Celebrity Poser

Even though I don’t want to push this campaign on anyone (what’s a Campari anyway?), there’s just no way any red-blooded male can ignore images of booze and babes, so I have to say something about it.? Of course Campari barely qualifies as an alcoholic drink, but Jessica Alba is definitely a sizzling hot babe in anyone’s book, so she can pick up the slack.? Between Lindsay Lohan mixing those Vodka-Red Bulls at a Washington DC club, and Jessica Alba starring in the 2009 Campari calendar, it’s a good time to be a horndog AND a boozer!

The puzzling mystery here though, is why did Campari pick a hottie like Jessica Alba to push their beverage?? Their drink is a weak-ass fruity-flavored thing, and I don’t think their usual target market (women and fags), would be enticed by these shots of Jessica’s ripe cleavage.? Well, maybe those limp-wristed metrosexuals who like to swirl around this colorful stuff in their glass might be able to muster enough testosterone to get interested in this campaign for a while, but for me this is like using Fabio to sell Budweiser.

But hey, I’m not really complaining.? It’s still good to see Jessica all decked out in something sexy, and airbrushed to perfection for us, after being away because of her pregnancy.? Of course, if you want smokin’ pics of her that are even rawer than these fluff pieces, then all you’ve got to do is check out this site, and you’ll be woozy with lust, which tastes a lot better than the fruity sewage she’s pushing here.

When you’re a celebrity and your career is in the crapper, there are certain things you can do to still try and keep yourself in the public eye. One, do an low-budget movie where you play either a lesbian or a drug addict or a serial killer (or a combination of those - drug-addicted serial killing lesbian) where you constantly take your clothes off “for art’s sake”. Another thing you can do is write a tell-all memoir where you dish on every celeb secret you know for the sake of your Hollywood friendships. Then there’s the go-crazy-shave-your-head-cry-in-front-of-your-house-while-the-paparazzi-snap-away tactic that was perfected by a certain pop singer. If none of those options seem at all appealing to you, then do what Lindsay Lohan did this past week. Get photographed in nothing else but a bikini.

Yup, the anorexic, seemingly former lesbian is currently vacationing in Maui where she and her family with her are literally stalked by the paps. And not wanting to disappoint, Lindsay is always rocking the bikini. First, she came out to a park where she caught some sun in a white swimsuit. Then she went on to do some city strolling in a black bikini bottom and some kind of top. Then she hit some falls in a black two piece string number. All the while the photogs are just following her every move and capturing every moment for the press. Which we, as celeb-crazy people lap up.

Now, first of all, despite the fact that she’s Lindsay Lohan and can pretty much do whatever the fuck she wants, I don’t think that with her current bony-bod state that she should be walking around in a bikini 24/7. She could seriously hurt someone with that bony frame. She could impale someone while kneeing them in the groin. She could stab someone else with those bony elbows. If anything, she should be as padded and protected as possible when she goes out in the world. Because with all her legal troubles, I don’t think she should add manslaughter to her growng number of police cases. But as is the point of this entry, photos of Lindsay not wearing a bikini are nowhere to be seen. Funny that huh? So I guess she finally figured out how to stay relevant without pesky film projects or recording deals or modeling gigs - just go out in a bikini and wait. Soon, the talk will come flitting in after. But if you wanna see more than just talk but actual action, head on over to this site and get an eyefull of Hollywood scandals.

You’d think a Broadway staple like Arthur Miller’s “All My Sons” would be indestructible, but that was before it met Katie Holmes.? While Hollywood stars going on Broadway usually means an increase in interest and ticket sales, with Katie Holmes and the rest of the “All My Sons” cast, it seems like the opposite is true.? Tickets have already been available for a few weeks now, and sales have been lackluster all this time, despite the press concerning Katie’s debut.? Even though there are other Hollywood actors in it, like John Lithgow, Dianne Weist, and Patrick Wilson, Katie is obviously the big name among them and the one expected to bring in the crowd.? Well, unless Tom Cruise orders his minions to fill the seats when the show opens in a month or so, it looks like that isn’t going to happen.

Maybe Katie Holmes should just get naked in a risque off-Broadway play instead.? That would be a blockbuster, and if you have any doubts Katie Holmes’ naked body can fill those seats, then check out this link!

