Kelly Clarkson does a Jessica Simpson

She’s always been somewhat thick, but lately Kelly Clarkson looks as big as a house. You’d think after getting a recent number 1 song and officially removing herself from possible has-been status she’d do her best to get camera-ready. But it looks like Kelly’s not gonna lift a finger, except maybe to scoop the next spoonful of food into her mouth.

She’s admitted on her blog that the picture on her single cover has been photoshopped to high heaven, making her barely unrecognizable. Of course she would be lying if she would claim that this would be the initial time her album cover has been digitally altered. Her My December album cover looks stretched to make her appear longer. And Breakaway clearly showed a lack of pores, so that’s been photoshopped as well.

What’s strange about this whole scenario is that Kelly Clarkson has been asked to speak at a Dove Soap seminar on accepting who you are. While I applaud Kelly’s insistence on not shedding a single pound for the sake of her career (however disgusting she may look), it seems a bit hypocritical to spout self-accepting dogma when clearly one works in an industry where image is everything.

So maybe Kelly is content with who she is, but I’ll come out and say it: I’m not! Who in their right mind would be happy with themselves being broadcast into millions of homes looking like this? There’s gotta be a few things Kelly can do to get a bit more sexiness. Pilates? Yoga? Wii Sport? Anything! Ya gotta really slim down, Kelly, and do that FHM or Maxim shoot were all dying to see you do. ‘Cause at the rate you’re going, the only magazine you’ll be posing for is Beef Magazine (yes, there is such a magazine!)

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American Idol Sex Tape, Jessica Sierra Hotel Room Sex

Celebrity Poser | American Idol, Sex Tapes | Friday, 21 December 2007

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Yes… MORE Jessica Sierra News

Just when Jessica Sierra thought that facing eleven years in prison was the worst news this week, the American Idol finalist learned that a major porn company has obtained a sex tape featuring Jess and they’re preparing to distribute it.

Here’s one of the many screen shots TMZ got from the sex tape, which show the singer in various sexual poses, in what looks like a cheap hotel room.

Sources say that the video, shot sometime this year, will be released before the end of the year in time for the kickoff of “Idol’s” seventh season.

Sierra was arrested earlier this week for disorderly intoxication and resisting an officer without violence.

In a new audio tape of a jailhouse phone call, Sierra can be heard calling those same cops “crackers.”

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“American Idol” trainwreck finalist Jessica Sierra done got herself knocked up

Celebrity Poser | American Idol, Breaking Laws, Children, Music News, Trainwreck | Friday, 21 December 2007

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TMZ has confirmed that “American Idol” trainwreck finalist Jessica Sierra done got herself knocked up — and she’s still in the slammer! Don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater!

Sources tell TMZ that the father is a “rapper” and Jessica is ecstatic over the news. She’s currently in the infirmary in the Falkenburg Road Jail in Florida on a “pregnancy diet.” Jessica’s spawn has a lifetime of fun to look forward to — look, it’s mommy in a sex tape!

Sierra is currently facing two misdemeanor charges of disorderly intoxication and obstructing or opposing an officer and two felony counts of possession of cocaine and battery.

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