Beyonce Knowles: Diva without a right

In the history of music, there have been tales of terror about musical “divas” that strike fear into concert producers, hotel managers, designers, hair people, make-up people and the like. Stories that forever live in infamy and illustrate the idea that for certain artists, “no” is never an answer. Some names come to mind: Jennifer Lopez, Mariah Carey, Madonna, Barbra Streisand – artists that have become iconic and important – and they know they are. Hence bitchy behavior, impossible demands, and temper tantrums are the norm for them. Now you can add another name to that list – someone that, IMHO does not deserve to be mentioned in the same breath as the aforementioned: Beyonce Knowles. Yup, first she sent a body double (who looked more like an anorexic Leona Lewis than her) to sub for her at an art gallery opening hoping that people would not notice the difference (They did. What tipped them off? About a foot of ass missing from the body double’s behind). And now, a recent trip to London further reinforced the idea that this major diva is a major bitch.

Staying at the famed Mandarin Hotel at Hype Park in London, she was invited to take a tour of popular UK department store Harvey Nichols and she agreed. Since the store was right across the street from her hotel, they figured she would have no trouble getting there. Boy, were they wrong. Apparently Miss Thunder Thighs did not want to walk across the street, instead demanded that she be driven there, along with two vehicles of personal assistants and bodyguards. So rather than a one-minute walk, it took them more than 20 minutes to get in the limos, drive down the street, make a u-turn, and park in front of the store, where Beyonce spent 20 minutes walking around and took the same way getting back to her hotel. Believe it.

Now, if someone like Liza or Bette or Cher did something like this, it would be completely valid. These are living legends who have contributed a treasure trove of talent to the music industry for decades. And Beyonce? Aside from teaching gals how to be “bootylicious” and having an on-screen catfight with Ali Larter in Obsessed, she has done shit. She’s only been around for a couple of years and already she’s acting like a grade-A cunt. She’s just another product of the music hit assembly line and grates her way through her “music” with nothing to back her. Maybe that’s exactly why she’s doing what she’s doing because she knows she’s not in it for the long run. That her celebrity has a shelf life. And that she knows she has zero talent. I won’t be surprised if soon she takes it all off for some slutty magazine as a last-ditch attempt to stay relevant. But if this ho is your cup of tea, head on over here and see more of Beyonce and some other hot Hollywood bitches.

Paris Hilton is single again. God help us all!

What Paris Hilton wants, Paris Hilton gets. And what Paris Hilton doesn’t want, her publicist gets rid of for her. Yup, that seems to be the slutty heiress’s motto when it comes to dumping the men in her life. It’s confirmed that Paris has split-up with boyfriend/lapdog, The Hills “actor” Doug Reinhardt and she asked her publicist to do the dumping for her. Apparently Paris doesn’t like confrontations. A spokesperson from Paris’ camp told People.com, “In response to the enquiry on whether Paris Hilton has split up with Doug Reinhardt, yes, this is true they are no longer together. They remain friends and ask that you please respect their privacy.” So when reporters approached Doug for a comment, he idiotically said “No, that’s not true. Everything is OK between us.” I guess he doesn’t read the news. Yup, to read in the news, along with everyone else, that your relationship is over, well that’s gotta be a new low point for Paris. Just when I was starting to like her… okay that’s a lie. I never liked her.

The break-up comes as a surprise to many (including, I’m sure, to Doug himself) since for months and months while they were dating, Paris constantly barked about Doug as being the one. Talk of having kids was even thrown around. But alas, like I’ve said a million times – nothing is forever in Hollywood. No one seemed more surprised about the break-up than Doug’s co-star and one-time flame Lauren Conrad who had nothing but good things to say about Doug’s easy-going demeanor, even though that may have been the cause of the break-up. She further gushes “Doug’s pretty awesome. We dated my senior year of high school – he moved back and then it was like, ‘Oh, we’ll pick up where we left off’”. She also says that Doug is never in charge of a relationship and just likes to “have fun. That’s all that matters.”

