Celebrity Poser

Before she became the “second coming of the American model“, Marisa Miller was doing nudie shoots. Okay, maybe just this one, but still, it’s pretty shocking to see. I know it’s a desire of every hot-blooded male (including this one) to see hot supermodels bare their tits or ass or pussy, but I just never imagined that Marisa would ever do something like this. Well, I’m still glad she did.

Don’t get me wrong, I jack-off to Marisa every chance I get. She’s got one of the most awesome naturally big pair of tits I’ve ever seen on a fashion model. It’s odd that she got to be as big as she did with that humongous rack. Still, because of them she got booked as a Victoria’s Secret angel, something every working model aspires to achieve since only a select few are chosen. And considering the company they’ll keep, she has to be extra special. And certainly, Marisa fits that category.

I dunno how these pics will affect her standing with her endorsement deals with VS as well as a Guitar Hero commercial she’ll be appearing in. Sure, a lot of models have done nude fashion shoots, but those are with established photographers and high fashion magazines. These shots aren’t exactly French Vogue level, if you know what I mean. So it’s unclear what’ll happen when those companies get wind of these pics.

But I’m not worried for her. If they drop her like a hot potato there are a million other things she could do. Film, TV, music videos. And of course, porn. Imagine, a porno with one of the hottest chicks on the runway today. That would be perfection. Heaven. Fucking hot!

But in the meantime, we have these pics to ogle at. So ogle away, and if you wanna see more models, celebs, and stars doing not-so-star quality things, drop by this site and enjoy.

Fast and Furious star Michelle Rodriguez has had a very colorful showbiz life since debuting in the successful indie Girlfight. She’s had many arrests for DUI, run-ins with the paparazzi, celeb feuds, and now, she’s making headlines again. She recently attacked a paparazzi while promoting her new movie in Mexico.

From the short video I’ve seen, a local news camera captured Michelle arriving from the airport, being pushed out in a wheelchair. Clearly tired and somewhat sickly, Michelle was in no mood to talk to anyone. The reporter, who was speaking in Spanish, kept asking Michelle questions. I don’t understand Spanish so I couldn’t make out what he was asking. But if I were to venture a guess, it would be something along the lines of “What’s the deal with the wheelchair?” As the reporter got closer for what he probably thought was an answer, Michelle pounced. She jumped out of her chair - suddenly strong enough - and proceeded to chase the paparazzi, letting loose a stream of Spanish profanity that again I couldn’t quite get. And no, I won’t venture a guess.

From what I’ve seen of the clip, I couldn’t see anything the reporter did to piss off Michelle that much. Could he have asked if she really did eat pussy? Did he inquire about her feelings about her last DUI arrest? Or perhaps he posed a question about getting fired from Lost because of drunk driving? Whatever it was, it’s not on the clip, and clearly something was cut out. So maybe he did provoke Michelle and made her appear like a crazy ass bitch.

But don’t get me wrong - Michelle IS a crazy ass bitch. In fact, after she had calmed down a few minutes later, she didn’t apologize about what happened, saying that she’s only human and does “animalistic” things when angered. Nope, never thought that for a minute. Sure, she’s got those scary-ass incisors that look like she could bite your schlong off in one quick motion, but I’ve always thought of her as a strong, independent chick who likes to let off some steam every once in a while. Who doesn’t?

See more celeb blow-ups and bad behavior right here, where Hollywood stars get hunted down.

With all the teen Disney personalities turning out to be kinky skanks, don’t you miss the days of intelligent and wholesome hotties from Nickolodeon like Amanda Bynes?? Well, she’s all grown up now, so there’s no way we can see see her starring in the shows on that network, but it also looks like she’s learning how to act like the rest of young Hollywood too, with this upskirt pic of her taken at some club.? Good thing for her she’s wearing underwear, eh?? That could’ve been a Britney Spears moment for her if she were going commando, or even a scandal of Emma Watson proportions if her panties were the see-through kind.? But what what we get is a small peek at some cute pink panties instead, which I guess is good enough for us, seeing as how well-behaved Amanda usually is.

Well maybe does need to show more of her clit, because her latest project was a supporting role in a TV movie.? There are less talented but infinitely more slutty girls whose careers are doing great at the moment because they’re doing lots of dirty things online, as you can see on this link.? The moment Amanda Bynes does a homemade porn video you can expect to see more of her on the big screen!

It’s strange how you could be winning awards and hailed as the next Romantic Comedy Queen one moment, and then be reviled by Hollywood insiders and the blogsphere in the next. Well, that seems to be the current state that Grey’s Anatomy star Katherine Heigl is in right now. In fact, it’s gotten so bad that fans of the show are clamoring for her character Izzy Stevens to get killed off.

