Celebrity Poser

Judging from these photographs, it looks like Katharine McPhee now knows how to lift up her sagging career, and that’s by highlighting her best assets!? No, we’re not talking about her vocal prowess, this is the American Idol finalist who lost out to the epileptic fifth season champion Taylor Hicks.? If you can’t beat a retard like that for the top spot in the competition, then you aren’t really that good, are you?? Well, she’d better be grateful she’s got great? breasts then, or she wouldn’t even be working on something like this New Year’s concert.? Although having her career in the doldrums would be better for all of us.? Imagine Katharine McPhee in a Jessica Sierra-type sex tape.? Now that would be something really worth watching, especially with her juicy bosoms bouncing up and down as she rides some guy’s stiffy!? Or she could do a Sapphic scene with Sierra in an American Sex Idol finale no one would ever forget.? Oh well, too bad she’s still singing and appearing in mainstream features like “The House Bunny”.? What we need is another blazing hot reality show has-been who gets desperate enough to do porn again, for both the money and the press.? If Katharine ever gets that way, we’d all have McPheever like never before, let me tell ya!

I guess we’ll have to be content with these cleavage pics for now, though you can find way hotter and naughtier pictures of Katharine McPhee here on this site, along with other sexy Idol finalists.? We know that’s all you watch that show for, right?

If you ever thought in your deluded mind that you had a chance getting in between the legs of supermodel and Victoria’s Secret favorite Gisele Bundchen, then I’m sorry to say that as of this week, she is no longer looking - commitment or just plain mindless fucking. She has just recently gotten married to boyfriend of 2 years, football star Tom Brady. Hear that? That is the sound of horny men all over the world wailing…

According to Us Weekly,  the model and the football player got married Thursday night in a ceremony held in Santa Monica, California and was “very small and intimate” - with most guests being mainly immediate family, including Tom’s young son with ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan, John Edward Thomas Moynahan. Giselle wore a dress designed by Dolce & Gabbana. I would’ve preferred her to be completely naked, but I’m saving that for our wedding.

Tom Brady is one lucky mother fucker. Being married to the hottest woman on the planet today. Getting to fuck her anytime he wants. Getting her to do some pretty nasty things together. My mind is racing with a million possibilities!

I guess from now on, since Gisele is now a “decent woman”, I’ll just have to jack off to her sexy pictorials, re-watch fashion shows where she walks down the runway in next to nothing, and head on over here to see all the dirty stuff that Gisele has done over the years, stuff I’m pretty sure Tom wouldn’t want people to see. But who cares. You get to fuck her dude!

Ernest Hemingway must be rolling in his grave while thousands of real writers struggling to get published are slashing their wrists right now, because another sign of the coming Ragnarok has manifested itself recently.? Tila Tequila has put out a book.? It’s no literary masterpiece, that’s for sure, but the fact that Tila Tequila even knows what books are is a big enough shocker.? She even found time during a book launch to actually read one of these things, though I’m sure there was an earpiece in one of her lobes with someone backstage picking out lines from the book for her.? In fact, let’s just admit that while “Hooking Up with Tila Tequila: A Guide to Love, Fame, Happiness, Success, and Being the Life of the Party” may seem like something she just might know something about, there’s a team of copywriters out there who strung those words together on a page and actually wrote the damn book for her.

Even though the publication is filled, according to Amazon, with “Tila’s unique brand of truthful advice”, which she calls “Tequila-style”, I wouldn’t put much stock in the “by Tila Tequila” on the front cover.? Tequila-style?? Doesn’t that mean being as fake as her 3 million “friends” on My Space?? Still, the book’s supposed to? be “filled with stunning never-before-seen photographs from Tila’s private collection”, so maybe it might be okay to steal a copy to whack off to.? You know that if you’ve got a thing for midget lesbians, she’s just the girl to check out!? But wouldn’t you rather check out real celebs instead?? Then click on this link to see entertainment industry babes, and even pseudo-celebs like Tila Tequila, do stuff that’s raunchier than just writing a book!

What is it about Jennifer Aniston and magazine covers that makes her rip off her clothes whenever these publications want her to appear on one?? Of course they don’t have a 100% success rate in getting her to appear in the buff, but they do a good enough job that I want in on their secret.? I’m thinking of xeroxing some articles and gluing on some photographs and ads, then stapling them together before showing up at her gate with a DSLR to make a cover.? You think that’ll work?? Well, if not, there’s always this Jennifer Aniston naked GQ magazine cover to enjoy.

And believe me, these photos are about the only thing you can enjoy about Jennifer’s appearance in this mag, because her interview reads like one long, bitter tirade against Angelina Jolie and the way she snagged Brad away from her.? Okay, so she’s got a right to be furious at that luscious-lipped honey, but do we have to hear about it again and again?? I mean, last I heard, she was being reamed real good by John Mayer over and over, just the way she likes it, so as long as her pussy’s satisfied, why can’t her other orifice just keep shut?

