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		<title>Kelly Clarkson does a Jessica Simpson</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 07:39:59 +0000</pubDate>
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She&#8217;s always been somewhat thick, but lately Kelly Clarkson looks as big as a house. You&#8217;d think after getting a recent number 1 song and officially removing herself from possible has-been status she&#8217;d do her best to get camera-ready. But it looks like Kelly&#8217;s not gonna lift a finger, except maybe to scoop the next [...]]]></description>
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<p>She&#8217;s always been somewhat thick, but lately <a href="http://secure.hollywoodscanner.com/track/MjU0OjI6Mw" ><strong>Kelly Clarkson</strong></a> looks as <em>big as a house</em>. You&#8217;d think after getting a <em>recent number 1 song</em> and officially removing herself from possible has-been status she&#8217;d do her best to get camera-ready. But it looks like Kelly&#8217;s not gonna lift a finger, except maybe to scoop the next spoonful of food into her mouth.</p>
<p>She&#8217;s admitted on her blog that the picture on her single cover has been photoshopped to high heaven, making her <em>barely unrecognizable</em>. Of course she would be lying if she would claim that this would be the initial time her album cover has been digitally altered. Her <em>My December</em> album cover looks stretched to make her appear longer. And <em>Breakaway</em> clearly showed a lack of pores, so that&#8217;s been photoshopped as well.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://secure.hollywoodscanner.com/track/MjU0OjI6Mw" ><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-224" title="kelly-clarkson-is-huge-2" src="http://blog.hollywoodscanner.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/kelly-clarkson-is-huge-2.jpg" alt="" width="187" height="300" /></a><a href="http://secure.hollywoodscanner.com/track/MjU0OjI6Mw" ><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-225" title="kelly-clarkson-is-huge-3" src="http://blog.hollywoodscanner.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/kelly-clarkson-is-huge-3.jpg" alt="" width="165" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>What&#8217;s strange about this whole scenario is that Kelly Clarkson has been asked to speak at a <em>Dove Soap seminar</em> on accepting who you are. While I applaud Kelly&#8217;s insistence on not shedding a single pound for the sake of her career (however disgusting she may look), it seems a bit hypocritical to spout self-accepting dogma when clearly one works in an industry where image is everything.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://secure.hollywoodscanner.com/track/MjU0OjI6Mw" ><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-223" title="kelly-clarkson-is-huge-1" src="http://blog.hollywoodscanner.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/kelly-clarkson-is-huge-1.jpg" alt="" width="200" height="283" /></a></p>
<p>So maybe Kelly is content with who she is, but I&#8217;ll come out and say it: I&#8217;m not! Who in their right mind would be happy with themselves being broadcast into millions of homes looking like this? There&#8217;s gotta be a few things Kelly can do to get a bit more sexiness. Pilates? Yoga? Wii Sport? Anything! Ya gotta really slim down, Kelly, and do that <em>FHM</em> or <em>Maxim shoot</em> were all dying to see you do. &#8216;Cause at the rate you&#8217;re going, the only magazine you&#8217;ll be posing for is <em>Beef Magazine</em> (yes, there is such a magazine!)</p>
<p>Find out more Hollywood scandals and gossip <a href="http://secure.hollywoodscanner.com/track/MjU0OjI6Mw" ><strong>over here</strong></a>!</p>
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		<title>American Idol Sex Tape, Jessica Sierra Hotel Room Sex</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:24:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes&#8230; MORE Jessica Sierra News Just when Jessica Sierra thought that facing eleven years in prison was the worst news this week, the American Idol finalist learned that a major porn company has obtained a sex tape featuring Jess and they&#8217;re preparing to distribute it. Here&#8217;s one of the many screen shots TMZ got from [...]]]></description>
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<p>Yes&#8230; MORE Jessica Sierra News</p>
<p>Just when Jessica Sierra thought that facing eleven years in prison was the worst news this week, the American Idol finalist learned that a major porn company has obtained a sex tape featuring Jess and they&#8217;re preparing to distribute it.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s one of the many screen shots TMZ got from the sex tape, which show the singer in various sexual poses, in what looks like a cheap hotel room.</p>
<p>Sources say that the video, shot sometime this year, will be released before the end of the year in time for the kickoff of &#8220;Idol&#8217;s&#8221; seventh season.</p>
<p>Sierra was arrested earlier this week for disorderly intoxication and resisting an officer without violence.</p>
<p>In a new audio tape of a jailhouse phone call, Sierra can be heard calling those same cops &#8220;crackers.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>&#8220;American Idol&#8221; trainwreck finalist Jessica Sierra done got herself knocked up</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:22:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  TMZ has confirmed that &#8220;American Idol&#8221; trainwreck finalist Jessica Sierra done got herself knocked up &#8212; and she&#8217;s still in the slammer! Don&#8217;t throw the baby out with the bathwater! Sources tell TMZ that the father is a &#8220;rapper&#8221; and Jessica is ecstatic over the news. She&#8217;s currently in the infirmary in the Falkenburg [...]]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ</a> has confirmed that &#8220;American Idol&#8221; trainwreck finalist Jessica Sierra done got herself knocked up &#8212; and she&#8217;s still in the slammer! Don&#8217;t throw the baby out with the bathwater!</p>
<p>Sources tell <a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ</a> that the father is a &#8220;rapper&#8221; and Jessica is ecstatic over the news. She&#8217;s currently in the infirmary in the Falkenburg Road Jail in Florida on a &#8220;pregnancy diet.&#8221; Jessica&#8217;s spawn has a lifetime of fun to look forward to &#8212; look, it&#8217;s mommy in a sex tape!</p>
<p>Sierra is currently facing two misdemeanor charges of disorderly intoxication and obstructing or opposing an officer and two felony counts of possession of cocaine and battery.</p>
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