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Shauna Sand continues to be a skank

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There are some things you can count on in this life. The sun will always rise. The government will always take your money. And Shauna Sand will always look like a two-dollar whore. Yup, that you can be sure of, no matter what. And her latest fashion foray is no exception.

Deciding to go out on the town for dinner, perhaps to show off her newest himbo boyfriend, Shauna hit the streets (an appropriate phrase) in basically an undergarment and covered (barely) it up with a tiny leather jacket. And to top off the ensemble is her trademark bleach blonde hair, cock-sucking lips, and plastic jugs jutting out of her see-through lace slip dress. Add piles of make-up to hide the plastic surgery scars and she’s good to go. And the guy dressed like a cheap-ass male prostitute next to her in a strange way completes the picture. You gotta admire the woman for going all out.

While this sort of outfit will look good on any of the Victoria’s Secret angels, it does look rather cheap and skanky when Shauna wears it. I’m convinced that she could make a ten thousand dollar haute couture Balenciaga gown look like something from Sluts-R-Us (which would most definitely be Shauna’s kind of place) only because of all the work done on her. Instead of doing things to improve the way you look, Shauna opted for the Slut package at the local plastic surgeons office complete with fuck-me-pumps and pink nail polish. So why am I even surprised that she dresses like this?

Well, for starters she dressed like this for dinner. At a restaurant. Where people go to unwind and get away from all the ugly things in the world. How would anyone have an appetite sitting next to this. And I’m sure the overpowering scent of her cheap perfume wouldn’t whet your appetite either. So I’m fairly certain that Shauna does live in her own private universe where she thinks everyone wants to get in her pants. When in truth, all people wanna do is laugh at her. Kinda like the celebs you’ll see here caught in embarassing and compromising positions.

Kelly Brook loses classy points for wearing this…

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Kelly Brook is arguably one of the sexiest women around. She’s got that womanly figure that looks good in and out of clothes. She looks awesome in a bikini. And she’s got a sweet yet slightly naughty face perfect for looking up at you while she gives you a blowjob. She’s been a staple of the British tabloids for quite some time and despite the fact that those papers do their best to find something cheap and trashy to write about her, they never seem to succeed since she carries herself in a classy manner. In a bikini frolicking on the beach, or attending a red carpet event dressed to the nines, or even in sweats in candid workout pics, you look at her and never think for one second this girl is cheap. Then… I saw these pics.

Taken in 2000 for the London premiere of the Guy Ritchie film Snatch, Kelly dressed like a two-dollar prostitute who got a gift certificate for a Bob Mackie gown and chose the skankiest outfit usually worn only during the ice skating event at the winter Olympics. Why on earth would she wear an outfit like this? Sure she’s got an awesome body and likes to show it off, but why would anyone in their right mind wear something like this deliberately. I almost feel like Kelly lost a bet or something and had to wear this fugly creation.

Granted this was 9 years ago, and her reputation of being a classy fashionista perhaps was years away. Maybe she took one look at these photos when they first came out and said “Oh my God, I look fucking ridiculous!!” and hence, the fashionista was born out of embarassment. So I guess it was a good thing that she wore this outfit and realized how bad she looked. See, everything happens for a reason – even really bad fashion choices. Hollywood is rife with those, and you can see them all here, along with celebrities caught in embarassing situations that almost never requires clothing.

Paris Hilton Fugly Outfit Number 2,098,344,012

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Whatever possessed Paris Hilton to think that this ensemble was in any way A: Fashion-forward, B: attractive or C: made any sort of sense must be the new psychotropic drug that makes you see things in a positive light, like thinking that Dane Cook is funny, Lily Allen has a good singing voice, or Teri Hatcher looks nothing like a witch. On my end, no amount of hallucinogens in the world would make me thing positive about this ensemble.

Sure, it’s eye-catching, but for all the wrong reasons. Take a black bikini, wrap some black string around it, accessorize with ugly bondage gear, and top with a completely ridiculous pair of sunglasses that look more like the front part of a space ship than fashionable eyewear. Why, pray tell, would anyone wear such an outfit? Because she’s Paris Hilton, that’s why. She lives in her own world where everything she does is important and she is at the center of the blogsphere. And yes, that is indeed true, but again it’s for all the wrong reasons.

Maybe if she spent a bit less time focusing on her fug-ass outfits and more on shedding a lot of that skank (not to mention getting rid of a butt-load of STDs that she’s probably riddled with) then maybe she’ll regain some of that hot fuckability that we all saw the first few times she entered our collective libido radar. I myself remember her to be this absolutely gorgeous creature who was so fresh and clean. I couldn’t get enough of her. I thought someone like her – a high-class heiress who grew up surrounded  by wealth, pomp and circumstance – would be way out of my league. Never in a million years would I get to screw anyone like her. Turns out, I have a good a shot as anybody!

So, I’m gonna push the image of this outfit aside and harken back to fonder memories, like when I first saw her sex tape and nutted like 15 times. You can see all those naughty Paris pics and vids here, as well as a lot of Hollywood hotties to fulfill your fantasies.