Celebrity Poser

The staple of romantic comedies since she got nominated for an Oscar for the rock tale/chick flick Almost Famous has definitely gone downhill since. Kate Hudson, the bright-eyed, wide-smiled daughter of screen legend Goldie Hawn has done her best to separate herself from her famous mom, but this latest attempt at originality has gotten her seriously fug. Yup, she’s traded her golden blonde locks for a yucky shit-brown shade that looked like the dye was applied by blind people. And to make things worse, she seemed to have packed on the pounds, especially around the hips and neck. Guzzling down a plastic-cup full of what’s probably beer and walking around looking like some loud-mouthed trailer trash whore, one can’t help but wonder – What the hell happened to Kate Hudson?

Well, the answer is simple: It’s for a movie. Yup, this drastic change in her appearance is the result of her latest film called The Killer Inside Me where she plays a small-town white trash girl (hence the fug hair and the extra poundage) who may or may not be involved with a serial killer. This is Kate’s second horror/suspense film after the 2005 flop The Skeleton Key and she maybe didn’t learn her lesson that time so she’s hoping for another flop. Flops aren’t always difficult for her of late. After her only hit How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days, she’s pretty much been downhill – career-wise – with flop after flop. Alex & Emma, Le Divorce, Raising Helen, You Me and Dupree… and the list goes on. Even her last release Bride Wars failed to catch the bouquet at the box office and ended up an old maid. So it’s easy to think that this latest incarnation of Kate is a result of depression and binge eating as the result of her failing stardom.

Well, let’s hope that this movie project will be good for her. She’ll be coming out in the fall all swinging, dancing, and singing in Rob Marshall’s adaptation of the hit broadway musical Nine – ergo Oscar bait for 2010. Then come summer or early fall of that year we’ll get to see this fug version of Kate acting alongside Jessica Alba, Casey Affleck and Simon Baker. And who knows, maybe all this fat and shit-hair will actually make people think differently about Kate – see her as more than just a RomCom gal. But if I were her, I would stick to what people want to see me in. I mean, look at what happened to Meg Ryan. If it ain’t broke Kate, don’t fix it. But if it’s a crazy Hollywood fix you’re after, head on over here and check out the hottest and most embarassing celeb moments this side of the net.

Now that she’s Mrs. Douchebag, Heidi Montag takes the next step to being even more of a skank than being married to Gonorrhea-peen Spencer Pratt – becoming a Playboy alum. Yup, the plastic-chested fame whore is in talks to appear in the magazine sometime this year. And yes, before you ask, she is asking for a buttload of money. Sources have approximated her request at half a million dollars. And that’s not even the fucked-up part. Heidi will only do the magazine “tastefully undressed”. Meaning? No nipple, no bush, no twat. Just boring-ass glamour shots you can pretty much see in a Victoria’s Secret billboard at the bus stop.

I don’t even know where to begin with this fuckery. She’s asking for HOW MUCH? Not even the top celebs in their heyday asked for that kind of money. And now, during a recession no less, she’s asking for half a million dollars for some lame pics? Playboy barely can recoup it’s investment with every issue because of lowered advertising revenue and dwindling sales and she has the gall to demand that amount? I mean, outside of the viewers of The Hills, no one knows who the fuck she is. And if they do manage to go “Oh, yeah I’ve heard of her”, they really don’t care enough to see her naked. It’s not like she’s a world-wide star who is instantly recognizable. I still mistake her for Cher.

And what is up with this whole “tastefully undressed” shit? What is the point of being in Playboy if you’re not going to at least show nipple. I can understand the reservations about showing labia, but tits are like the minimum requirement for appearing in Playboy. It’s an ADULT MEN’S MAGAZINE. Guys whack off to the pictures inside. It’s not a place to be modest. So either you strip for it or you don’t do it. Simple as that.

