough of her. I thought someone like her – a high-class heiress who grew up surrounded  by wealth, pomp and circumstance – would be way out of my league. Never in a million years would I get to screw anyone like her. Turns out, I have a good a shot as anybody!

So, I’m gonna push the image of this outfit aside and harken back to fonder memories, like when I first saw her sex tape and nutted like 15 times. You can see all those naughty Paris pics and vids here, as well as a lot of Hollywood hotties to fulfill your fantasies.

Britney Spears Lets Her Pussy Hang Out. Again.

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I told you Britney Spears wasn’t done bringing the crazy. While she has yet to resort to head-shaving and break-downing, she’s definitely got the paparazzi’s attention once again. And this time, people are talking. The incident of topic: these bikini pics. Or more importantly, what’s hanging out of them. Yes, that’s Britney’s pussy.

At least, that’s what it looks like. It’s like a wedgie for your cunt, kinda like a camel toe, only the whole bikini front is riding up. Now, I don’t know if this is the result of having kids, or the weight loss, or just plain having her pussy stretched by gigantic dildos. Whatever the culprit is, Britney’s pussy has made an appearance once again.

This isn’t the first time this has happened. And I’m not even talking about the infamous panty-less paparazzi pics of her getting out of a car that have pretty much become the butt of jokes from everything from SNL to Mike Myers. No, I’m talking just a few weeks ago, while she was live, on stage, performing one of her songs during her comeback Circus tour. After a rousing song and dance number in a particularly revealing costume, the lights go out and, unknown to her that her mic was still on, exclaimed “Oh, my pussy’s hanging out!” Classic Brit-Brit if I say so myself.

And now, these pics surface. It doesn’t help that she’s cradling her baby in her arms, looking the way she does. You can directly blame the kid for stretching out her pussy lips. Plus he totally ruins the image. How can you get a woody looking at a hot chick with her cunt lip hanging out when she’s holding a two-year-old in her arms. I’m sure for some of you, that’s not a problem, so enjoy the sights of Ms. Spears’ inviting poontang. You can see a lot more over here so check it out.

Bar Refaeli Is The Toast Of The Town!

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Sports Illustrated cover model Bar Refaeli sure does get around! Since the release of the issue she’s been pretty much making appearances everywhere — talk shows, store openings, photo ops, the works! It makes me believe that the era of the supermodel is making a comeback.

Bar has been spotted on The Late Show with David Letterman, where she was practically eaten alive by Dave. With two bypass surgeries behind him, you’d think he would take it easy with the hot guests. But I would risk a heart attack too to be able to sit that close to such a fuck-worthy babe!

She also made an appearance at The Today Show, where Matt Lauer drooled all over her, while Meredith Vieira had to keep her claws at bay since any woman over 40 in the presence of perfection would be a tad bitchy. But Bar was all smiles and polite and just fucking happy to be there. What a lady! I am so jealous that Leonardo DiCaprio gets to fuck her whenever he wants.

But not to worry. We’ve got the closest thing to making love to Bar. Check out this site and find the hottest and most scandalous pics and vids from Bar and a bunch of other cock-hardening models and celebs.