Reports say that 90210 star Annalynne McCord recently ditched boyfriend Twilight vampire Kellan Lutz. Honestly, who cares, right? I don’t know Kellan. And… let’s admit that Annalynne’s not that hot, despite all her efforts to show skin by repeatedly wearing a bikini over and over again. But seems her ploy doesn’t seem to work because I still can’t find any one good angle of her face and body.

However, Annalynne’s acting career may be of an upward slope. She recently won as TV Female Breakout star for her role as Naomi in the remake of Beverly Hills 90210. Well, that’s what they say. Those who are lucky in love aren’t lucky in their careers, and vice versa. And it’s just true for Annalynne.

By the way, I have no qualms seeing her all the time in her bikinis. Because I think she looks better with them on than without. Kidding. I meant she looks better in a bikini than with normal clothes or when fully clothed. So there you go, if you want to see more of her bikini pics, go here.

Seems like this 90210 star needs to get all the attention she can get so she’s seen wearing bikinis every time the paparazzis’ cams click. Well, we’re glad Annalynne McCord does that because she looks way better in them than when she wears uhm, regular clothes. Here she wears a pink ruffled bikini as she celebrates her 22nd birthday in Malibu.

The reportedly other half of Twilight star Kellan Lutz makes bits of news with her (numerous) nipslips, upskirts, and yes, a car accident. But she never did make it to the headlines, though. I wonder why… Maybe it’s because of her one-expression face both on and off set of her teen show. Haha! (Okay, that’s not even funny.)

Well anyway, let me greet you all the same Annalynne. Happy birthday to you and I wish you a sextape to finally get you in the spotlight. You’ve been in Hollywood a while honey, don’t you think it’s time?

The CW show, 90210 reboot hasn’t really been making waves in primetime television as CW did with the first season of Gossip Girl. But even though the show’s kinda lame headlines-wise, what’s happening behind the scenes fires up the set. All this thanks to 90210 oldie/LAPD-hall-of-famer Shannen Doherty and 90210 newbie, Shenae Grimes. The two has been reportedly bitching each other out on the set on its first season. Apparently, Doherty, thinking it’s still 1990s and Beverly Hills 90210 is still on,  acts out like a diva on set. An Enquirer source tells us she “talks down to the costume designers and caterers like they’re her servants and prances around like she’s Hollywood royalty.”

But newbie Shenae, who looks like she hasn’t eaten anything her whole life, wouldn’t take Shannen’s grits sitting down. So she goes outbitching Shannen, referring to her as an “effin’ bitch” when Shannen first walked on to 90210’s set. Grimes’s confidence must have been influenced by the ‘events’ that’s happening to Shannen Doherty lately. Remember Shannen’s face off with the Malibu cops? Oh, if you don’t that’s totally understandable. Anyway, the former Charmed actress who played Prue Haliwell asked Malibu cops for help regarding paparazzis who have been following her. But the cops were baffled because they didn’t know who she is. Ha! No one knows who you are anymore, bitch.

But aside from outbitching the 90210 alum, that Shenae Grimes girl also has her own share of misdemeanors, possibly following Shannon’s felon-strudded past. The 18-year-old girl was spotted by the paparazzis smoking tobacco sticks at a West Hollywood supermarket. Not only did she puff one, she actually bought at least 6 packs. Seems like this girl isn’t Shannen Doherty’s nemesis afterall; she’s actually her protegee. To get more news from these Hollywood bitches, click here.

Why oh why would anyone, ANYONE, go out of the house looking like this? It doesn’t seem to be a problem for 90210 slut AnnaLynne McCord. I mean, come on…

Looking like she spent the whole day two feet away from the sun, then attempted to hide it with terrible foundation and even worse concealer, AnnaLynne is a walking disaster. Fug doesn’t even begin to describe this chick’s appearance. It doesn’t help that she’s practically skin and bones and has a smile that goes all the way behind her ears. It’s like one of those shrunken heads before they become shrunk.

I for one will not stand for this sort of attention-whoring. AnnaLynne, just go back to your tried and true look-at-me-tactic: the nipple slip. You’re practically the master at that, having done it, what, three times. And 90210 has only been around less than a year! It’s obvious that you’re terrified of being out of the spotlight. But trust me, this is not the way to go. What’s next? The zany outfits? The crazy family members who come floating out of the woodwork? Nonsensical behavior? A movie with Pauly Shore?

My advice, stick with the nipple slips. Then maybe move up to the pussy flash. Shaved first, then unshaven. Then do the full spread-legged. Then when that pans out, time to bring out the big guns: the fuck vid. That’ll go a long way. Way more than coming out in clown make-up after being crisped like bacon. And definitely much more jizz-inducing. Kinda like the stuff over here. Celebs, models, actresses, and all-around hotness.