It’s still pretty unclear what the real cause of Paris and Doug’s break-up is, but Paris is wasting no time. Yup, she’s already been seen following around futballer of the moment Christian Ronaldo, even spending a few nights together. But if you believe the incessant rumors about Christian, he probably just wants to spend the night in her shoe closet. But if it is indeed true that the two are seeing each other, that must be such a blow to Doug. I mean, come on, let the sheets cool down a bit before you invite someone new in. But then again, once a ho, always a ho. And it’s pretty hard to get back at Paris. Release nude pictures? Happened. Leak a sex video? Old news. Send her to prison? Hello!? Paris has got absolutely nothing to lose, ergo she can fuck anyone, and fuck with anyone as well. Lifestyles of the Rich and Bitchy. See more of this type of Hollywood bad behavior right here.

Brit Brat Peaches Geldof disses Tween Queen Miley Cyrus

One is a British tabloid and paparazzi star who regularly poses bare-tittied on public beaches for all to see, the other is an American triple-threat 17-year-old Disney star who’s dating a 21-year old underwear model. One is dissing the other for not being a good role model to the young girls of the world. I know what you’re thinking – it’s a basic case of the pot calling the kettle black, right? In this case, I am inclined to believe that. Yes, British wild child Peaches Geldoff has just been quoted as saying that she’s a much better role model for young women than Miley Cyrus would ever be. She cites Miley’s pre-packaged glossy goody-two-shoes fake persona as something that is killing the originality of the youth of the world.

Peaches was quoted as saying “These girls that have been upheld as role models who are literally just girls who have been ferried from place to place, media trained, told what to do and just like complete veneers of people – people who are not even real. I’ve made mistakes, now I’ve come up from that and I’ve really bettered myself.” Yes, getting kicked out of your parents house for bad behavior, doing drugs every chance you get, getting a big-ass tattoo on your backside, and posing topless on public beaches is “bettering” one’s self? Excuse me while I use an English phrase, but I beg to differ. Any one who takes one look at Peaches knows she’s got bad girl written all over her. To call herself a role model is to call Paris Hilton a virgin. It’s a flat-out lie.

On the other hand, little miss Disney isn’t any better herself. Dressing up like a two dollar hooker since the age of 15 doesn’t exactly qualify as being a role model. I think she single-handedly was responsible for twelve-year-olds wearing micro-mini skirts. And tranny make-up. Plus the fact that you know she’s getting a mouth full of adult boyfriend dick every chance she gets. That’s another thing. A minor having a grown-up for a boyfriend? Parents across America must be shocked. So amongst these two, I will not side with either of them. Crazy Brit and Skanky Tween will have to battle it out amongst themselves as to who they think is a better role model. Until then, check out this place to see some of your favorite celebs battle for your attention.

Ashlee Simspson gets drunk and insults Michelle Trachtenberg

She carried a baby for nine months, then weaned the baby for months after, so it’s no surprise that as soon as Ashlee Simpson decided to stop breastfeeding, she hit the sauce big time. Too bad it happened in a public place. At a high-profile event. In front of her husband Pete Wentz’s ex-girlfriend. And to make matters worse – bitch went ahead and said something really really nasty. Yup. The triangle of Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz, and ex-girlfriend Michelle Trachtenberg found themselves in a very awkward moment when Ashlee went a little too far with the booze and experienced verbal diarrhea directed towards Michelle.

The three were at the DJ Hero video game launch party and people could see that the group did look awkward with each other. Actually, it was Ashlee who looked uncomfortable with the situation. Obviously, she seemed like she had something to say, but didn’t for the sake of propriety. Then, the booze started flowing. Soon after, Ashlee started acting differently and began gyrating stripper-like on Pete which kinda made things uncomfortable for EVERYONE at the party. Sure enough, Pete decided to pull his missus away to a more private location when, upon leaving, witnesses heard Ashlee say to Michelle “I hope you know, the whole time you were dating Pete, I was fucking him!” which just left Michelle looking stunned and confused. What a way to make a spectacle of one’s self, huh?