I wish Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie would just kiss and make up.? Literally.? As in french kissing with lots of make up sex.? Now that would be a magazine cover that would outsell anything ever printed? in the history of mankind.? Don’t think that could happen?? Just look at these scorching hot Jennifer Aniston nudie pics.? She’s covering up her juggs but they’re still freakin’ hot, so most definitely, a carnal get-together with the Pitts would break records!

But hey, that’s a fantasy that doesn’t look to be coming true any time whatsoever.? Good thing there’s this site to go to when you’re in the mood for hot, naughty Hollywood action that you can thoroughly enjoy until you’re satisfied.

The fates are kind to all of us hot-blooded horny men who believe in their heart of hearts that Megan Fox is the woman we’re all supposed to be with. She has just ended her relationship with Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles star Brian Austin Green and has been going out and about in Hollywood and looking seemingly unfazed by the whole situation.

This is good news for all of us. That means she’ll be free to do whatever she wants, whether it’s that Playboy pictorial we’re all dying for her to do. Or doing actual nude scenes in her upcoming movies. She can’t do any of that when a jealous boyfriend is lurking around every corner. I mean, come on — if you had a girlfriend like Megan, you’d wanna watch her every move — not because you’re paranoid, it’s because you can’t stop looking at her!

So, maybe future projects of Miss Fox will have amped up sexual content. Jennifer’s Body looks promising, from her faux-topless scene to a rumored lesbian encounter with Mamma Mia hottie Amanda Seyfried, the portents look good. Filming is still ongoing, so maybe she’ll agree to some additional sex scenes that the director will hopefully throw at her.

So, all in all, it’s a good day. I’m not even bummed finding out about Giselle Bundchen’s wedding anymore. As long as Megan Fox is free and full of hotness, I’m happy. And if you wanna be happy too, check this out and find some pretty hot pics and vids of Megan and a bunch of other sexy celebs.

Well, Britney Spears will actually eat anything for Christmas, or hey, just eat anything any day, period. We all know that. What makes Britney’s 2008 Yuletide dinner special is that she reportedly spent it in India with someone who is supposed to be her new boytoy. Why all the way in India and not at home down South? Well, like everybody else, Britney’s outsourcing her romance this coming recession year, and she’s currently dating the choreographer of her “Womanizer” video, Sandip Soparrkar. Sopa-what-the-hell you say? Well, hey I’m surprised myself that Britney had chicken tikka and cottage cheese curry for Christmas, no matter how big her appetite is. Didn’t she miss the fruitcake? Well, the fruitcake’s got to be all of us who’re riveted by this bit of gossip. The Christmas season is a really slow time for showbiz scandals, dontcha think? Aside from Britney, Sandip’s taught his snappy Bollywood dance moves to people like Shakira, Beyonce, and of course Madonna, at whose party the two reportedly met. Britney supposedly calls Sandip ‘Sandy’, though I think the story would be more believable if they said she called him ‘Dippy’. Crazy and Dippy would make a cute couple, wouldn’t they? And it might help with race relations when all the jobs get sent there next year.

For much hotter Britney Spears scandals and carnal encounters, just click on this link!

Heidi and Spencer have apparently played the press like a virtuoso violinist.? Well, you can consider that statement true only if you consider the tabloids and celeb gossip sites “the press”, and also if you can use the terms “Heidi and Spencer” and “virtuoso” in the same sentence, which is against the laws of physics, by the way.? Just ask Stephen Hawking.? Besides, it was a real news source that finally got to the bottom of this typical Heidi-Spencer stunt, a week or so after celeb gossip sites across the internet were posting photographs of this puke-inducing couple and blabbering about their elopement in Cabo San Lucas.? But the Associated Press smelled something fishy, and no, it wasn’t just Heidi Montag’s gash.? According to these actual journalists, who actually went to college to learn about this shit, instead of just signing up on Word Press, MTV was granted permission to shoot in a Beverly Hills courtroom — but after office hours!? Also, in the teaser for the fourth season of “The Hills” hyping their supposed marriage, the judge in the courtroom footage isn’t one of their judges.