It all began when the outspoken actress outspoke just a bit too much. During the third season of the show, she complained non-stop about the direction her character was taking, even going so far as to campaign against an Emmy nomination, an award she won the season prior. Telling the press that you don’t like how your character is being written is a veritable kiss of death for any actress on a top-rating TV show. ‘Cuz, you know, they could kill you off.

So that is how it has been for quite some time now. Add to that supposed bad on-set behaivior, reports of a bitchy persona, and all-around foot-in-mouth syndrome, and you’ve got one of the most-hated people on TV - both the character and the actress. Now, after Izzy has gotten a brain tumor on the show, it looks like the haters are surely gonna get what they want.

Ask Katherine herself, though, and she’ll simply shrug her shoulders. She actually doesn’t know if her character lives or dies by the end of this season. And for all her talk of wanting to leave the show, she now says that she’d like to stay and keep her dayjob. With a blooming film career, she pretty much thinks either way is good for her.

So, only one thing remains: to wait. Wait ’til May when this season of Grey’s Anatomy ends and we finally know the fate of Izzy Stevens. If she goes, I’ll certainly miss her. I’ll miss those lingerie moments, her fucking a ghost, fake-crying, and her all-around hotness. Girl may be a bitch, but she’s one fuckable bitch. Just take a look here and see what I mean. Hot and steamy pics of Katherine and a lot of other celebrities just waiting for you.

It’s Lily Allen with her tits out in the open!? Scratching your head at this bit of nekkid news?? Then your taste in music must run counter to the hipsters over in England, where Lily Allen is pretty famous, both for her music and her musical collaborations and for her tabloid-friendly tirades, in public and on her webpage.? But hey, that’s how Lily Allen got famous in the first place — she started posting her music on her My Space page and soon she was getting a huge amount of hits and invites as the social networking enthusiasts on that site helped get her enough attention to receive some mainstream music company help in releasing and promoting her album.? Her songs have been downloaded 19 million times from her page there.? No money from that kind of set-up though, right?? Well, she’s in the biz now though, with a number one UK single, Brit Awards and MTV Video Music Awards nominations.? She also had a TV show, but what really makes her a celeb we like to follow is her BritneyTara Reid-like public displays of drunkeness, her rehab stints, and controversial statements against other stars like Amy Winehouse and Kylie Minogue.? We’ve also seen her juggs before, in a topless scenario in Cannes.

So, interested in Lily Allen now?? You know you’re going to see much more of her [knockers|funbags|ta tas|boobs|bumpers|bosoms]] in the future, and you can check out what you’ve missed here on this site right now!

She’s buzzing up the blogsphere once again, because you know wherever Pamela Anderson goes, chatty mouths will follow. The erstwhile denizen of celeb blogs and tabloid magazines is the topic of conversation once again because of her rather brazen appearance at a recent Richie Rich fashion show where she strutted down the catwalk in the show’s finale wearing a gold lame swimsuit and hooker heels (is there any other kind that Pamela would wear?).

Now, this being Fashion Week where bitches are paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to walk down the catwalk with pissed-off looks on their faces, it came as quite a surprise to see the larger-than-life Ms. Anderson take the stage at what is considered hallowed ground. But what everyone is really ranting about is the state of Pamela’s bod, sniping about it’s imperfections. People are also quipping about the fact that she has two kids and that she shouldn’t pulling these sorts of stunts anymore. To all of them I say: What the fuck is your problem?

Pamela Anderson is larger than life. And the fact that she’s over 40 and can still confidently wear a gold swimsuit for everyone to see is a testament to the woman’s undying sexiness. Sure, her bod’s not perfect, but it’s still pretty hot and tight if you ask me. She works out and keeps in pretty good shape, more than most of the 20 year-old women out there. The fact that she was asked by the designer to appear in their show proves that she’s still got it.

So, naysayers be damned. I say you’re all just a bunch of bitter old fuckers who only wishes they were half-as memorable as Pamela. My girl is the bomb, and as far as I’m concerned, she will always be.

So head on over here to see more Pamela Anderson hotness, as well as other sizzling celebs.

Walking corpse Lindsay Lohan was spotted carrying a couple of boxes of pizza which leads many to believe that she’s finally doing something to rehabilitate her decimated figure. But judging by these photos — the sunken cheeks, the baggy clothes — it looks like it might be just a little too late.

Lindsay already looks sick. When she smiles, she actually looks frightening instead of endearing. The light that always seemed to be so infectious about her has just disappeared completely. One will always wonder if she’ll ever get it back.

