Weeds star Mary-Louise Parker has been described as one of the more braver actresses of her generation. She’s not afraid to tackle difficult roles and the things she needs to do for them. But for the controversial series she stars in, there is one thing required of her that she doesn’t really enjoy doing – getting naked. For a TV show dealing with suburban marijuana-selling and copious amounts of sex and nudity, it should come as no surprise that Parker would be required to get naked once in a while. But it took almost four seasons for that to happen, and it didn’t occur in some steamy sex scene or after-shower getting dressed scene, it happened while she was in the tub taking a bath. She fought long and hard with the director about being nude but he insisted it was “integral to the story” – basically what every director says to get anyone to shed their clothing. While Parker isn’t exactly embarrassed about nudity (she bared her ass in the mini-series Angels In America), her biggest concern about baring her breasts were her freakishly large nipples.
Now, as you can see from the pics above, I don’t really know what the problem is. As far as I can tell, her nipples look fine. Pink, plump, and just right for the sucking. I think that we should all start a letter-writing campaign telling Parker that her nipples are more than adequate to be exposed. In fact, more nipple exposure is much welcome. I know a lot of guys (me included) who find no fault or cause for complaint with her beautiful pointies. And while she’s at it, she should do the full bush reveal. And a little pink labia peek wouldn’t be so bad either. A woman as tight and fine as her should just walk around naked all the time. This whole insecurity thing is totally unfounded.
But it’s natural for a woman to have doubts about her figure after giving birth. And those extra-large nips are surely the result of breast-feeding. All those body changes from pregnancy to birth can wreak havoc on one’s self-confidence. More so for actresses who’s being scrutinized under a microscope or HD television. In an era of freeze-framing, screencapturing and hi-res imagery, every little blemish is up for ridicule. But in my opinion, Mary-Louise has absolutely no problem with her naked figure. This coming from a guy who looks at nude women for a living, so I think I more than know what I’m talking about. Just check out this site and see all the fine specimens I gawk and leer over and I’m sure you’ll agree Mary-Louise is right up to perfection.




