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Lindsay Lohan is done with pussy and now prefers cock

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Turning her rail-thin back on carpet-munching forever (it seems), Lindsay Lohan spent a wild and crazy night with a bunch of dudes proving once and again that you can’t put a horny slut down. Yup, she was seen partying hard with a bunch of dudes and is now jumping from man to man hoping to score that one who would not only make her get her shit together, but give her the much-needed protein shake that she’s been missing all this time dating Samantha Ronson. Maybe now that she’s got a regular supply of sperm, she’ll get back a few pounds and not make her look like a concentration camp survivor.

Yup, she was seen recently looking as thin as usual and it’s only getting worse. And by worse I mean her boobs are finally feeling the burn. Known for her massive jugs, Lindsay has built a career out of them. And with the rumors of anorexia swirling around her, her breasts seemed to be unaffected. But lately her boobies have flattened out like someone let the air out of them, sagging down to her bellybutton it seems. Which is bad news for LiLo and her supposed foray into live, on-stage stripping. Who would want to pay good money to got a fancy Las Vegas hotel and watch some crack-addicted starlet bare her flat titties on stage. No one, that’s who. So hopefully she gets those babies back on track before they hit her knees.

And so, what can we expect out of our dear Miss Lohan now that she’s back on the straight and narrow (but for her hopefully curved and thick)? Maybe we’ll see her a bit happier from now on, a bit more satisfied. After all, it takes you missing something to know that’s what you really want. So this time away from the peen would help her re-evaluate her career, life plan, and spirituality. See, all the men of the world are right – the penis is a wonderful thing. And now that Lindsay is back on it, the world will be a much better place because of it. As wonderful as the wild and crazy celebs that you’ll find right here.

Lindsay Lohan may finally show her titties. Live!

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Even though we’ve pretty much seen her tits with her numerous nipslips and see-throughs, Lindsay Lohan may finally do the thing that all down-and-out, still-struggling-to-hold-on-to-their-career, desperate-to-still-be-relevant actress do: go topless. Because of her financial and celebrity troubles (and the fact that no film studio will touch her with a ten foot pole) LiLo might do a little bit of on-stage stripping to make ends meet. Sounds like the plot to some shitty movie where we’re supposed to feel sorry for strippers, right? Sure it does, but in this case it’s real. And it’s with Lindsey. Which, to be perfectly honest, is actually sadder.

But not to worry. We’re not talking about some skany Vegas strip joint with a bouncer named Bubba and strippers named Candi, Tiffani, Amber, and the like. We’re talking about the huge Vegas extravaganza called Peepshow currently starring General Hospital actress Kelly Monaco and Spice Girl Melanie B that had a splashy, star-studded opening recently. LiLo attended one of the performances and supposedly liked what she saw. And I’m not talking about the topless dancers, as she may or may not have turned her back on carpet-munching. She liked the performance so much that she supposedly talked with one of the producers of the show about possibly joining them on their next run.

Wow, first rumors of porn, and now a topless Vegas strip show? Lindsay is really at the end of her rapidly fraying rope. Two things concern me now. One: she should have done this years ago, when her jugs were still pert and bouncy, instead of saggy and limp like they are now. Two: how low has your career gone when the only job you can get is replacing Kelly Monaco or Mel B? Sad sad state of affairs indeed. But, at least for all of you horny young men out there (this guy included), the sight of live Lindsay boobage is something I would definitely pay good money to see. But while waiting for that to may or may not happen, see some other LiLo boobage and other hot Hollywood racks and asses right here.

The Curious Case of Linsday Lohan’s Arrest Warrant

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Lindsay Lohan is a wanted woman. And not in a good way. I’m talking in a legal, cops-and-robbers, high-speed-chase-down-Sunset-Boulevard, throw-you-in-the-slammer-and-get-anally-raped-with-a-toilet-bowl-cleaner kinda way. Well, maybe not that extreme, but you get the point.

It all started with a little ity-bitty indident called a DUI arrest 2 years ago. And in celeb land, the law always moves so slowly since stars are always too busy making movies, starring in TV shows, walking the catwalk, or releasing CDs. Strangely enough, LiLo hasn’t done any of that since her arrest and yet it took that long for the case to get followed up.