I do hope The Hef has more sense that to agree with this. He’ll defnitely get the raw end of the deal if he agrees to these crappy terms. But knowing that there are a lot of people out there who would love to see this happen, he just might say yes. Which will be the downfall of Playboy, if you ask me. They’ll never recover from this debacle. Ever. Hef and Co. should just stick to small town college girls or down-on-their luck celebs to feature in the magazine. They would be more than willing to strip naked for a chance to be a part of Playboy. And charge a lot less money at that. Kinda like the skanky Hollywood celebs you’ll find here. Eager and willing to do anything to stay in the spotlight.

There’s performance-level, and then there’s just plain mindless. Dance skank Lady Gaga, in a recent concert performance, was so into her shitty music, singing and dancing and waving her microphone around that she “accidentally” hit one of her back-up dancers in the mouth, knocking three of her front teeth out. The dancer was rushed to the hospital soon after the incident, where Gaga was very apologetic and even insisted on replacing the dancer’s teeth with porcelain caps. Well, it’s the least she could do for disfiguring the woman for life.

It seems that Lady has a lot of problems being on stage. There’s this incident, and a few weeks ago she was photographed on stage during a performance in one of her revealing outfits when photographer, upon closer inspection, noticed something out of the ordinary. That’s a pretty broad term for someone like Lady, but in this case it was quite disturbingly accurate. Zooming in on her crotch, you could clearly see her tampon string just sticking out of her twat, just hanging there, minding it’s own business. Very un-Lady like if you ask me.

So why after blunder after blunder (nip slips, upskirts, assault and tampon-peeking) is this woman still as popular than ever? How could a woman of this classless league win the hearts of music-lovers the world over, enough to have her first two singles consecutively go to number one? Well, I hate to admit it, but it’s because she’s hot. Yes, I’ll admit it. There’s something fascinatingly fuckable about this pop star that no matter how many idiotic things she does, she still manages to come across likeable. Maybe in a few years when everyone has had their fill of her will we all collectively exclaim “What was I thinking?!” But for now, while we still fnd her hot, let’s bask in the crazy world of Lady Gaga and eagerly await her next embarassing blunder. Which is exactly what you’ll find here – celeb blunders you’ll love to see over and over again.

I don’t actually know if it’s a good thing, but Heroes resident super cheerleader Hayden Panetierre goes naked on her new movie, I Love You Beth Cooper. She reportedly “drops off the towel” in one scene of her awaited flick. I like Hayden, but yeah let’s admit it, her body’s kind of awkward, more like a child’s (a boy’s, even) than a lady’s. But oh well, let’s see her try.

When asked about how she felt making the nude scene, she enthusiastically answered: “I don’t think it takes much thought, and I don’t think it takes much preparation as an actor. My dad has always said I was an exhibitionist when I was growing up. As a young girl, I’d be running around with no clothes and I was like, ‘La, la, la, la.’ So, I didn’t find it very hard being naked. It’s like I drop my towel and that’s it. But that’s just me though. Maybe other people find it harder.”

Yes, Hayden. I think other people find it harder–to look at you naked. It’s creepy. Maybe that was the reason why you and Steve Jones broke up and it’s not because of the distance bullshit. Oh, maybe that was the same case with Milo Ventigmila. They loved you, but once you get cozy and strip down with them, they go out the door because they don’t want to be arrested for child molestation. Yes, we find you cute Hayden, as an all-smiling cartwheeling cheerleader, but that’s it, so stick to your stereotyped role.

If you want to retain the memory of a cute Hayden Panettierre (and not a disturbing naked one), drop by here.

The CW show, 90210 reboot hasn’t really been making waves in primetime television as CW did with the first season of Gossip Girl. But even though the show’s kinda lame headlines-wise, what’s happening behind the scenes fires up the set. All this thanks to 90210 oldie/LAPD-hall-of-famer Shannen Doherty and 90210 newbie, Shenae Grimes. The two has been reportedly bitching each other out on the set on its first season. Apparently, Doherty, thinking it’s still 1990s and Beverly Hills 90210 is still on,? acts out like a diva on set. An Enquirer source tells us she “talks down to the costume designers and caterers like they’re her servants and prances around like she’s Hollywood royalty.”