I don’t know what brought this about. If it was Ashlee who cheated on Michelle and Pete’s relationship, then why is she the one being a bitch? I guess no one will ever know. All we know is that Pete told people that the whole thing was just a little misunderstanding and that Ashlee apoloigized to Michelle for the remark and now eveything is hunky-dory. Sound kinda fishy to me, but hey, Hollywood is such a small town. These two are bound to run into each other again, and when that happens you can be sure the paps will be all over that shit. One thing I do know for sure, I don’t think Michelle will be guesting on Melrose Place 2.0 anytime soon until this whole thing blows over. That and Ashlee won’t be asking Michelle to be her baby’s godmother. If you want to see more crazy bitches doing embarassing stuff, drop by here.

Janice puts the “dick” in Dickinson

Before you all get excited at the thought of all your suspicions about the self-proclaimed first supermodel Janice Dickinson being a tranny on account of my headline, I’m thinking more along the lines of her being one big asshole, boob, creep, bitch and any other deprecating adjective to use on Ms. Dickinson. She’s no stranger to giving her opinion – as evidenced by her low-rated yet popular syndicated cable “documentary” show The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency – and even out and about in real life she forgets to keep her opinions and outbursts in check. Which leads people to think she’s even more of a diva-bitch than she really is.

Just recently, she was videotaped (again) assailing a bunch of paparazzi as she stumbled, dunk, out of a bar and onto her car. Of course, being the walking tabloid fantasy that she is, the paps decided to follow her close. A little to close for her comfort it seems, as she began to scream at the photogs for invading her “private space” and in an attempt to shoo them away started to snap and wave her shawl about, looking like some drunk ballerina fumbling with her prop. The verbal barrage and swatting continued for a while before, seemingly exhausted, Janice squatted on the pavement and looked like she was about to take a major dump. Classy. As things started to wind down (or the Xanax began kicking in), she calmed herself, got in her car, and sped off. Clearly, encounters with Great Whites and killer Polar Bears are a lot less scarier than what those photographers went through with Janice.

It’s one thing to be outspoken and saying the things that everyone is too polite or afraid to say out loud (yes, I’m looking at you, Simon Cowell). But it’s quite another to do it in such a rude and insensitive kind of way. I mean, for what it’s worth, people welcome honesty – as long as it’s delivered in a frank, non-disparaging kind of way. Not screamed from across the street at full volume while trying to walk off the alcohol. Then again, this is Janice Dickinson we’re talking about. The woman who did so much blow (that’s cocaine and oral sex) in the ’80s it has hampered her discretion gene. No, not hampered – completely obliterated. So maybe it’s not a good idea to hope for ladylike behavior from Janice since she is completely incapable of being one. Which is always great tabloid and blogsphere fodder for us. Check out some more embarrassing Janice Dickinson moments, and other crazy Hollywood celebs, right here.

Courtney Love sued over the use of Twitter

As the world of information changes every second, new technology is introduced to keep us better connected with the goings-on of the world. Up to the second news reports, real-time event details, even instant messaging of world oil prices. But trust celebs to abuse technology just because they’re famous. Such a thing happened to Courtney Love who is being sued over defaming someone over Twitter.

According to a Reuters report “…clothes designer Dawn Simorangkir, also known as Boudoir Queen, filed suit against Love for defamation, invasion of privacy and infliction of emotional distress for ‘an extensive rant’ on Twitter about how she was billed for custom clothing. ‘Whether caused by a drug induced psychosis, a warped understanding of reality, or the belief that her money and fame allow her to disregard the law, Love has embarked (o)n what is nothing short of an obsessive and delusional crusade to terrorize and destroy Simorangkir, Simorangkir’s reputation and her livelihood,’ says the complaint”.

