Celebrity Poser

No, they weren’t inside the law court at the same time. It is only after Chris Brown left when Rihanna came in. Avoiding drama much? I guess so. After everything that Rihanna went through this year–the beating, leaking of nude pics and alleged sextape, the Woody Woodpecker hair (the most painful, I know)–the jury thought Rihanna deserved to get her dignity intact. As if it wasn’t broken enough.

This whole hodge podge of events in Rihanna’s life sends across its moral to the entire world: It’s perfectly okay to beat your girlfriend because you won’t end up in jail. Chris brown plead guilty to beating Rihanna, where he punched and choked her. And the verdict? TMZ reports, “He’ll spend 180 days doing community labor… He gets 5 years probation for FELONY assault… He’ll get supervised probation. He’ll have to come back to court every three months. He must enroll in a domestic violence counseling program. If Brown violates probation, he could get up to 4 years in prison. Brown is now a convicted felon and loses the the following rights: To own a gun, to sit on a jury, subject to search and seizure without a search warrant and he now has limitations on travel.”

Oh, wow. He doesn’t deserve such harsh punishment, does he? How victorious this war ended up for Rihanna! Now she get to brag and testify how perfect our justice system is and be completely at peace now that her beater can walk free (but if Rihanna’s around, he should stay at least 50 yards away from her). Oh shit, how many wrongs can you read in this paragraph??

By the way, check out this place here for a complete run through of Rihanna’s tragic year.

First there was Janice Dickinson. Then there was Twiggy. Now, the latest America’s Next Top Model judge to bite the dust is (insert faux-sincere Tyra Banks voice here) Llllllllegendary Supermodel Paulina Porizkova. She’s been a judge on the modeling competition program now for about three cycles and while there were no rumors of bad blood between the retired legend and the ego-crazy diva-wannabe, it still comes as no surprise that Tyra fired Paulina’s ass. Oh, yes, I forgot to mention that it was Tyra who canned Paulina. Which is for the best, since Paulina had gotten tired of Tyra’s crazy diva ways. How tired? Well, I’ll let Paulina tell you herself.

In an interview with Access Hollywood’s Billy Bush, Paulina regaled him with stories of how she would wait for Tyra to arrive on set. “It’s six hours later and I feel like I am being told my time is not as valuable as hers. They pointed out that I should shut up and be grateful for the job and that Tyra is really busy. I think that my little hissy fits about ‘Well, we are all here on time. Why can’t she?’ didn’t go over all that well.” The conversation then veered towards Paulina’s opinions on the high turnover rate for female judges on the show. “I don’t think that in Tyra’s universe that’s even a consideration. I don’t think she cares. I’m not even sure she was aware that I existed way out there in Siberia, much like I am not sure she knew Twiggy existed.” And the most surprising revelation of all – Tyra doesn’t speak to Paulina in real life. “All I know of her is literally when we are on set talking to each other in front of the cameras. That is the only time she would speak to me.”

Okay, hold the motherfuckin’ phone! Are we to believe that Tyra Banks, who’s greatest modeling achievement is showcasing her large tatas on the pages of Sports Illustrated and acting (badly) in a John Singleton movie has the gall to ignore a model who has been on the cover of Vogue and many other magazines, who’s held million-dollar contracts for cosmetics companies like Lancome, and who’s modeling legacy consists of some of the greatest designers and photographers who ever lived? No wonder other model judges are sashaying their way out of ANTM. There is so much ego tripping on Tyra’s part it’s not even funny. Just because it’s her show doesn;t mean she has the right to treat the people around her like vapor. Then again, what do you expect from someone who is desperate to stay relevant in an industry that practically vomits her up. But the opposite of vomit-inducing pics and videos can be found right here.

Britney Spears wants to get back with her paparazzi ex Adnan Ghalib even though there’s a court-appointed restraining order for him to stay away from her. According to the UK newspaper The Sun:

“LONELY BRITNEY SPEARS is still sending desperate messages to British snapper ADNAN GHALIB – despite an order for him to stay away from her. The singer has sent a barrage of text messages to Adnan begging him to help her get out of living under the control of her father. But Ghalib, 36, is unable to reply because he has been ordered by a judge not to communicate with Britney for three years. A source said: “She keeps sneaking messages to Adnan begging him to help her win back her freedom. “She says she is lonely and misses being able to date the men she chooses. She feels trapped. She has been begging him to meet her and help her come up with a plan to get out of her dad’s conservatorship. Some messages have got back to her via her hairdressers and style team – but Adnan cannot contact her otherwise he will face jail.”