Say what you will about walking biohazard Paris Hilton, but the girl has a head for business. Not monkey business, or business of giving head. I’m talking real, money-making business. So much so that she’s getting an award for one of her many business ventures. And before you say “Vivid for her porn vid!”, no. This one is actually legit.

Before she found residence in skankville, everyone wanted a piece of Paris. So she obliged with a clothing line, a bestselling memoir, a reality TV show, and “acting” parts in some high-profile projects. But one thing that really stood the test of scandals and slip-ups and crazy famewhoring was her perfume line. Who would have thought that wanting people to smell like her would lead to such a lucrative venture. And now, the perfume organization The Fragrance Foundation, or Fifi as it’s more affectionately called, is awarding her Celebrity of the Year for her contribution to the perfume industry. She beat out J.Lo, Britney, Posh, and other female celebrities who have released their own signature celeb scents.

What a great way to lift Paris’ spirits up after all the flack she’s been getting. Truth be told, she may be an idiot, but she really doesn’t know any better. She equates fame with being alive and, well, significant. And for someone who had pretty much everything she ever wanted her entire life, fame is the one thing money can’t buy. If anything, infamy is the only thing money can buy, and she’s got that in spades. So congratulations our favorite fame whore. You beat out all those other people who would never invite you to their high-class parties (well, except maybe Britney since they’re sort of on similar fields) and would throw you out of their club or resto the moment they find out you’re there. When you get your trophy or plaque of recognition, you can slap them all in the face with it screaming “Suck it!!” and walk away laughing. Just, don’t shove it in your pussy, please? Because you’ll be right back to zero.

But if it’s celebrities sticking things in their pussy is what you’re after, as well as some other hot and private star moments, check out this place and get your fill of the latest and best Hollywood scandals.

Looks like Amy Winehouse‘s detox in St. Lucia is going even better than anyone ever expected.? As seen in various reports over the past few days, her sex life’s going great guns, as she hooks up with attention-seeking small-time actor Joshua Bowman (Who?? See, I told you.), and now it looks like she’s training for some UFC tourney, or maybe even an invasion of Gaza or something.? Just like Jean Claude Van Damme, Amy is showing herself to be a limber little thing who can do full splits with ease.? Well, as anyone who’s been following Amy Winehouse’s tabloids knows (Yes, it’s an actual a career), Amy’s very good at spreading her legs, so the moves she’s being shown here by her martial arts sensei aren’t new to her.? Hell, even the upside-down position of her leg splits is probably something she’s done before in some hot frenzy with her estranged husband Blake Fielder-Civil.

And speaking of Blake, I’m sure he’s the one who’s going to get a taste of Amy’s newfound martial arts madness.? He’s filing for divorce now after all those reports of her infidelities on the beautiful beaches of St. Lucia.? I bet she thought she was giving him some verbal karate chops with statements to the press like “When I’m with Josh I don’t need drugs to feel good because he makes me feel so amazing.? We just had sex… can’t you tell?”? Now she’s the one reeling from his legal assault, although I bet the line “Blake was rubbish in bed,” really hurt his pride.? Oh well, now that Amy’s one with the Matrix, she can use all her downloaded martial arts knowledge to pound him into the ground.? Then she can challenge Manny Pacquiao for the title of best pound-for-pound fighter after that.

Well, we can only wish Amy Winehouse luck in her bid to get back in shape, so hopefully the next time she goes topless, which you can see on this site, she won’t scare our gonads into hiding.? Check out that site for other hot Hollywood content if Amy Winehouse’s tits aren’t your thing, and that’s completely understandable.

For months now, there has been grumblings and twitters about what has really been happening inside the super girl group The Pussycat Dolls and it’s lead singer Nicole Scherzinger. It all began when the group released their adaptation of the Oscar-winning theme song to the film Slumdog Millionaire entitled Jai Ho with the single reading “Jai Ho - Pussycat Dolls featuring Nicole Scherzinger”. Naturally, eyebrows went up. If Nicole is part of the group, even leading it, then why did she have a “featuring” credit on the single? This prompted speculation of her leaving the band, but that pretty much died down as well. Then another single was released with the same “featuring” credit and now people were really concerned, including the other Dolls.

