I believe something has to qualify as news when it’s something that not a lot of people know about. Like the cause of that swine flu. Or that Oprah Winfrey carries nickels. So when pop-rock singer Alecia Moore a.k.a. Pink announces that she’s a bisexual, it kind of makes you go “And?” doesn’t it. Well, apparently to separate her Funhouse tour from Britney’s equally-themed Circus concert show, she decided to open up her fan base to lesbians. Not that they weren’t supporters to begin with. Speculation of Pink’s sexuality has been rampant since she burst through the music scene years ago as an R&B artist. Since then, her many tattoos and buff bod have been cause for wonderingment from fans and non-fans alike. Well, now she has officially come out (of the closet?) in an interview with the UK’s News Of The World paper as a bisexual.

The singer, who is currently in Europe for a series of shows tells the daily “Love is pure and I try to keep it that way. This is who I am, what I feel. I think it’s unnecessary to draw the subject out, but I think it even more stupid not to discuss it. It seems as if bisexuality is a trend and I should whip up the masses. Well, I don’t believe in trends, I just believe in me.” In the past when asked about being gay or bi or have had experience with the same sex, Pink would reply “I’m not gay so I guess I would not try a relationship with a woman.” But now she’s singing a different tune by saying “My love knows no colour, no gender, no fuss.” I guess now that she’s sold over 34 million albums worldwide, she’s more open to the idea of, well… being open. Plus it doesn’t hurt that she’s now back in the arms of her former husband Carey Hart to give her support from any probable backlash.

So I guess that’s another one for the team. Team lesbo-turned-straight-turned-bi-turned-whatever. She should just joing a singing group with Lindsay Lohan, Melanie Chisolm, and throw in Anne Heche for good measure. With all these flip-flopping celebrities no wonder the youth of the world are screrwed up. These are their role models! While the idea of bisexuality can be a turn on in your 20s, by the time you get to 30 and beyond, or hell, anytime you’re thinking about settling down at any age, being bi is just an excuse for not choosing a side. Plus there’s nothing more depressing than a 50-year-old bisexual. But since these sluts have gone and decided to play for the hetero team, I guess most of their girl-on-girl exploits are just in the domain of threesomes with their significant others. Let’s just hope those guys are smart enough to videotape these exploits for the rest of us. Kinda like all the pics and videos you’ll find here, stuff that no celeb ever wants you to see.