And what exactly is the case? Well, according to reports, Lindsay was supposed to be enrolled in an alcohol and drug rehab program as part of her probation (that’s legalese for “Shut up bitch and do as you’re told”) but hasn’t been fulfilling her end of the bargain since practically every week we see paparazzi pictures of her drunk, wasted, coked out, or just plain out of it. So now, she’s been subpoenaed to show up at court and make her case. Something that LiLo has no intention of doing!

What is it with celebs that they think they can do whatever they want and not suffer the consequences? If I were Lindsay, I would take this opportunity to finally get my shit together. I mean, come on! Drew Barrymore had it worse than her and she’s fine now. What’s stopping her from doing the same? The constant media pressure? Here’s a tip: stop doing crazy shit so people won’t have anything bad to write about you. Your failing career? You can always do a sequel to Mean Girls. It’s not rocket science – the basics of career rehab. But first you gotta go to real rehab first. And don’t say no, no, no. You’re not in a position to making any decisions right now.

So, that’s my two cents worth on this whole Lindsay Lohan thing. Let’s just hope this whole thing gets sorted out so we can go back to admiring your huge rack and porn star mouth. You’re so much sexier without the crazy. We can go back to jacking off to your hotness, like the hotness we can find right here.

WTF is up with AnnaLynne McCord’s face?!

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Why oh why would anyone, ANYONE, go out of the house looking like this? It doesn’t seem to be a problem for 90210 slut AnnaLynne McCord. I mean, come on…

Looking like she spent the whole day two feet away from the sun, then attempted to hide it with terrible foundation and even worse concealer, AnnaLynne is a walking disaster. Fug doesn’t even begin to describe this chick’s appearance. It doesn’t help that she’s practically skin and bones and has a smile that goes all the way behind her ears. It’s like one of those shrunken heads before they become shrunk.

I for one will not stand for this sort of attention-whoring. AnnaLynne, just go back to your tried and true look-at-me-tactic: the nipple slip. You’re practically the master at that, having done it, what, three times. And 90210 has only been around less than a year! It’s obvious that you’re terrified of being out of the spotlight. But trust me, this is not the way to go. What’s next? The zany outfits? The crazy family members who come floating out of the woodwork? Nonsensical behavior? A movie with Pauly Shore?

My advice, stick with the nipple slips. Then maybe move up to the pussy flash. Shaved first, then unshaven. Then do the full spread-legged. Then when that pans out, time to bring out the big guns: the fuck vid. That’ll go a long way. Way more than coming out in clown make-up after being crisped like bacon. And definitely much more jizz-inducing. Kinda like the stuff over here. Celebs, models, actresses, and all-around hotness.

Lindsay Lohan Finally Eats!

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Walking corpse Lindsay Lohan was spotted carrying a couple of boxes of pizza which leads many to believe that she’s finally doing something to rehabilitate her decimated figure. But judging by these photos — the sunken cheeks, the baggy clothes — it looks like it might be just a little too late.

Lindsay already looks sick. When she smiles, she actually looks frightening instead of endearing. The light that always seemed to be so infectious about her has just disappeared completely. One will always wonder if she’ll ever get it back.

It would be so easy to blame all of this on this carpet-munching “phase” people believe her to be going through. But lest we forget, her career was already on shaky ground pre-Samantha. Flop after flop she just hasn’t gotten a good movie role since her Mean Girls days. And now it looks like if she doesn’t shape up, she might end up delivering pizzas instead of ordering them!

I can see it now: you call your favorite pizza place, make an order, 20 minutes later Lindsay Lohan is at your doorstep, delivering your pizza. Would you feel bad for her? Would you invite her in, share a slice with her? Or would you just point and laugh? Either way, it would be a complete shock if she ends up as one of those “Where Are They Now…” anecdotes in entertainment news shows.

Well, I’m sure when that happens, we’ll be the first to hear about it, including all of the scandalous happenings of this wild child. To see all the craziness, head on over here and get more of your Lindsay fix.