Kim Kardashian goes for cellulite removal?! GASP!

Celebrity Poser | Uncategorized | Wednesday, 31 December 1969

post_image-0513_kim_kardashian_aus_00 Kim Kardashian goes for cellulite removal?! GASP!

Kim Kardashian revealed on this weekend’s episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians that she has cellulite treatment done on her planet-sized posterior. I’m just as shocked as you are. But for those of you wanting an up-close look at Kim’s ass, definitely scope out the video after the jump of her full-on butt-sanding. If this episode doesn’t win an Emmy, there is no God. Okay, maybe there is and he’s a jerk that hates fat chicks. I dunno, I’m not a priest - yet. I’m applying online to be one right now actually. Okay, here’s the final question: “Can you make shit up?” Hell yeah I can! *clicks ‘Yes’* Boom! I’m an ordained minister! Kickass! Anyone got a baby I can baptize? We’ll have to use my garden hose, but don’t worry, I’ll bless it first.

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Tiger Attack at Tippi’s — More Details

Celebrity Poser | Celebrity News | Wednesday, 31 December 1969

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TMZ.com: The man who was injured in a tiger attack at Tippi Hedren’s Shambala Preserve has been identified as 40-year-old caretaker Chris Orr. We’re told he was attacked by a four-year-old Bengal Tiger named Alexander, seen here, who weighs almost 450 lbs. A… Read more

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River Wide at Van Halen’s House

Celebrity Poser | Celebrity News | Wednesday, 31 December 1969

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TMZ.com: A water main broke in an L.A. suburb early this morning, sending thousands of gallons of water through the yard of a home believed to belong to music legend Eddie Van Halen. Look out below! The gushing water snarled traffic this morning in the area… Read more

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Benjamin Bratt’s Nephew Dies in Police Chase

Celebrity Poser | Celebrity News | Wednesday, 31 December 1969

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TMZ.com: Kristopher Bratt, nephew of actor Benjamin Bratt, was killed early Tuesday morning when a stolen car being pursued by police in San Francisco ran a red light and plowed into Kristopher’s car. Bratt died immediately, while his passenger died a short… Read more

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Dramatic 911 Call — Part Two

Celebrity Poser | Celebrity News | Wednesday, 31 December 1969

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TMZ.com: We have more of the frantic 911 call made by Donda West’s friends and family. In the second part, one woman is clearly overwhelmed and begins hyperventilating as the 911 dispatcher attempts to give instructions on how to perform CPR. Click to hear…. Read more

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Gary Collins — He’s Outta There!

Celebrity Poser | Celebrity News | Wednesday, 31 December 1969

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TMZ.com: Gary Collins is a free man — after serving his 96-hour sentence! Collins just signed off from Glendale, Calif. City Jail a few minutes ago. He started serving his hard time — at the same facility where Kiefer Sutherland is currently housed — on… Read more

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Sundancing in the Dark — Blackout Kills Parties

Celebrity Poser | Celebrity News | Wednesday, 31 December 1969

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TMZ.com: Tons of huge stars are partying at the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah right now — but they’re all gettin’ down in the dark! We just got word that a major power outage in the city has turned the lights out on Main Street. Spies inside… Read more

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Prince Harry On the Front Line in Afghanistan

Celebrity Poser | Celebrity News | Wednesday, 31 December 1969

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TMZ.com: Britain’s Defense Ministry confirmed today that Prince Harry is fighting on the front line in Afghanistan. Protect the face at all costs!Details of his Royal Hotness’ three-month tour had previously been kept secret. The Prince, a second lieutenant… Read more

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Celebrity Poser | Celebrity News | Wednesday, 31 December 1969

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TMZ.com: Long live the Prince! Prince Harry arrived back in Britain today after a 10 week stint in Afghanistan — withdrawn after the details of his secret deployment became public. The Prince did not speak to reporters as he left the troop carrier. Surprise,… Read more

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