Looks like Britney’s doing one of two things – A: She’s being a stupid bitch, going after a man who almost single-handedly ruined her life and basically saw her as a cash cow. Or B: She’s being a world-class tease, baiting him with something he can never have without facing possible jail time. I’m leaning more toward the latter. Britney’s gotten wiser with her career since her very successful comeback. So Britney blue-balling Adnan seems like something right up her alley.

So I do hope that this teasing doesn’t get consummated or I’ll be very disappointed in my girl Brit-Brit. Let’s hope this doesn’t make her spiral back into crazy – you know, the stuff you’ll find here – because she looks like she’s on the right track in getting her life together. Let’s hope.

Lady Gaga, the wacky singer with even more wacky outfits could land in jail because of them. No, she’s not being taken in by the Fashion Police (although, a lot of fashion insiders would say she deserves a life sentence for her theatrical pieces) for crimes against style. I’m talking about the actual police who seem to have a problem with her somewhat-undressed figure making the rounds with the common folk.

As you may have noticed, Lady Gaga doesn’t like wearing pants. She constantly walks around in swimsuit or bikini-type bottoms as part of her dance diva persona. That’s absolutely fine for music videos, live performances, and TV appearances. But walking around in public with your snatch for all to see, well, the LA Police force has a slight problem with that. They say she’s violating like a hundred different public decency laws, and not to mention corrupting the minds of young people by basically advertising a sexual nature when she’s out in public. They’re afraid, I’m assuming, that she will spark a trend of panty-wearing teenagers going to the mall and populating the streets.

While I find that a tad alarmist, I can see their point. Fashion has gotten to be less is more. Skirts are getting shorter. Shorts are getting tinier. Shirts are getting sheerer. And while I do enjoy a hot momma walking around in as little as possible, I don’t want to see 12 to 13-year-olds strutting around like hookers. I’m not that perverted!

But I do see Lady Gaga’s side. She’s a performer, an “artist” as she called herself in defense of her wacky outfits. She can’t compromise her look as it’s part of her musical persona. When she’s in public, she’s basically promoting herself and her music. When she’s not working, I’m sure she looks just like everyone else. You’ve probably crossed paths already and not known it for all you can tell.

She’s taking the warning seriously, but she won’t compromise her artistic integrity just to appease “conservative individuals”. Let’s see just how far she can take her risque looks before the popo would have enough and throw her behind in jail. And when that happens, I’m fairly certain she’ll make something fabulous out of an orange jumpsuit.

See more celeb bad behavior and police run-ins right here.

These have got to be the hottest celebrity holiday beach pics ever taken this entire Yuletide season!? Sure we’ve seen breasts straining against bikinis and even topless celebs walking up and down the fine white sands of whatever expensive resort they’ve hied off too, while the rest of us shiver in the cold.? But even without full-frontal nudity, there’s just something about these Zhang Ziyi pictures that just screams ‘porn’!? Maybe it’s the way these two are always looking around furtively, trying to see if there are any stalkerazzi around.? They already look guilty for doing something bad right there and then, but they’ve shown that they’re powerless against the long-range zoom lens, because they obviously didn’t spot the photog who was able to take these images.? Well, that’s what you get for taking off your bikini top and sliding down your panties in a public place like the beach.? I dunno, aren’t super-rich venture capitalists like her Israeli BF here supposed to be smart?? Why doesn’t he give her some advice or something?? Then again, he’s the one caught with his hand down her ass, so I guess he shouldn’t be the one she should listen to on matters like this gaffe.? Man, does a guy always have to be some sort of rich business dude like this guy (or Anne Hathaway’s ex) to be able to rub some lotion on a hot Hollywood babe’s tush?? D’oh!? Does that question even need to be asked?

Well, then the rest of us normal meat hounds should celebrate whenever we see these lusty celeb pics then.? No guilt is warranted, since we’re not some millionaire CEO who can afford to woo these babes with all the wooing resources possible.? That’s as good a reason as any to check out the rest of these kinky photos here on this site, and the other hot Zhang Ziyi material they’ve got there too!

As the world of information changes every second, new technology is introduced to keep us better connected with the goings-on of the world. Up to the second news reports, real-time event details, even instant messaging of world oil prices. But trust celebs to abuse technology just because they’re famous. Such a thing happened to Courtney Love who is being sued over defaming someone over Twitter.

