Celebrity Poser

Recently brokenhearted, Jessica Simpson shook off her sadness away by spending yesterday afternoon with her personal trainer and working out her, uhm, cholesterol-rich body. And no, I’m not saying she’s fat. No, I really don’t. So anyway, this is the first time she’s seen in public after her boyfriend of two years, Tono Romo, disposed her the night before her birthday. Shit, that’s gotta be fucking painful for Jessica’s head. She probably didn’t understand anything that happened that night.

Even Jessica’s family are keeping their eyes on her because they are afraid she might do a Britney Spears (and now, Mischa Barton) sooner or later. People Magazine reports that a family friend said, “The family used to have such faith in Jessica and they worried about Ashlee Simpson. Now they are fully confident in Ashlee’s choices and they worry most of their days about Jessica.“

This break-up is a good thing for Jessica. Well, for the past two years she has been complacent enough that someone still thinks she looks awesome even when she’s, uhm, weighing much much heavier, that she doesn’t care about her looks, life and career anymore. Now, I bet she’ll finally have the balls to stand up and look in a mirror. It’s been a long time since she moved. And well, see for herself the damage she has done to her once beautiful body, which by the way, you can check out here.

It seems like part-time lesbian Lindsay Lohan is not really over her little “phase” because she’s been hopping all over London following ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson around like a lovesick puppy (or an irritating gnat – whichever you prefer) asking, begging even, for her to lick her cunt once again. Methinks no man has ever made her cum as loud as she has with the magic carpet-munching abilities of SamRo. So she’s doing the age-old tactic that has worked for so many men in the past like Bundy, Gacey, and Dahmer – stalking! In one night, Lindsay went to two clubs and several after-hours just tailing Samantha and her brother, DJ Mark Ronson, while keeping a little distance but clearly shadowing their every move. And SamRo is more than a little ticked off.

Since their break-up almost two months ago, LiLo and SamRo have been having a difficult time ending things officially. Lindsay has been frequently photographed leaving Sam’s house in the wee hours of the morning – clearly spending the previous night there – which leads people to believe there’s still something going on between them. Then there’s the feeble attempts at making Sam jealous by hooking up with man after man after man – hoping the paparazzi would publish photos and bloggers would write about her heterosexual exploits making Sam jealous. But even with those stunts, Samantha has stood her ground and denied her, saying the paparazzi pressure and LiLo’s wild child behavior is just way too much for her. But like any loyal dog that loves it’s master, Sam still accommodates Lindsay’s reconciliatory attempts.

So, what’s the two to do now? If Samantha is solid in her statement about not wanting Lindsay back, then this just makes LiLo a cheap, desperate, vagina-loving whore who can’t take no for an answer. But if LiLo is getting a vibe that Sam still wants to tap that but feigns interest, then that makes Samantha a cold-hearted lesbian bitch. If you ask me, these two deserve each other. The Fauxmosexual and the Dyke. Sounds like a Showtime series waiting to happen. If TLC ever gets tired of that Jon & Kate shit, there’s a goldmine waiting in the snatches of these two. Better sign them up before someone else does. See more of this crazy duo and other hot Hollywood celebs right here.

Now, does anyone know who this redhead is? I honestly didn’t know who she was, I just know she looks good. So anyway, this people, is Rachelle Lefevre, another “that chick from Twilight,” along with Kristen Stewart and Ashley Greene. Well, that was then. Now, not anymore, as she recently got dumped for her stint as Victoria the evil Vampire bitch and will be replaced in the film’s part three, Eclipse.

The report of her replacement came as a shock to this redhead actress. She soon released her statement against Summit (the films’ producer) which is basically a letter stressing she was disappointed and all that. And of course, Summit reacted eventually, saying Rachelle was thrown out of the third installment of the film because she “displayed a lack of cooperative spirit.” Summit says, “We feel that her choice to withhold her scheduling conflict information from us can be viewed as a lack of cooperative spirit which affected the entire production.”

