Celebrity Poser

They must put it as one of the wonders of the world why bitches like Kristin Cavallari, Lauren Conrad, and Heidi Montag are even talked about in Hollywood. Why am I talking about this shit, you ask? Exactly my point. The rise of reality TV has caught masses of people tuning in and talking about not-so-talented “actresses” and “actors” while those who have the talent aren’t given the spot on the limelight that they deserve.

Let’s focus on this Kristin cavallari bitch from MTV’s Laguna Beach. I heard that everybody hates her because she is the evil bitch on the show. Right, and everything isn’t scripted. Back to Kristin, she’s not even that gorgeous. Her looks just a simple, forgettable American girl turned star-wannabe. She’s not even interesting, so why the hell is she still here?

It’s obvious I’m not much of a fan of reality TV and most especially these Tv star-wannabes, but I know most of you aren’t too. So let’s start a revolution and boycott these kinds of crap from our precious TV sets. It’s time to annihilate reality TV, as well as Kristin Cavallari and that other Hollywood skanks and all the scandals and crap they’ve been making which, by the way, you can catch here.

Seems like Miranda Kerr is on the top of the world these days. Well, aside from her job as a Victoria’s Secret Angel, she was recently named as a David Jones Ambassador. I don’t honestly know what that means and I don’t care. All I know is that Miranda’s getting loads of money and it just adds another level to her hotness meter. Okay now, that didn’t sound right, did it?

Anyway, back to my new apple-of-the-eye Aussie model Miranda. The only thing I hate about her is that she’s already engaged. If you don’t know who the lucky bastard is, well, then let me tell you. It’s Orlando Bloom. Yeah, that other pirate in the Pirates movie and the long-haired pretty boy from Lord of the Rings. Yes, they are engaged. Or not, because they are repeatedly denying it despite Miranda being seen with an engagement ring wherever she goes.

But this is Hollywood, people. No one stays together for so long. So let’s just hope they separate soon, then Miranda goes ‘Katie Price‘ insane because of her broken heart and do all sorts of crazy stuff. Haha. Anyway if you want to catch more of Miranda’s hotness, drop by here. Enjoy!

Reports say that 90210 star Annalynne McCord recently ditched boyfriend Twilight vampire Kellan Lutz. Honestly, who cares, right? I don’t know Kellan. And… let’s admit that Annalynne’s not that hot, despite all her efforts to show skin by repeatedly wearing a bikini over and over again. But seems her ploy doesn’t seem to work because I still can’t find any one good angle of her face and body.

However, Annalynne’s acting career may be of an upward slope. She recently won as TV Female Breakout star for her role as Naomi in the remake of Beverly Hills 90210. Well, that’s what they say. Those who are lucky in love aren’t lucky in their careers, and vice versa. And it’s just true for Annalynne.

By the way, I have no qualms seeing her all the time in her bikinis. Because I think she looks better with them on than without. Kidding. I meant she looks better in a bikini than with normal clothes or when fully clothed. So there you go, if you want to see more of her bikini pics, go here.

You know what people say. A marriage created from a broken-up one is doomed to fail. Or something like that. Okay, nobody ever said that before me, but you gotta admit that that’s what Jennifer Aniston is saying if the rumors about the supposed break-up of Hollywood power couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are true. If you’re in LA and see a skinny faux-blonde woman with a big nose dancing down the street doing the I-Told-You-So dance, it’s probably Jen celebrating. But I digress. After years of being together and surviving every disparaging remark thrown their way, after all the rumors, the scandals, and the near-break ups, it seems the two are officially headed for splitsville. How do I know this? Well, I read it in the Enquirer, so it must be true.

According to the rag, a source has confirmed that it is indeed “official” that the two will be separating ways. The Enquirer reports that after Angelina has finished filming her actioneer Salt, she’ll be packing up and moving the kids to Paris where she plans to recuperate from this tragedy. Or something to that effect. The news seems surprising especially since the couple were seen very sweet and, well, together when Brad’s film Inglorious Basterds premiered in Cannes last month. Supposedly, it was all an act, that the couple had already agreed to split even before Cannes. They were merely trying to prevent the story from getting out, but word got out anyway. Enquirer refuses to name their source for fear of, well, getting that person fired or worse. So right now, unless Bradgelina make an official statement, I’m inclined to believe that tabloid.