Trust Courtney Love who has long been hailed as Hollywood’s craziest bitch to use a seemingly harmless application and turn it into a weapon of insanity. With a mere 140 characters per Twitter entry, she found creative ways of ridiculing the designer by posting messages that read “oi vey don’t fuck with my wardrobe or you will end up in a circle of corched eaeth hunted til your dead.” Trust me, that sounds much more coherent in Courtney’s head. If only we could all live in it. Then again, maybe not.

The case is still in court and no proceedings have been scheduled, but Courtney’s pretty much being icognito in the meantime. A far cry from her wild and crazy antics that made headlines since her fall from super-hot actress/model/rock chick to, well… whatever she is now. Check out a lot of those crazy Courtney moments here and get an eyeful of insanity.

Michelle Rodriguez goes nuts on the paparazzi

Fast and Furious star Michelle Rodriguez has had a very colorful showbiz life since debuting in the successful indie Girlfight. She’s had many arrests for DUI, run-ins with the paparazzi, celeb feuds, and now, she’s making headlines again. She recently attacked a paparazzi while promoting her new movie in Mexico.

From the short video I’ve seen, a local news camera captured Michelle arriving from the airport, being pushed out in a wheelchair. Clearly tired and somewhat sickly, Michelle was in no mood to talk to anyone. The reporter, who was speaking in Spanish, kept asking Michelle questions. I don’t understand Spanish so I couldn’t make out what he was asking. But if I were to venture a guess, it would be something along the lines of “What’s the deal with the wheelchair?” As the reporter got closer for what he probably thought was an answer, Michelle pounced. She jumped out of her chair – suddenly strong enough – and proceeded to chase the paparazzi, letting loose a stream of Spanish profanity that again I couldn’t quite get. And no, I won’t venture a guess.

From what I’ve seen of the clip, I couldn’t see anything the reporter did to piss off Michelle that much. Could he have asked if she really did eat pussy? Did he inquire about her feelings about her last DUI arrest? Or perhaps he posed a question about getting fired from Lost because of drunk driving? Whatever it was, it’s not on the clip, and clearly something was cut out. So maybe he did provoke Michelle and made her appear like a crazy ass bitch.

But don’t get me wrong – Michelle IS a crazy ass bitch. In fact, after she had calmed down a few minutes later, she didn’t apologize about what happened, saying that she’s only human and does “animalistic” things when angered. Nope, never thought that for a minute. Sure, she’s got those scary-ass incisors that look like she could bite your schlong off in one quick motion, but I’ve always thought of her as a strong, independent chick who likes to let off some steam every once in a while. Who doesn’t?

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Katherine Heigl: Izzy staying or Izzy going?

It’s strange how you could be winning awards and hailed as the next Romantic Comedy Queen one moment, and then be reviled by Hollywood insiders and the blogsphere in the next. Well, that seems to be the current state that Grey’s Anatomy star Katherine Heigl is in right now. In fact, it’s gotten so bad that fans of the show are clamoring for her character Izzy Stevens to get killed off.

It all began when the outspoken actress outspoke just a bit too much. During the third season of the show, she complained non-stop about the direction her character was taking, even going so far as to campaign against an Emmy nomination, an award she won the season prior. Telling the press that you don’t like how your character is being written is a veritable kiss of death for any actress on a top-rating TV show. ‘Cuz, you know, they could kill you off.

So that is how it has been for quite some time now. Add to that supposed bad on-set behaivior, reports of a bitchy persona, and all-around foot-in-mouth syndrome, and you’ve got one of the most-hated people on TV – both the character and the actress. Now, after Izzy has gotten a brain tumor on the show, it looks like the haters are surely gonna get what they want.

Ask Katherine herself, though, and she’ll simply shrug her shoulders. She actually doesn’t know if her character lives or dies by the end of this season. And for all her talk of wanting to leave the show, she now says that she’d like to stay and keep her dayjob. With a blooming film career, she pretty much thinks either way is good for her.

