Katie Price gets dumped by Peter Andre, argue over their supply of spray tan

As far as fame whores go, Katie Price and Peter Andre rival even the biggest in-your-face famous-for-no-reason couples in showbiz today (yeah, I’m looking at you Speidi!). They seemed to be all over, flaunting their fake tans and tight bodies. More so Katie who exposes her rock-hard plastic titties in revealing dresses every chance she gets. The two seemed like the perfect couple – starving for attention and reveling in the Hollywood lifestyle. But no amount of hair products and Gold’s Gym memberships can save the two now as it has been officially released that Britain’s most grating couple are getting a divorce.

In actuality, the couple who has been together four years and shares two children together have been having some problems for some time now. No doubt brought about by Katie’s many wild drinking sessions which is rumored to have been the straw that broke the Andre’s back. It’s bad enough that he gets suffocated by those over-inflated funbags every night, he has to deal with her drunken actions as well. Well, not anymore since he was the one who filed the divorce papers. In a statement released by Katie, she says she is devastated and saddened by this turn of events. “We have children together and I am devastated and disappointed by Peter’s decision to separate and divorce me – as I married him for life,” Britain’s The Sun quoted Price as saying. Honey, no one marries for life. Even you. You just found someone who had a smidgen of fame and decided to latch on to that like the celeb-hungry leech you are.

Now the two are going their separate ways. And while this is devastating for Katie, the rest of us wouldn’t even shed a tear. Despite being tabloid fodder and the topic of several hate posts and image-bashing from bloggers all over, nobody really givers a rat’s ass about these two. Except maybe the UK people, who still manage to tune in every week  to get the lowdown on the inner-lives of these reality TV stars. Their shows still rate well, their latest one Katie & Peter: Stateside still manages a million viewers a week. But then again, this is Britain we’re talking about. A reality-show obsessed nation who prefer trash TV that quality scripted shows.

So for now, we just have to wait and see how all this goes. If they’ve learned anything from their stay in the US, they should know that a high-profile break-up is the best thing they can do for their carrers. Because then comes the inevitable reunion, book deal, TV appearances, and magazine covers. Which I have a sinking feeling will happen for these two nitwits. Anything to stay relevant. Speaking of desperate to be relevant, check out all the stars here caught in embarassing moments.

Amy Winehouse gets drunk and passes out. Must be Tuesday.

It seems that nearly dying and losing whatever career she has left has not let booze-hound and crack-head Amy Winehouse from reaching for the sky. And by sky I mean Skyy Vodka. It sure hasn’t dampened her spirit in the least. And by spirit I mean the many available bottled and awaiting eager lips to provide an escape from it all. Just goes to show that some people just cannot change.

She’s still on the island resort of St. Lucia where she seems to have been for months now, and she was reported to have fainted while doing some crazy karate moves. Kinda like the ones you see here. When word of what happened got out the spin team chalked it up to “dehydration” claiming that Amy has been having so much fun that she forgot to hydrate. That would have been a perfectly good excuse if people didn’t spot her at a local club the next day downing drinks like they were becoming extinct. It didn’t help when a few hours later she was seen passed out stone-cold drunk at one of the tables. Looks like the bout of dehydration struck her again!

Now, I am not gonna sit here and preach about the dangers of alcohol. That would be hypocritical of me. After all, most people who did great things were drunks. Earnest Hemingway. Lionel Barrymore. Pretty much everyone during the Roman empire. George W. Bush. Okay, that last one is debatable. So may be this is Amy’s way of channeling her artistic juices (I so DO NOT wanna think about Amy WInehouse’s juices) and funneling them into her music. The only problem is, she’s not doing any of her music. Record company executives are furious over the long wait for her to finish her new album, and they’re running out of patience. They would abandon plans, but they’ve already paid her a very hefty advance on the songs. So she’s just wasting that money away on cheap booze and crazy karate lessons.

So if she is one to glug before greatness, then let her be. But use this prodigious talent wisely. Get results. Work first, paaaarty later. Don’t fall on your face and drown in a pool of your own vomit. Get your bony ass moving and do amazing things. The crazy can wait. For now, have a little bit of creative flow and let things smooth out of you. Who knows, you just might enjoy it.

And you will definitely enjoy some crazy, sexy, and revealing celeb stuff here.