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Robin William’s wife of 19 years, Marcia Garces Williams, filed for divorce last week citing “irreconcilable differences.” That’s lawyer talk for, if she heard one more white rapper impersonation, she was going to circumcise Robin with a toaster oven. Ok! Magazine reports:

The two met when Marcia worked as a nanny for the Oscar-winning actor and his first wife, Valerie Velardi, looking after their son Zachary, now 24. Shortly after his divorce from Valerie, Robin and Marcia tied the knot on April 30, 1989. They have two children, Zelda, 18, and Cody, 16.

Seriously good for you Robin, HAVE YOU SEEN THAT THING ON HER FACE… RUN

Richie Sambora was arrested for DUI and is now staring down the barrel of charges for child endangerment since he brilliantly decided to drive drunk with his 10-year-old daughter Ava in the car. Also in the car was another minor and an unidentified woman. Scope out Heather Locklear’s response when notified of the arrest, according to TMZ:

And, police sources say, after Sambora was busted, the cops called Heather Locklear, Ava’s mom. We’re told Heather authorized the woman in the car to drive her daughter home.

Word of a Lindsay Lohan sex tape has been around for a while, but this recent pic (above) is apparently a preview clip of the video that hit the web in the past 24 hours. Gossip Rocks is saying this is the real deal:

Apparently callum sent the video (which was filmed on his cell phone) when the 2 where an item has been sent to some of his friends…which as you may have guessed have been trying to sell the video.
Anyway so i have this friend (cant say her name.) who is friends with lindsay lohan. She’s just emailed me saying that someone has sent an email to lindsay with a screen clip from the movie, and shes freaking out because she “cant remember it being filmed”.

Sorry but Cameron Diaz is not hot and where the hell has she been the last several.. forevers?

Kate Beckinsale gives the greatest interviews in the history of interviewography. Recently she commented that she’d rather eat a certain female part than eat sushi. Moviefone quizzed Kate about her comment during an interview for her new movie Snow Angels:

6. You told an interviewer you’d rather eat a vagina than sushi. When stuff you say makes headlines, what’s the reaction of your publicity team? I have to say, sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. At least a vagina would be warm. [laughs] My publicist has literally turned a funny color and is going to go have a lie-down. He’s throwing up now, as well. I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what’s on my mind, and then get nine texts from all my friends going, “What’s the matter with you?” But I haven’t ever made a big attempt to have any particular image. And I don’t really worry about it.

Rumor today that Kristin Davis, star of Melrose Place and Sex and the City, has been caught in a sex tape scandal.  The very very very NSFW picture is said to be a cap from the video, with more supposedly on the way.  Still can’t confirm that it’s her but it sure looks like it.

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This is a photo of Christiane Plante who used to be the 33-year-old friend of Brooke Hogan until she kind of, sort of had sex with the Hulk.

Apparently Brooke Hogan’s friend Christiane Plante slept with Hulk Hogan while he was separated from Linda. Christiane came clean to the National Enquirer - for a chunk of change. Brooke is none too happy about it and vented her feelings on her MySpace blog, according to Page Six:

“I think she shoulda thought about what kinda press she was gonna get when she slept with her best friend’s famous father . . . I think we’re all seeing just exactly how karma works Christiane. Nothing you say will ever put my family back together.”

Here’s what Christiane said to the National Enquirer about her fling with the Hulkster:

“My relationship with Terry [Bollea, Hogan’s real name] began at a time when Terry and Linda privately knew their marriage was ending. She had left him already, although no official papers had been filed,” Plante said. “Terry is a good man, good father and a good friend, and he and I grew close at a time when he was going through a very difficult period. It seemed right then, but I know it was wrong.
“Having felt the guilt and pain build up, I gave a note to Brooke apologizing for my actions,” Plante added. “I will never be able to fully forgive myself for this. I have lost an amazing friend.”

Kim Kardashian has been hurt a lot in her past. Apparently every guy she’s dated has gone behind her back, after renting a shuttle of course, and cheated on her. Kim opens up to The Sun about her romantic pitfalls:

“I went out with a good guy in school - but it has all gone downhill since then. Every single guy since then has cheated on me - so I think all men cheat. Normally my sister catches them out. But every guy I have been out with has cheated on me and broken my heart.”