So, only one thing remains: to wait. Wait ’til May when this season of Grey’s Anatomy ends and we finally know the fate of Izzy Stevens. If she goes, I’ll certainly miss her. I’ll miss those lingerie moments, her fucking a ghost, fake-crying, and her all-around hotness. Girl may be a bitch, but she’s one fuckable bitch. Just take a look here and see what I mean. Hot and steamy pics of Katherine and a lot of other celebrities just waiting for you.

The Curious Case of Linsday Lohan’s Arrest Warrant

Lindsay Lohan is a wanted woman. And not in a good way. I’m talking in a legal, cops-and-robbers, high-speed-chase-down-Sunset-Boulevard, throw-you-in-the-slammer-and-get-anally-raped-with-a-toilet-bowl-cleaner kinda way. Well, maybe not that extreme, but you get the point.

It all started with a little ity-bitty indident called a DUI arrest 2 years ago. And in celeb land, the law always moves so slowly since stars are always too busy making movies, starring in TV shows, walking the catwalk, or releasing CDs. Strangely enough, LiLo hasn’t done any of that since her arrest and yet it took that long for the case to get followed up.

And what exactly is the case? Well, according to reports, Lindsay was supposed to be enrolled in an alcohol and drug rehab program as part of her probation (that’s legalese for “Shut up bitch and do as you’re told”) but hasn’t been fulfilling her end of the bargain since practically every week we see paparazzi pictures of her drunk, wasted, coked out, or just plain out of it. So now, she’s been subpoenaed to show up at court and make her case. Something that LiLo has no intention of doing!

What is it with celebs that they think they can do whatever they want and not suffer the consequences? If I were Lindsay, I would take this opportunity to finally get my shit together. I mean, come on! Drew Barrymore had it worse than her and she’s fine now. What’s stopping her from doing the same? The constant media pressure? Here’s a tip: stop doing crazy shit so people won’t have anything bad to write about you. Your failing career? You can always do a sequel to Mean Girls. It’s not rocket science – the basics of career rehab. But first you gotta go to real rehab first. And don’t say no, no, no. You’re not in a position to making any decisions right now.

So, that’s my two cents worth on this whole Lindsay Lohan thing. Let’s just hope this whole thing gets sorted out so we can go back to admiring your huge rack and porn star mouth. You’re so much sexier without the crazy. We can go back to jacking off to your hotness, like the hotness we can find right here.

Lily Allen attacks paparazzi after traffic mishap

Poor Lily Allen just can’t get a break. After expressing a desire to change her bad-girl partying and wild-child ways in the wake of her successful new album It’s Not You, It’s Me and subsequent hit single The Fear, here she is again causing quite a stir by attacking a paparazzi photographer after he accidentally rear-ended her car.

An altercation soon followed where Lily proceeded to scream at the guy. Not content, she starts hitting him on the head, kicking him in the shin, and lets loose a long barrage of swear words, She even tried to throw a water bottle as he continued to snap pictures of her.

Now, I’m all for being angry over something that’s someone else’s fault. But the mature thing she could’ve done was to call the police, file a report, get their insurance information, and contacted her lawyer. What was she trying to accomplish? What possible good could come from attacking someone for something accidental?

Then again, this is Lily Allen we’re talking about. Tabloid denizen and blogsphere fodder as she is, controversy seems to follow her everywhere she goes. Maybe this wasn’t an accident at all. Maybe the paps purposefully rear-ended her to get some kind of rise out of her. In the era of tabloid journalism where media outlets will do almost anything to sell a story (or in this case, a photo) sometimes this shit happens.

I just hope this whole thing gets sorted out without any lasting damage. As for Lily, I’ve got a bottle of Valium with your name on it. It’ll help you chillax. Meanwhile, check some more controversial celeb behavior right here.