Yeah, you read that right. There were no alcohol in sight during Lindsay Lohan’s 23rd birthday bash at West Republic. Well, at least, DURING the event proper. It was actually the launch of Sevin Nyne, her self-tanning line, but she decided it be a double treat by also making it her pre-birthday party. Lindsay paraded 98% naked in different sets of bikinis all throughout her party.

Her on-and-off lover Samantha Ronson wasn’t at the event. Hmm.. are they off again, I wonder? well, it’s been days since they were “on” again, so… Or maybe they were prompted by the event organizers to stay the hell away from each other so they won’t fight and make yet another combat scene in the event. Ugh. I’m honestly really tired of these two. Can’t just Lindsay withdraw herself out of this lesbo phase soon?

Anyway back to her birthday bash. I can’t say she’s looking hot there, but her sister Ali Lohan is. Lindsay’s turning 23, so for fuck’s sake I do hope she (finally) listen to everyone else when they tell her to eat, because she’s looking like a stripper pole in her bikini pictures here. Her tits are her assets and I don’t want them becoming as much of a wreck as she is. Well, anyway, to see more of Lindsay and other Hollywood celebs, drop by here.