The whole thing erupted this past weekend when, while opening for Britney Spears‘ tour, one of the Dolls Melody Thornton screamed at the cheering crowd “Thank you for supporting me even though I’m not FEATURED!” You could practically hear crickets for a second, that’s how tense and awkward things became. Because everyone knew what she was saying - What are we, your back-up dancers? It’s true, the rest of the girls don’t even sing back-up in the new record, let alone leads in some songs. Nicole gets to do her own thing (commercial endorsements, ad campaigns, solo recording contracts) and the rest of them get nil. If I were them, I’d be pissed as well!

What is unclear though, is how much of this is actually Nicole’s personal actions. True she’s the lead singer of the group, even responsible for writing and arranging some of their songs, but word is it’s the record company that’s pretty much pushing her to the forefront. I’m starting to believe that with this recession, everybody’s doing cutbacks - even on girl group members! It’s probably one giant conspiracy, not to let Nicole break free of the group, but for the record company to dissolve the Dolls completely! My conspiracy theorist is coming out, and before I start spewing stuff about Area 51 and the Kennedy assasination, I’ll shut up now. All I know is that these five fine babes better stay together long enough for them to do a Playboy shoot or something. Or, come to think of it, they should split up, have their career’s go up in flames, and then they’d be desperate enough for Playboy! Until then, check out this site for some rather interesting pics of Nicole and other hot Hollywood celebs waiting just for you.

One of the most disturbing news I’ve heard today is that sexy and voluptuous vixen Scarlett Johansson will be shedding the pounds to prepare for her role in the next Iron Man movie where she’ll be playing Russian spy Natasha Romanoff aka Black Widow. She’s buffing up for physically demanding role so no more womanly curves for the time being.

Now, I know how some actors do their best to get into character. Renee Zellweger gained twenty pounds for Bridget Jones Diary. Christian Bale lost several pounds for The Machinist. But Scarlett doing anything for a role – ANY role is just unacceptable. She’s just so perfectly hot as she is. I don’t think it’s fair to cast an actress to play a sexy role and ask her to change herself for it. She was cast in the role for the reason of being hot.

Of course, I’m just speculating if the producers asked her to shed the poundage, but if they did they all is crazy! I don’t see the point in making her skinnier. Are they trying to match her with Gwyneth Platrow, who’ll be reprising her role as Pepper Potts. First of all, Gwyn practically looks like a walking corpse and has nothing sexy about her. Okay, so maybe motherhood has added a few inches to her boob size, but still, comparing her body to Scarlett’s is like comparing John Goodman’s to Brad Pitt’s. There’s just no comparison.

So my advice? Leave it alone. Scarlett is already hot just the way she is. I have an itching feeling that Gwyneth specifically asked producers to make Scarlett look less-attractive than her. In my opinion, the only way that would happen, is if Scarlett had to wear a fatsuit and a mustache for the movie, and even then she’d still one-up Gwyneth in the hot department. Don’t believe me? Check out this site and see all the hotness of Scarlett and other Hollywood celebs.

So “reality” television’s “hottest” pair got hitched this past weekend. Big wup! Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt decided to officialize their douchy-ness under the eyes of God and all their Z-list friends when they tied the knot (no, not around each other’s necks) in a little ceremony that nobody seemed to care all that much about. It seems that the fire of “Speidi” has finally died down, and people have decided that there are much more important things going on in the world than what these two bozos are doing. I’m not just being a jerk here: I have proof that nobody cares.

First of all, it’s been known for months that the whole wedding was a mere publicity stunt as part of their show The Hills. Sure the couple have been “dating” for quite some time now, however scripted their relationship may seem. So it’s strange to think that they were even allowed to get hitched. Don’t they investigate this sort of stuff? The whole fuckery’s got FAKE written all over it. And for what? A few ratings points? It’s sad but… and I don’t wanna get political here, but gays and lesbians are fighting for their right to get married, and these two do it for fun? Come on! Well, whatever shitty plan the producers and Speidi had in mind didn’t work.

