Kelly Brook loses classy points for wearing this…

Kelly Brook is arguably one of the sexiest women around. She’s got that womanly figure that looks good in and out of clothes. She looks awesome in a bikini. And she’s got a sweet yet slightly naughty face perfect for looking up at you while she gives you a blowjob. She’s been a staple of the British tabloids for quite some time and despite the fact that those papers do their best to find something cheap and trashy to write about her, they never seem to succeed since she carries herself in a classy manner. In a bikini frolicking on the beach, or attending a red carpet event dressed to the nines, or even in sweats in candid workout pics, you look at her and never think for one second this girl is cheap. Then… I saw these pics.

Taken in 2000 for the London premiere of the Guy Ritchie film Snatch, Kelly dressed like a two-dollar prostitute who got a gift certificate for a Bob Mackie gown and chose the skankiest outfit usually worn only during the ice skating event at the winter Olympics. Why on earth would she wear an outfit like this? Sure she’s got an awesome body and likes to show it off, but why would anyone in their right mind wear something like this deliberately. I almost feel like Kelly lost a bet or something and had to wear this fugly creation.

Granted this was 9 years ago, and her reputation of being a classy fashionista perhaps was years away. Maybe she took one look at these photos when they first came out and said “Oh my God, I look fucking ridiculous!!” and hence, the fashionista was born out of embarassment. So I guess it was a good thing that she wore this outfit and realized how bad she looked. See, everything happens for a reason – even really bad fashion choices. Hollywood is rife with those, and you can see them all here, along with celebrities caught in embarassing situations that almost never requires clothing.

Lady Gaga’s has a drunken lesbian moment

Lady Gaga has pretty much surprised everyone since she burst into the music scene a mere one year ago. With the release of her debut CD The Fame and it’s two subsequent number one singles Just Dance and Poker Face, she’s the latest hot thing in music these days. But what really surprised everyone was her strange and distinct fashion sense that no one ever though would gain popularity. But with Nicole Ritchie adapting her style on the cover of Black Book magazine and Paris Hilton dressing up like an alien hooker, it seems like Gaga has finally broken out into the mainstream. Although I wonder if these pictures will incite widespread girl-on-girl action.

It’s been pretty much speculated upon the sexuality of Lady. She’s overtly sexual, true, but she hasn’t been rumored to be dating any guy in show business or out of it. So when some paparazzi took snapshots of one drunken night out where she essentially gave a vaginal exam to her “female friend”, it sparked not just a million gynecology jokes, but serious discussion about Lady Gaga’s sexuality.

I don’t know if she’s a card-carrying member of the Carpet Munchers Association, or if this is just Gaga letting loose and having fun, but the underwear-loving dance diva has definitely got everyone thinking. Does she prefer taco over sausage? Does she have mad pussy cunnilingus skills? No one really knows for sure, except maybe this lady she’s practically finger-banging. All I know is that Lady Gaga has got to be one of the craziest, most interesting musicians to hit the scene of late. And if she does anything else crazy, we’ll be sure to let you know. Check out this place and see all those crazy Hollywood moments you crave for.