Celebs think they can get away with anything. Especially if they believe it’s for a good cause. Take raging idiot Jessica Alba for instance. While in Oklahoma shooting her next shitacular The Killer Inside Me, she decided it would be a good thing to express her environmentalist issues by plastering giant posters of scary-looking killer sharks all over the city to incite awareness for the dwindling number of Great Whites due to illegal poaching and the rise of Sharksfin Dumplings. Okay, maybe not that last one. But her attempts at being political once again makes her look like a grade-A dumb-ass (“Be Sweden” anyone?). Here’s why…

One, the posters she splatered all over the city just has a picture of a fierce, toothy fish with absolutely nothing written on it. What is it supposed to be? A Jaws tribute? Maybe a peition to make Deep Blue Sea 2: Deeper Bluer Sea-er? How are people supposed to know it’s for Great White conservation. Then again, Jess did spearhead this so the attempt is as vapid as the attemptee. Two, she posted things on private property, like a billboard for United Way. A billboard that the charity organization will have to pay to replace since the glue she used was the heavy-duty shit that doesn’t wash off. So the whole billboard has to be replaced. Ironic isn’t it? Fucking up a charitable organization that helps HUMANS to further the cause of SHARKS. That eat HUMANS. Ah, the circle of life…

When the proverbial shit hit the fan, Jessica issued an apology to tabloid show TMZ. “I got involved in something I should have had no part of. I realize that I should have used better judgment and I regret not thinking things through before I made spontaneous and ill-advised decision to let myself get involved with the people behind this campaign. I sincerely apologize to the citizens of Oklahoma City and to the United Way for my involvement in this incident.” So, in short Jessica was passing the buck. This bitch can never take responsibilty for anything! I bet if she ends up cheating on her husband, she’ll find a way to blame him. Some girls just don’t know when to quit. Thank God she’s hot as shit. You can see that for yourself here.