For one, no one was even interested in the wedding photos. The big magazines wouldn’t even touch it with a ten-foot pole. It didn’t help that the douchy-duo were asking for a buttload of money for them, and all the newspapers and magazines just laughed their asses off. After all, with all the paparazzi covering every inch of the shitty event, they’re all ‘net bound and downloadable for free. Those rags could just steal those instead of bowing to the will of Speidi.

So, why exactly am I wasting my time writing about this? Well, because at the end of the day, these two are still news. And while their marriage might be headed for a disaster larger than the Hindenburg, we will wait with bated breath for that eventuality where we can all say in unison “I TOLD YOU SO!” And of course, to revel at the fake plastic glory of Heidi Montag, just like the stuff you’ll find here. Plastic, shiny goodness from your favorite Hollywood celebs.

She’s perhaps one of the more controversial starlets to come out of Hollywood. Evan Rachel Wood shocked audiences with her raw and disturbing performance of an out-of-control teenager in the film Thirteen that she did when she was actually thirteen, adding a more disturbing element to her performance. In the film she takes drugs, gets into a fist fight, has sex, fights with her mom, and makes out with co-star and Twilight alum Nikki Reed. Her graphic portrayal had definitely got her noticed. Since then, her off-screen life has gotten more notice than her professional life. Hooking up with then married shock rocker Marilyn Manson whom she’s still seeing to this day. Who knew this gamine ingenue had a dark and scary side. Well, we will get to see that side this June when she makes a two-episode arc on the returning HBO hit True Blood.

Yup, the paper-pale actress is set to play a really old 15-year-old Creole vampire in the hit series that debuts it’s second season in a couple of months. In it, she’ll be portraying a queen bee of sorts, a powerful vamp that wreaks havoc on the town of Bon Temps. Since she already looks like she sleeps in a coffin, it seems like a perfect fit for her. And don’t turn your nose up on this just because it’s TV. The show is helmed by Six Feet Under creator Alan Ball who won an Oscar for writing American Beauty and stars Academy Award winner Anna Paquin, who picked up an award for Best Actress for the role in last January’s Golden Globe Awards. So clearly it’s a quality project that will definitely get a lot of buzz.

What I’m really interested in is if, considering the show’s propensity towards nudity and topless babes (Anna, Cloverfield‘s Lizzy Caplan, and X-Men Origins: Wolverine‘s leading lady Lynn Collins have all bared their boobs on the show) Evan will do the same. But with just a two ep appearance, I doubt that will happen. Not because she’s shy about showing tit, since she did it in Across The Universe, but maybe because it’s not that big of a part. But hey, a chance to see Evan do something completely out there is definitely something worth seeing. So until June comes around, get your Evan Rachel Wood fix right here, a site that lets you in on what Hollywood stars are ashamed of. Like fucking Marilyn Manson.

I love it when those seemingly hoity-toity supermodels show their naughty side. They appear to be these perfectly steely beings, walking down the runway with a look of determination as if they were doing algebra in their heads the whole time. They often appear serious, frigid, even at times mean. Yet we worship them, because they epitomize all the things that regular human beings cannot be.

Well, Jamie Gunn, the British model with Indian and Jamaican backgrounds who has modeled for Roberto Cavalli and numerous other designers from Paris to Milan, has just showed her knockers. And they’re a great pair too. I should have known she was capable of such a thing because the aforementioned Roberto Cavalli underwear ads she did basically showed her spread-legged with her panties showing. Way to sell undies. Worked for me…

Anyway, she may not have broken out big yet, but I say that by the time these photos make their way around, they’ll be breaking down her door to work with her. And why wouldn’t they? She’s truly one of the more unique-looking beauties out there. The beautiful maple skin, golden and tasty. Those full lips you just wanna wolf down. Those jugs, pert and bouncy with perfectly pointed nipples. Plus she has that racy thing going with her smile, very playful and cock hardening.

So just imagine you’re the one who’s in that bubble bath, giving her a rubrown while eating out her juicy cunt. The smell of her just driving you wild as you lick her juicy sweetness. Or if you prefer a much drier experience, just take her right there on the sofa, rip her panties off, push her bra down, and go to town! After all, with godesses like this, fantasies are all we have. So Indulge them right here, where you can find the sexiest celebs and models all for you.