But newbie Shenae, who looks like she hasn’t eaten anything her whole life, wouldn’t take Shannen’s grits sitting down. So she goes outbitching Shannen, referring to her as an “effin’ bitch” when Shannen first walked on to 90210′s set. Grimes’s confidence must have been influenced by the ‘events’ that’s happening to Shannen Doherty lately. Remember Shannen’s face off with the Malibu cops? Oh, if you don’t that’s totally understandable. Anyway, the former Charmed actress who played Prue Haliwell asked Malibu cops for help regarding paparazzis who have been following her. But the cops were baffled because they didn’t know who she is. Ha! No one knows who you are anymore, bitch.

But aside from outbitching the 90210 alum, that Shenae Grimes girl also has her own share of misdemeanors, possibly following Shannon’s felon-strudded past. The 18-year-old girl was spotted by the paparazzis smoking tobacco sticks at a West Hollywood supermarket. Not only did she puff one, she actually bought at least 6 packs. Seems like this girl isn’t Shannen Doherty’s nemesis afterall; she’s actually her protegee. To get more news from these Hollywood bitches, click here.

Recently brokenhearted, Jessica Simpson shook off her sadness away by spending yesterday afternoon with her personal trainer and working out her, uhm, cholesterol-rich body. And no, I’m not saying she’s fat. No, I really don’t. So anyway, this is the first time she’s seen in public after her boyfriend of two years, Tono Romo, disposed her the night before her birthday. Shit, that’s gotta be fucking painful for Jessica’s head. She probably didn’t understand anything that happened that night.

Even Jessica’s family are keeping their eyes on her because they are afraid she might do a Britney Spears (and now, Mischa Barton) sooner or later. People Magazine reports that a family friend said, “The family used to have such faith in Jessica and they worried about Ashlee Simpson. Now they are fully confident in Ashlee’s choices and they worry most of their days about Jessica.“

This break-up is a good thing for Jessica. Well, for the past two years she has been complacent enough that someone still thinks she looks awesome even when she’s, uhm, weighing much much heavier, that she doesn’t care about her looks, life and career anymore. Now, I bet she’ll finally have the balls to stand up and look in a mirror. It’s been a long time since she moved. And well, see for herself the damage she has done to her once beautiful body, which by the way, you can check out here.

Who would have thought Avril Lavigne is fun? Well, almost. The pop-rock singer was seen at the VIP Lounge in St. Tropez partying with her friends and looking hot in her striped top and black skirt. With a cigarette stick in her ear while a bunch of men were pouring drinks down her mouth, Avril shocked us by not being a totally evil bitch, instead she went girls-gone-wild drunk.

I don’t think Avril remembered having a husband on this night, because she flirted and danced with different men all night long as if she’s single and available. Hmm, is she? Well, if they’re broken up that wouldn’t be a surprise. Whoever would choose to put up with Avril’s bitchiness all his life anyway?

So she has been reading “Lindsay Lohan’s Guide to Partying” manual lately and this makes her a lot of fun. Hope she keeps on doing this until she excelled in it. Until then, let’s first satisfy ourselves with her mishaps and scandals that you can check out here.

LeAnn Rimes was seen on Thursday wearing her wedding ring, despite the numerous rumors of her separation with husband Dean Sheremet. Us Magazine reports: “They are leading separate lives and not staying together most of the time, but still in each other’s lives as best friends,” the source said. “They are still not divorcing yet, but are working through things and taking time apart — as they have been — while they figure things out.”

In case you have forgotten, the country singer has been involved in a lot of rumors lately because of her affair with Eddie Cibrian. She was caught in a video meeting up with Cibrian at a local bar and seen sucking on his fingers and getting it on. LeAnn pretty much admits the affair, only, it was Cibrian who keeps on denying it even there was already a proof.