I guess it’s now obvious to even the most moronic human being out there that? Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt will do anything, and I mean anything, for any sort of publicity from the media, mainstream or not.? Hell, they’re probably even pleased as punch with this post and hundreds of others like it that are revealing their hoax to the world.? Hey, good or bad, it’s still publicity for these two, and they’re just lapping it up and laughing like hyenas at the watering hole.? Ah, if only there were a way to make this pic come true and throw Spencer Pratt in maximum security, where the inmates can make him their Heidi.? Of course he’ll probably enjoy all that heinie-fucking action, but I’m just hoping he’ll catch some AIDS or something.? That way, Heidi Montag wil be left alone and desperate, and ready to do porn, which she was born to do.? A celeb sex tape like the ones on this site will do for starters, as long as it doesn’t have that sphincter Pratt in it…

Is this another signal of the impending apocalypse? Maybe so, but at least we’ll have one more thing to mock while the world goes down in flames. Paparazzi and blogsphere favorites Lindsay Lohan and Lily Allen have been spending a lot of time together — getting tattoos, hanging out — and now all that shared air seems to have given them the supposedly brilliant idea for the two of them to make an album together.

Okay, let me get this straight. Two girls who can barely sing will attempt to do just that, combine their voices together, record it, and release it into the world? Wouldn’t it be easier for them to just develop a bio-terror weapon to destroy the world with? They can get vagina juice from Paris Hilton for just that. To consciously create something that will seriously damage the health and well-being of the world’s population is clearly a violation of the Geneva Act or something, isn’t it? I seriously don’t know what possessed these two twits to come up with such an idea. A few hit singles and they automatically think they can provide endless auditory pleasure.

I have a better idea for the two of them to collaborate on. They should just do a lesbo porn movie together. Really. They should cast some really hot babes in it, and take turns sticking stuff in each other’s pussies. Bananas. Eggplants. The DVD  of I Know Who Killed Me. I even have the perfect title for it. L3: Lindsay, Lily, Lesbians. Vivid can finance it. Rosie O’Donnel can direct. I smell a hit! None of these aspirations of being taken seriously as a musician. They should just make money out of what they do on a regular basis anyway - exposing themselves!

You don’t believe me? Just head on over here and see all the crazy “accidental” exposures these two have gone through.

She’s been called “The Return of the Great American Supermodel“, and with best-selling issues as the cover of Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit issue under her belt, not to mention a steady gig as one of the Victoria’s Secret Angels, alongside such cuties such as Adriana Lima and Miranda Kerr.  Damn, you know this babe is so sizzling hot just by the company she keeps!  She was also the only cutie to debut at number one on the Maxim Hot 100 Babes list, and I wouldn’t be surprised if her next achievement would be walking on water.  But then, any water she steps in would quickly turn to steam from her sexy heat.  So rejoice, all you  horndogs across the world choking the chicken to those battered copies of Sports Illustrated or your wife’s Victoria’s Secret catalogs.  Here’s Marisa Miller at the latest VS photo shoot at St. Barts, and hey, what do we see here?  Yes, that’s definitely nipple, folks — a Marisa Miller nipple slip photo caught by the tabloid photogs staking out this Eurotrash playground.

My year is definitely complete now, and it’s just barely started.  But hey, you know what that means.  Yup, there’re even more chances for this sort of thing to happen again, especially in the next few days, since the photo shoot doesn’t seem to be over yet.  Now that’s something to look forward to, with new scorching photographs like these coming out every week!

But if you can’t wait for your next fix of Marisa Miller’s delicious tidbits (or that of any other scorching Victoria’s Secret Angel), then just follow this link to get to a site with every dirty pic and clip these honeys have ever put out.

Just because she considers herself to be a bona-fide country singer, that doesn’t mean Jessica Simpson can wolf down all the deep-fried food she wants. Judging by these photos takes at the 99.9 KISS Country Chili Cookoff, she looks like she everything (and everyone) in sight. Is she going for Dolly Parton territory? Well, I wouldn’t be surprised if she is, considering he career’s pretty much been a copy of everyone else. But seriously, she’s gotta lay off the cornbread and focus more on her career, considering she almost doesn’t have one anymore. Her “country” effort was modest at best. Her last few films haven’t done well at the box-office (as evidenced by the theatrical flop Blonde Ambition) and now it seems she’s about to lose her sex-symbol status. Well, I’m sure a lot of you like ‘em with a little meat on their bones and would take Jessica any way, shape or form, but for someone like her who’s teetering on the edge of has-beendom, the least she could do is hang on to her body. Well, maybe it’s just a phase. Perhaps when she finally sees these pictures, she’ll think twice about eating that slice of blueberry pie.

Maybe it’s her rumored engagement with that football player that’s making her so happy and so oblivious to the weight gain. Although, there’s no set date yet and that the engagement is only “on it’s way”. Perhaps it’s the anticipation of the big event, or the pressure of not knowing if he’s gonna pop the big question that’s making her stress-eat. I just hope she hasn’t bought her wedding dress yet.

In the meantime, you’ll be able to reminisce about the sexy Jessica by picking up her direct-to-dvd film, the ironically titled Major Movie Star. Or save the agony of sitting through her “acting” and head on over to this site to see some other steamy stuff from Jess!