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Danielle Lloyd and that traumatic night

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We’ve seen the pictures. We’ve hard the stories. But what exactly did happen to British glamour model and former Miss Great Britain Danielle Lloyd on that night that she ended up bloody, bruised, lying on the pavement, and ruched to the hospital for emergency surgery? Well, from what I’ve gathered, I’ll try to piece together the events that led to a very frightening image of one of the sexiest and most beautiful British celebs this day and age.

At around 10 that night, Danielle and boyfriend, futball player Jamie O’Hara were seen entering the Crystal nightclub, and witnesses claimed that Danielle was acting all haughty and above everyone else, especially since she’s on the arm of a £9,000-a-week footballer. As soon as she entered the bar, all eyes were on them, and pretty soon, dirty looks were being thrown their way. Shortly after, one woman couldn’t take the bitchiness coming from Danielle and decided to do something about. The two started arguing at first, then proceeded to shove each other until the unnamed woman pushed Danielle onto a table full of glasses and bottles which broke under her and eventually cut into her leg. Things started to get panicky and Danielle was carried outside of the club and laid on the pavement while waiting for the ambulance to arrive. Clearly distraught, both Lloyd and boyfriend were rushed to the emergency room as soon as the ambulance arrived where they proceeded to administer over 20 stitches to Danielle’s cut leg to stop the strong bleeding.

Days after the event, everything seems to be fine with Danielle. Despite the scare of almost having her leg cut off because of the massive amounts of blood she lost, there wasn’t anything else to be worried about. I’m just happy all her appendages are still intact. It would have been a shame to lose that leg. Or scar that face. Or (heaven forbid!) those tits! They’re practically her bread and butter and she must have protected them to the death! The moral of the story: never act like you’re the shit because someone out there might not agree with you and cut a bitch. No one is immune from the crazies of the world, so it’s best to be on your best behavior all the time. Let’s wait and see if there will be more to this story in the next coming days. For now, check out some not-so-harrowing pics of Danielle and other sexy celebs right here.

Shauna Sand continues to be a skank

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There are some things you can count on in this life. The sun will always rise. The government will always take your money. And Shauna Sand will always look like a two-dollar whore. Yup, that you can be sure of, no matter what. And her latest fashion foray is no exception.

Deciding to go out on the town for dinner, perhaps to show off her newest himbo boyfriend, Shauna hit the streets (an appropriate phrase) in basically an undergarment and covered (barely) it up with a tiny leather jacket. And to top off the ensemble is her trademark bleach blonde hair, cock-sucking lips, and plastic jugs jutting out of her see-through lace slip dress. Add piles of make-up to hide the plastic surgery scars and she’s good to go. And the guy dressed like a cheap-ass male prostitute next to her in a strange way completes the picture. You gotta admire the woman for going all out.

While this sort of outfit will look good on any of the Victoria’s Secret angels, it does look rather cheap and skanky when Shauna wears it. I’m convinced that she could make a ten thousand dollar haute couture Balenciaga gown look like something from Sluts-R-Us (which would most definitely be Shauna’s kind of place) only because of all the work done on her. Instead of doing things to improve the way you look, Shauna opted for the Slut package at the local plastic surgeons office complete with fuck-me-pumps and pink nail polish. So why am I even surprised that she dresses like this?

Well, for starters she dressed like this for dinner. At a restaurant. Where people go to unwind and get away from all the ugly things in the world. How would anyone have an appetite sitting next to this. And I’m sure the overpowering scent of her cheap perfume wouldn’t whet your appetite either. So I’m fairly certain that Shauna does live in her own private universe where she thinks everyone wants to get in her pants. When in truth, all people wanna do is laugh at her. Kinda like the celebs you’ll see here caught in embarassing and compromising positions.

Marisa Miller early topless pics unearthed!

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Before she became the “second coming of the American model“, Marisa Miller was doing nudie shoots. Okay, maybe just this one, but still, it’s pretty shocking to see. I know it’s a desire of every hot-blooded male (including this one) to see hot supermodels bare their tits or ass or pussy, but I just never imagined that Marisa would ever do something like this. Well, I’m still glad she did.

Don’t get me wrong, I jack-off to Marisa every chance I get. She’s got one of the most awesome naturally big pair of tits I’ve ever seen on a fashion model. It’s odd that she got to be as big as she did with that humongous rack. Still, because of them she got booked as a Victoria’s Secret angel, something every working model aspires to achieve since only a select few are chosen. And considering the company they’ll keep, she has to be extra special. And certainly, Marisa fits that category.

I dunno how these pics will affect her standing with her endorsement deals with VS as well as a Guitar Hero commercial she’ll be appearing in. Sure, a lot of models have done nude fashion shoots, but those are with established photographers and high fashion magazines. These shots aren’t exactly French Vogue level, if you know what I mean. So it’s unclear what’ll happen when those companies get wind of these pics.

But I’m not worried for her. If they drop her like a hot potato there are a million other things she could do. Film, TV, music videos. And of course, porn. Imagine, a porno with one of the hottest chicks on the runway today. That would be perfection. Heaven. Fucking hot!

But in the meantime, we have these pics to ogle at. So ogle away, and if you wanna see more models, celebs, and stars doing not-so-star quality things, drop by this site and enjoy.