Well, that’s too bad. Because not too many people know this chick and she got the axe this soon. But Twilight fans are now doing what they can to bring her back to the film. I don’t understand it, but they are currently starting an online petition to keep her as Victoria. That’s a good thing for her, I guess. Whether she gets her ass back at Eclipse or not, her name’s up and running if you search it through google now, thanks to her fans. Anyhow, we have a few pics of this chick here so if you want to take a look, go ahead and drop by this place.

High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens never learns. Just a few years ago, pictures leaked on the internet showing her posing completely naked when she was just 15 years old. Now, another set of photos surfaced where she took provocative pictures of herself, naked, with just a gold chain around her waist. What a slut.

Of course, you want to check out the pictures. Unfortunately for us, Vanessa’s lawyers posed legal threats to those sites that will post her naked pics. They are stressing that Vanessa was still a minor when she took those pics, so naturally, we were left with no choice but to oblige, remove her pics or we’ll be in trouble. Anyway, according to sources, the photos was supposed to be a present for Vanessa’s boyfriend Zac Efron, “to keep him interested.” I’ve seen the pics and I’d say whether she’s a minor or not, if they’re for Zac or not, she’s obviously one hell of a perv.

And this slut’s from Disney Channel. How ironic that she’s “for the kids” on TV while she’s really X-rated off-screen. I’m guessing too that she already has a fucktape, and I cannot wait for it to be leaked. When that happens, screw you Vanessa Hudgen’s lawyers, I’ll go ahead and post that no matter what. But anyway, check out this place here to see more of Vanessa Hudgens’s scandalous secrets. You know you want to.

Weeks ago, it has been rumored that Lindsay Lohan allegedly stole $50,000-worth set of jewelries from an Elle magazine photoshoot, and the police were about to hold the actress in question regarding the matter. But the questioning didn’t happen because Elle magazine denied that Lindsay was of any part of the missing jewelry incident. The magazine’s spokesperson even stated, “Elle has no reason to believe that Lindsay Lohan was in any way responsible and has no further comment to make.”

No word was heard from Lindsay regarding the matter. Well, it’s good if she kept mum about it to keep her out of trouble. Because this isn’t the first time Lindsay has been involved in this kind of fiasco. But probably she was just too busy bugging her on-and-off girlfriend Samantha Ronson to death.

Now, a few developments on the mumba jumba surfaced. It turns out that the missing jewels wasn’t even in Elle’s photoshoot with Lindsay; she didn’t even get the chance to wear them. So what the fuck was the fuzz all about? Is it just another ruse to get Lindsay up the headlines, or to promote the magazine issue where she was in the cover? I hope they realize that no one wants to hear from Lindsay’s misfortunes anymore. It’s pathetic, really.

But if you aren’t as tired as we are with Lindsay, visit this place for a boxfull of her scandalous past (and present).

We already know that Mischa Barton is a wreck. But it looks like her condition is far more serious than what it seems, as recent events revealed the former The OC actress was admitted to 5150, which is an involuntary psychiatric ward. FYI, people who gets the 5150 treatment are those who are posing a danger to others, or to oneself. And I’m sure in Mischa’s case, she’s a threat to both.

What a pity. Just when she’s getting herself back together, this shit arises. She recently got hired for a new CW show called The Beautiful Life and even got endorsement deals. But instead of working hard for these opportunities, she took a detour instead, drowning herself with coke and alcohol. We are in no position to judge; we just pity the actress as she has too much potential lost.

Someone close to Mischa said, “She’s in very bad shape. She’s running out of money and can’t find love, so now she is looking for a good time to escape her misery. She is on a downward spiral. She is a mess. She is a suicidal, uninsurable mess.” Whatever it is that Mischa deals with, we hope she survives it, honestly. And because she did a Britney Spears breakdown, we expect she also does a Britney comeback soon as well. Well, we hope.

I haven’t heard from Jessica Simpson in weeks now, and I honestly hope that she’s alive. No, seriously, it’s true. After all the accidents and suicides that had happened to Hollywood stars, it makes you really think if a star’s in their right minds nowadays. Especially Jessica. Though, she isn’t always in her right mind, now she’s got to be guided and looked for because she’s nursing a broken heart. It makes you crazy you know, look at Britney Spears.

