Celebrity Poser

Protesting cramped living conditions for sows, PETA activists were really showing London how bad things can get for the humble pig.

Hey GREAT JOB on getting a shitty tattoo in a shitty place, for an actress this is just dumb, and YES I know you can conceal it, but that never works right.  Good job poser.

In this season’s Big Brother (BB 9), a bunch of single people were paired together with their supposed soulmates. And apparently, Natalie believed in the power of true love so deeply, that she gave Matt a blowjob before the second episode aired. You can tell Matt’s heart was awakened by her love because immediately afterward, he pushed her away then made her “pinky swear” not to tell anyone. I don’t know about you, but I believe the stars just might be aligned for these two!

Let’s face it, the Spears family are inbred retards, and just in case you thought Jamie Lynn got pregnant on accident, sorry. Turns out she’s just a whore. A source tells Star:

I know for a fact that Casey was not the first guy she slept with — or the last,” says one fellow teen in Kentwood, La. “There were at least two others. I know that 110 percent.” Another friend says that before her pregnancy Jamie Lynn partied hard but always in private. “Some people drink to have a good time. But she drank to get wrecked. She drank to get messed up and forget about her mother, her sister and all of that.” Just days before announcing her pregnancy in December, Jamie Lynn shocked a boy at a party by asking him for sex. “It’s cool, I’m pregnant,” she said. “I can’t get pregnant again!”“

Upcoming decent actress… turns out she has a nipple.

The hospital where Jennifer Lopez plans to give birth to her twin brats has been practicing drills and is suddenly on high alert to prevent a kidnapping. The hospital insists it’s only a coincidence, yeah right. TMZ reports:

Sources at North Shore Medical Center tell TMZ the hospital conducted a “Code Pink” drill last Friday — “Code Pink” is code for locking down the hospital to prevent a kidnapping attempt. A rep for North Shore confirmed that the pink drill did indeed go down, but said that the timing is just a coincidence, but that’s not what our sources are saying.”

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“I’m Going to Kill MySelf in 90 Days”

This is Jane, she’s plans on killing herself, and she’s going to do it in 90 days.

She’s also going to blog about her suicide everyday until the 90 days are up. Happy Valentines Day everyone.

Paris Hilton’s movie The Hottie and The Nottie completely tanked this weekend. To be honest, I’m surprised it made more than $1.50. But, I’m no box office analyst. Fortunately the folks at Fantasy Moguls are and, like my fifth grade girlfriend, did the math for me:

The final count will show that the critically reviled comedy featuring the seemingly talentless Hilton has sold a meager $25,500 in tickets at 111 locations over the weekend. That’s only $230 per screen for theaters that were convinced to book this disaster. That means that, based on an $8 average ticket price, 29 paying customers showed up at each location over the 3-day.

Actor Roy Scheider passed away yesterday at the University of Arkansas for Medical Sciences hospital in Little Rock. Roy was battling multiple myeloma for the past two years. He was 75. The AP reports:

He was perhaps best known for his role as a small-town police chief in Steven Spielberg’s 1975 film “Jaws,” about a killer shark terrorizing beachgoers — as well as millions of moviegoers.
In 2005, one of Scheider’s most famous lines in the movie — “You’re gonna need a bigger boat” — was voted No. 35 on the American Film Institute’s list of best quotes from U.S. movies.