According to a Reuters report “…clothes designer Dawn Simorangkir, also known as Boudoir Queen, filed suit against Love for defamation, invasion of privacy and infliction of emotional distress for ‘an extensive rant’ on Twitter about how she was billed for custom clothing. ‘Whether caused by a drug induced psychosis, a warped understanding of reality, or the belief that her money and fame allow her to disregard the law, Love has embarked (o)n what is nothing short of an obsessive and delusional crusade to terrorize and destroy Simorangkir, Simorangkir’s reputation and her livelihood,’ says the complaint”.

Trust Courtney Love who has long been hailed as Hollywood’s craziest bitch to use a seemingly harmless application and turn it into a weapon of insanity. With a mere 140 characters per Twitter entry, she found creative ways of ridiculing the designer by posting messages that read “oi vey don’t fuck with my wardrobe or you will end up in a circle of corched eaeth hunted til your dead.” Trust me, that sounds much more coherent in Courtney’s head. If only we could all live in it. Then again, maybe not.

The case is still in court and no proceedings have been scheduled, but Courtney’s pretty much being icognito in the meantime. A far cry from her wild and crazy antics that made headlines since her fall from super-hot actress/model/rock chick to, well… whatever she is now. Check out a lot of those crazy Courtney moments here and get an eyeful of insanity.

Damn, I just don’t know who to side with on this one.? On one hand, you’ve got a genuine Hollywood legend who’s appeared in some of the most riveting American features in the history of motion pictures, like “Chinatown” and “Network“.? On the other hand, there’s the honey from “The Lizzie McGuire Movie” and the “Cheaper By the Dozen” remakes, Oscar contenders both (in an alternate dimension).? Wow, I know.? Tough call, right?? But then the one with a storied career is already an old lady whom any guy without a granny fetish would find it hard to get it up for, while the other one is a teen dream with perky titties and a whole life ahead of her to get kinky on film.? (A guy can dream, can’t he?)

Kinda hard to see who’s going to win this scrap so far, with both celebs scoring with bitchy comments to the press that hit close to home.? What’s the battle all about, you ask?? Well, it all started when it was announced that Hilary Duff was cast to star in a remake of the classic Faye Dunaway film, “Bonnie and Clyde“.? This was Dunaway’s third film role (opposite Warren Beatty), and the one that catapulted her to stardom, netting her a BAFTA and Golden Globe nomination at a young age.? Kinda like the age Hilary is now; but according to Faye Dunaway’s statement to the press, “Couldn’t they at least cast a real actress?”? Ooooo!? That was the first salvo that started this catty little war.

I did say both actresses drew blood with their press statements, didn’t I?? And Hilary Duff did just that when she recently replied with: “I think that my fans that are going to go see the movie don’t even know who she is, so you know…. I think it was a little unnecessary but I might be mad if I looked like that now too.”? Bitchy little fleshpot, ain’t she?? There’s truth in both their statements though, but for me, Faye Dunaway wins for now because her soundbite was the classier one, not mentioning anything about looks.? But then, what physical shortcomings does a babe like Hilary have, right?

Well, this is one remake that’s got some excitement on the sidelines at least, but for some real stimulation, how about hot nude pictures from both actresses here on this site?? Don’t worry, Faye Dunaway isn’t saggy yet over there, so you’ll be getting a hard-on for both these gals, and the tons of other stars over there too.

It isn’t just Megan Fox who sizzled at the Transformers movie premiere at LA. Her co-star Isabel Lucas was a scene stealer at the? opening night of the film, looking hot and classy in her Chanel chiffon frock. Playing a slutty bitch in the film, Isabel provided Megan a competition as to who the hottest girl is in autobotown. I’d still say it’s Megan, but Isabel’s catching up fast.

This Australian actress isn’t new to the glare and controversies of Hollywood. She already became a hot item when she hooked up with Entourage star Adrian Grenier and Transformers co-star Shia Labeouf. Oh, I mean she was the girlfriend of Adrian when she hooked up with Shia. The Transformers stars were involved in a DUI incident during the filming of the movie, where Isabel was riding shotgun when Shia crashed into another car at 3 am. Adrian wasn’t so happy about learning his girlfriend partying with Shia. So soon after a little hypocrisy of still appearing sweet together, the two broke up. It was almost too safe to assume that it was Adrian who dumped Isabel, but TMZ revealed it was actually the other way around.