It would be so easy to blame all of this on this carpet-munching “phase” people believe her to be going through. But lest we forget, her career was already on shaky ground pre-Samantha. Flop after flop she just hasn’t gotten a good movie role since her Mean Girls days. And now it looks like if she doesn’t shape up, she might end up delivering pizzas instead of ordering them!

I can see it now: you call your favorite pizza place, make an order, 20 minutes later Lindsay Lohan is at your doorstep, delivering your pizza. Would you feel bad for her? Would you invite her in, share a slice with her? Or would you just point and laugh? Either way, it would be a complete shock if she ends up as one of those “Where Are They Now…” anecdotes in entertainment news shows.

Well, I’m sure when that happens, we’ll be the first to hear about it, including all of the scandalous happenings of this wild child. To see all the craziness, head on over here and get more of your Lindsay fix.

Britney Spears wants to get back with her paparazzi ex Adnan Ghalib even though there’s a court-appointed restraining order for him to stay away from her. According to the UK newspaper The Sun:

“LONELY BRITNEY SPEARS is still sending desperate messages to British snapper ADNAN GHALIB - despite an order for him to stay away from her. The singer has sent a barrage of text messages to Adnan begging him to help her get out of living under the control of her father. But Ghalib, 36, is unable to reply because he has been ordered by a judge not to communicate with Britney for three years. A source said: “She keeps sneaking messages to Adnan begging him to help her win back her freedom. “She says she is lonely and misses being able to date the men she chooses. She feels trapped. She has been begging him to meet her and help her come up with a plan to get out of her dad’s conservatorship. Some messages have got back to her via her hairdressers and style team - but Adnan cannot contact her otherwise he will face jail.”

Looks like Britney’s doing one of two things - A: She’s being a stupid bitch, going after a man who almost single-handedly ruined her life and basically saw her as a cash cow. Or B: She’s being a world-class tease, baiting him with something he can never have without facing possible jail time. I’m leaning more toward the latter. Britney’s gotten wiser with her career since her very successful comeback. So Britney blue-balling Adnan seems like something right up her alley.

So I do hope that this teasing doesn’t get consummated or I’ll be very disappointed in my girl Brit-Brit. Let’s hope this doesn’t make her spiral back into crazy - you know, the stuff you’ll find here - because she looks like she’s on the right track in getting her life together. Let’s hope.

You’ve just got to love Keeley Hazell.? This Page 3 Girl, topless glamour model and sex tape star has been showing her luscious size 32-E breasts for a year or two already, and I’m sure the entire male half of the British nation is grateful.? But Keeley Hazell just keeps on giving, because that’s the kind of girl she is, and so here we have her in a tribute to the British Olympians.? Or if this pictorial came out during The Games itself, it probably served as an inspiration to Britannia’s male athletes, reminding them of what waited for them back home.? And that would be Keeley Hazell, topless and covered in gold paint, with a medal hanging down between her juicy, voluptuous cleavage.? You definitely can’t ask for a better reward than that!

But there are other rewards to enjoy, even for those of us less athletically-inclined, like Keeley Hazell topless without any paint, and of course the Keeley Hazell sex tape, which you can all find when you click on this link.

Is this another signal of the impending apocalypse? Maybe so, but at least we’ll have one more thing to mock while the world goes down in flames. Paparazzi and blogsphere favorites Lindsay Lohan and Lily Allen have been spending a lot of time together — getting tattoos, hanging out — and now all that shared air seems to have given them the supposedly brilliant idea for the two of them to make an album together.

Okay, let me get this straight. Two girls who can barely sing will attempt to do just that, combine their voices together, record it, and release it into the world? Wouldn’t it be easier for them to just develop a bio-terror weapon to destroy the world with? They can get vagina juice from Paris Hilton for just that. To consciously create something that will seriously damage the health and well-being of the world’s population is clearly a violation of the Geneva Act or something, isn’t it? I seriously don’t know what possessed these two twits to come up with such an idea. A few hit singles and they automatically think they can provide endless auditory pleasure.

I have a better idea for the two of them to collaborate on. They should just do a lesbo porn movie together. Really. They should cast some really hot babes in it, and take turns sticking stuff in each other’s pussies. Bananas. Eggplants. The DVD? of I Know Who Killed Me. I even have the perfect title for it. L3: Lindsay, Lily, Lesbians. Vivid can finance it. Rosie O’Donnel can direct. I smell a hit! None of these aspirations of being taken seriously as a musician. They should just make money out of what they do on a regular basis anyway – exposing themselves!

You don’t believe me? Just head on over here and see all the crazy “accidental” exposures these two have gone through.