And of course, there are the constant rumors about her husband being gay (as if it isn’t obvious enough). Pretty sure LeAnn enjoys this kind of limelight as she hasn’t been in it for quite some time now (or ever). It’s the same reason behind wearing her wedding ring even if the whole world already knows she’s a plastic cheating whore that needs all the fucking attention she can get. Whoa. Okay, that was harsh.

Anyway. If you want to keep track of the latest Hollywood controversies and scandals like LeAnn’s, drop by this place here.

She first got noticed as the young Angelina Jolie in the TV movie Gia, but Mila Kunis has grown into her own woman. Yes, she’s still being compared (looks-wise) to the Oscar winner, but clearly Mila has something that Angie no longer has: youth. That’s probably why she’s making the types of movies that would have been offered to Ms. Jolie say, 10 years ago.

She was positively kick-ass in Max Payne, a terrible movie only made bearable by her steamy presence. And she also managed to outshine erstwhile sex symbol Kristen Bell when she starred opposite her in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. There’s just something about those full lips, sexy eyes, and tight little body that just screams SEX in whatever she does. Even when she’s playing it for laughs on her now defunct sitcom That ’70s Show, she still manages to turn any full-blooded male into a major horn dog. And as you can see in these sexy photos, she’s got the goods to do just that.

She’ll next be seen in The Huges Brothers’ upcoming film The Book Of Eli, which is described as a post-apocalyptic western that promises to be huge. She’ll be joined by Oscar winner Denzel Washington and acclaimed actor Gary Oldman, plus a host of other noteworthy stars. I for one cannot wait to see if those trademark nudie shots the Huges Brothers are so fond of (check out From Hell if you don’t believe me) will be performed by our little sex kitten. For sure if she does, it’ll add major heat to an already buzz-filled movie.

But if you don’t wanna wait that long to see our girl naked, head on over to this site and check out all the hot nude photos of Mila, as well as some other steamy celebs.

Weeds star Mary-Louise Parker has been described as one of the more braver actresses of her generation. She’s not afraid to tackle difficult roles and the things she needs to do for them. But for the controversial series she stars in, there is one thing required of her that she doesn’t really enjoy doing – getting naked. For a TV show dealing with suburban marijuana-selling and copious amounts of sex and nudity, it should come as no surprise that Parker would be required to get naked once in a while. But it took almost four seasons for that to happen, and it didn’t occur in some steamy sex scene or after-shower getting dressed scene, it happened while she was in the tub taking a bath. She fought long and hard with the director about being nude but he insisted it was “integral to the story” – basically what every director says to get anyone to shed their clothing. While Parker isn’t exactly embarrassed about nudity (she bared her ass in the mini-series Angels In America), her biggest concern about baring her breasts were her freakishly large nipples.

Now, as you can see from the pics above, I don’t really know what the problem is. As far as I can tell, her nipples look fine. Pink, plump, and just right for the sucking. I think that we should all start a letter-writing campaign telling Parker that her nipples are more than adequate to be exposed. In fact, more nipple exposure is much welcome. I know a lot of guys (me included) who find no fault or cause for complaint with her beautiful pointies. And while she’s at it, she should do the full bush reveal. And a little pink labia peek wouldn’t be so bad either. A woman as tight and fine as her should just walk around naked all the time. This whole insecurity thing is totally unfounded.

But it’s natural for a woman to have doubts about her figure after giving birth. And those extra-large nips are surely the result of breast-feeding. All those body changes from pregnancy to birth can wreak havoc on one’s self-confidence. More so for actresses who’s being scrutinized under a microscope or HD television. In an era of freeze-framing, screencapturing and hi-res imagery, every little blemish is up for ridicule. But in my opinion, Mary-Louise has absolutely no problem with her naked figure. This coming from a guy who looks at nude women for a living, so I think I more than know what I’m talking about. Just check out this site and see all the fine specimens I gawk and leer over and I’m sure you’ll agree Mary-Louise is right up to perfection.