Aside from being torn among Shia and Adrian, Isabel was also seen hanging out with Jared Leto lately. Popsugar.com reports that the possibly new couple “had big smiles on their faces on Sunday when they paid a visit to an LA grocery store to pick up flowers and a few Easter baskets.” Anyway, this Hollywood hottie is also climbing up the fashion ladder as she has been invited to be the special guest of Chanel at their Haute Couture Show in Paris that’s happening on July 7th. Hmm… So, a fashion career and a new boytoy? Not bad! Find out more about this hottie here and more Hollywood celebs and scandals.

Paris Hilton hasn’t exactly had the best track record in relationships, or with the popo. Take for instance something that happened recently that combined the two Paris Problems into one. Apparently, Paris’ neighbors heard screaming from her house, screams that could be heard from way down the street. It sounded like Paris and her current flame Doug Reinhardt were having a very heated argument, and thinking that the neighbors were witnessing a Rihanna-Chris Brown redux decided to call the police so they could investigate. When they arrived, no one would open the gates so they had to jump the fence and make their way to the door, only to be greeted by an upset Paris and a frightened Doug (okay, so I made that last part up). Turns out, Paris had received a phone call saying that her beloved chihuahua Tinkerbell had been run over and killed, which lead to the screaming, which led to Doug screaming, which led to the neighbor’s phone call to the police, which led to here. Turned out that it was just a prank call and that Tinkerbell was really safe and sound.

Now, why would anyone wanna play a prank on Paris? She’s the sweetest, kindest, most well behaved heiress on the planet right now. So what if she goes on vacation for weeks on end and keeps her pets locked up in a closet to starve to death? So what if she can’t keep her mouth away from every 8-inch cock that makes it’s way into her mouth? So what if she regularly videotapes her sexual calisthenics and “accidentally” leaks them on the net? This is one of the most talented and beloved national treasures America has ever produced. She’s right along the lines of adored and respected individuals like George W. Bush, Anita Bryant, and Shauna Sand. She’s an amazing person and should be treated as such.

What I’m really worried about is Tinkerbell. If Paris freaks out every time the dogs goes outside for a dump away from her eyeline for about five minutes, then what chance does it have from ever escaping her evil clutches? Poor dog can’t even fake it’s own death to start a new life in sunny Mexico and re-join her chihuahua brethren. After all, any place away from the fortress of doom is better. I just have this image of Tinkerbell, doing her best human voice, dialing Paris and telling her it’s been killed, it’s Gucci and LVs packed and ready beside her. But trust Paris to freak out and ruin any chance of escape. After being witness to the horrible conditions Paris puts her pets through, Tinkerbell must have though it’s be Scot-free. Just goes to show that the only way to escape Paris is death.

See more Hollywood fuckery right here.

She pretends to be Chinese while goofing off with a bunch of friends, the photos are leaked, and a shit-storm of controversy falls upon her. And Miley Cyrus’s response? “Stop treating me like a celebrity! I’m just a person!” Okay, I’m paraphrasing that, but basically that was the gist of her MySpace blog entry defending herself from all the nasty comments netted by the pic.

Now, she’s facing another sort of controversy where she again does her best to try and defend her actions. She’s gotten flack when recent photos of her jogging with panty model boyfriend Justin Gaston. The two were sweaty, he was shirtless, and she showing her glistening 16-year-old cleavage in a bikini top under a low-cut t-shirt. Bloggers and perverts from across the blogsphere pounced on the pics and lambasted Miley for not being a good example to teens and tweens and whatever other ‘eens she’s whoring herself out to.

Defending herself, she goes on Ryan Seacrest’s (yes, the same guy who tried to high-five a blind guy on American Idol) radio show, and spoke like the spoiled, irresponsible teen she is. She’s frustrated that people are making a big deal about the things she does — yadda yadda yadda and concludes with “I don’t get the big whoop, but whatever.”

Seeing her side, yes I do agree that it’s unfair to judge each and every thing she does. I mean, come on – have you seen how 16-year-old girls dress these days. It’s like they’re auditioning for Flavor of Love. Miley’s outfit is tame by comparison. Having said that, most 16-year-olds aren’t making millions of dollars to be a poster child for good-girl behavior. Most 16-year-olds don’t have legions of impressionable fans who will probably do exactly what she does. I mean, I’m surprised there hasn’t been an epidemic of 16-year-old girls having 21-year-old boyfriends across America.

So in conclusion, Miley, be responsible enough to act like the little Disney princess execs want you to be. It’ll only be less than two years ’til you turn 18. Then you’ll be free to slut it up as much as you want. Not that you haven’t already started. Drop by here to see what I’m talking about.