Lady Gaga, the wacky singer with even more wacky outfits could land in jail because of them. No, she’s not being taken in by the Fashion Police (although, a lot of fashion insiders would say she deserves a life sentence for her theatrical pieces) for crimes against style. I’m talking about the actual police who seem to have a problem with her somewhat-undressed figure making the rounds with the common folk.
As you may have noticed, Lady Gaga doesn’t like wearing pants. She constantly walks around in swimsuit or bikini-type bottoms as part of her dance diva persona. That’s absolutely fine for music videos, live performances, and TV appearances. But walking around in public with your snatch for all to see, well, the LA Police force has a slight problem with that. They say she’s violating like a hundred different public decency laws, and not to mention corrupting the minds of young people by basically advertising a sexual nature when she’s out in public. They’re afraid, I’m assuming, that she will spark a trend of panty-wearing teenagers going to the mall and populating the streets.
While I find that a tad alarmist, I can see their point. Fashion has gotten to be less is more. Skirts are getting shorter. Shorts are getting tinier. Shirts are getting sheerer. And while I do enjoy a hot momma walking around in as little as possible, I don’t want to see 12 to 13-year-olds strutting around like hookers. I’m not that perverted!
But I do see Lady Gaga’s side. She’s a performer, an “artist” as she called herself in defense of her wacky outfits. She can’t compromise her look as it’s part of her musical persona. When she’s in public, she’s basically promoting herself and her music. When she’s not working, I’m sure she looks just like everyone else. You’ve probably crossed paths already and not known it for all you can tell.
She’s taking the warning seriously, but she won’t compromise her artistic integrity just to appease “conservative individuals”. Let’s see just how far she can take her risque looks before the popo would have enough and throw her behind in jail. And when that happens, I’m fairly certain she’ll make something fabulous out of an orange jumpsuit.
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