The last news I heard about Jessica was either she was too drunk at a party, or… she was to drunk after a party. See. These are the kinds of signals we should be watching out for. They resemble a Britney 2005 phenomenon. We wouldn’t want Jessica shaving her long blonde hair, right? Anyway, see more of Jessica by dropping by this place here, and yeah, look out for signs that she’s going crazy too.

Talk about ungrateful Hollywood stars. They do their damnedest to propel themselves into the spotlight, taking any role in terrible movies just to pad their resume and gain “experience”. Then, lo and behold, a breakout role in a movie or TV series comes their way and the media frenzy descends upon them turning them from a nobody who sucks cock between community theater roles, to bonafide household names. Then, for all the things the media has done for them, they go and act like a bitch when the media approaches them. Such a thing has happened with Heroes actress and direct-to-video starlet Hayden Panettiere.

According to Us Magazine, she “lost her cool at an event in Hawaii over the weekend. The 19-year-old star — who recently split with Milo Ventimiglia because of her club-going ways — was testy when she first stepped on the red carpet at a fundraiser benefiting the Rehabilitation Hospital of the Pacific Foundation Sunday in Honolulu. ‘Back up!’ she yelled at photographers. After posing for photos, she breezed by reporters. A female television reporter touched her shoulder and asked, ‘May we talk with you, Hayden?’ Miffed, the actress jerked her head around and screamed, ‘Don’t you ever touch me!’ She then icily asked a red carpet handler, ‘Oh, am I supposed to do interviews?’ Approaching various media outlets, she snapped again: ‘You all make my life miserable’ and refused to answer any questions.”

Well! I! Never! Given that she was languishing in small guest roles and straight-to-dvd sequels to Bring It On (okay, ONE sequel) and has now become one of Hollywood’s most talked-about young celebs, you’d think she would be a bit more accommodating to the people who actually give her buzz. What was she doing being nasty in the first place? It was a public event, she knew press was gonna be there, she was contractually obligated to talk to them, so what’s your damage, Heather? She better be careful ’cause once Heroes gets canceled (and I’m pretty sure that day is coming soon) she’ll be back buried in obscurity and turning tricks along Hollywood Boulevard for crack-money. When that happens, I’ll be the first one to drive up to her corner.

See more Hollywood bad behavior right here.

I haven’t heard from Jessica Simpson in weeks now, and I honestly hope that she’s alive. No, seriously, it’s true. After all the accidents and suicides that had happened to Hollywood stars, it makes you really think if a star’s in their right minds nowadays. Especially Jessica. Though, she isn’t always in her right mind, now she’s got to be guided and looked for because she’s nursing a broken heart. It makes you crazy you know, look at Britney Spears.

The last news I heard about Jessica was either she was too drunk at a party, or… she was to drunk after a party. See. These are the kinds of signals we should be watching out for. They resemble a Britney 2005 phenomenon. We wouldn’t want Jessica shaving her long blonde hair, right? Anyway, see more of Jessica by dropping by this place here, and yeah, look out for signs that she’s going crazy too.

They must put it as one of the wonders of the world why bitches like Kristin Cavallari, Lauren Conrad, and Heidi Montag are even talked about in Hollywood. Why am I talking about this shit, you ask? Exactly my point. The rise of reality TV has caught masses of people tuning in and talking about not-so-talented “actresses” and “actors” while those who have the talent aren’t given the spot on the limelight that they deserve.

Let’s focus on this Kristin cavallari bitch from MTV’s Laguna Beach. I heard that everybody hates her because she is the evil bitch on the show. Right, and everything isn’t scripted. Back to Kristin, she’s not even that gorgeous. Her looks just a simple, forgettable American girl turned star-wannabe. She’s not even interesting, so why the hell is she still here?

It’s obvious I’m not much of a fan of reality TV and most especially these Tv star-wannabes, but I know most of you aren’t too. So let’s start a revolution and boycott these kinds of crap from our precious TV sets. It’s time to annihilate reality TV, as well as Kristin Cavallari and that other Hollywood skanks and all the scandals and crap they’ve been making which, by the way, you can catch here.