Then again, the paper isn’t exactly the most credible source of information. I don’t know what to think right now. On one hand, there have been persistent rumors about their break-up for a while so there has to be a grain of truth about this all. On the other, This is Bradgelina were talking about. The couple who went against all the odds to get together and, more importantly, stay together. Plus I don’t think there are any two more stubborn people in Hollywood, ergo they will do their best to make things work. But if they don’t, expect Brad to get a visit from Jennifer in crotchless panties sometime soon. And Ange? Well, let’s just say a horse head in her bed should be the least of her worries. Ah, Hollywood. One crazy town where crazy things happen. See a lot of those crazy things here.

Since breaking out into superstardom with the release of 2007’s Transformers movie where she was picked among thousands or aspiring actresses to play the lead female role in the big-budget summer action film, Megan Fox has become the Hollywood sex symbol of the new millennium. She’s gone from a relative unknown to household name practically overnight, and though she hasn’t had any major projects since then (only the little-seen “comedy” How To Lose Friends and Alienate People) she still continued to play into the hearts, minds and libidos of people everywhere. From horny teenagers to pervy old men to lipstick lesbians to majorly butch dykes, everyone wanted a piece of Megan. And just when you thought she couldn’t get any hotter, she goes and makes a revelation – she also likes to have sex with women.

Yup, taking a cue from the P!nk handbook of sexuality, Megan has confessed to Esquire Magazine that she is inherently bisexual, like all people are, and that she has no problem fucking women. Except perhaps with other bisexuals. She wouldn’t have sex with a female bisexual because the idea of licking a cunt where a dick has been grosses her out. So, that means one of two things: she prefers sausage over taco, or she never gives head. If you’re wary of cock-stamped pussy, you most probably don’t like cock to begin with. So I guess we learn more and more about this hot lady every time she opens her mouth. I wonder if that’s the reason for her on-again off-again relationship with Brian Austin Green – she doesn’t give him head.

While no one would argue that Megan is a fox (see what I did there?), it’s strange how she only managed to land number two (House’s Olivia Wilde is number one) in the FHM 100 Sexiest Women in America poll. I can understand how the exact same thing happened in the worldwide FHM poll (she’s ranked behind Girls Aloud’s Cheryl Tweedy) but in America where she’s basically a denizen of every tabloid and blog entry and every time anyone opens their browser she’s the first thing people see. Something tells me she’ll reclaim that top spot in next year’s poll because of two high-profile projects released this year. Summer brings the Transformers sequel which promises to be the movie of the year. Then in the fall we get to see her play a high school cheerleader who gets possessed by a demon and eats teenage boys in the Diablo Cody-penned Jennifer’s Body. Until then, check out this site to get your Megan Fox fix as well as a lot of your favorite Hollywood babes.

Dressed as a man looking a hell lot like Eminem, Mariah Carey created news this week with her new music video, Obsessed. She wasn’t her usual high-heeled-in-mini-skirt-and-tits-exploding-inside-her-tank-top self, instead she walked the streets of NYC looking like a white rapper, dressed in bulging clothes, with nasty facial hair and all. Oh, and she looks a lot better dressed as a man, I tell you.

Her first single from the album “Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel“, Obsessed, is reportedly her get even song for Eminem’s Bagpipes from Baghdad. Through the said Slim Shady song, Eminem basically belts raps out his frustration with Mariah and Mr. Mariah, Nick Cannon. His song goes out to Mimi, “Mariah what ever happened to us?/ Why did we have to break up?/All I asked for was a glass of punch” and then vents out his anger on Nick, “Nick Cannon better back the fuck up/ I’m not playin’ I want her back you punk.”

Mariah apparently didn’t take Eminem’s words sitting down, so on her song Obsessed she went, “Why are you obsessed with me?/Boy I wanna know/ lying that you’re sexing me.” And she didn’t stop with just that. She obviously took it one notch higher with her new music video, which was directed by Brett Ratner. For sure, Eminem would do his own share of this antic. Maybe he’ll disguise as Mariah soon? Oh, the drama continues.Well while we wait for it, go check this out for more Hollywood news and scandals.

Who would have thought Avril Lavigne is fun? Well, almost. The pop-rock singer was seen at the VIP Lounge in St. Tropez partying with her friends and looking hot in her striped top and black skirt. With a cigarette stick in her ear while a bunch of men were pouring drinks down her mouth, Avril shocked us by not being a totally evil bitch, instead she went girls-gone-wild drunk.

I don’t think Avril remembered having a husband on this night, because she flirted and danced with different men all night long as if she’s single and available. Hmm, is she? Well, if they’re broken up that wouldn’t be a surprise. Whoever would choose to put up with Avril’s bitchiness all his life anyway?

So she has been reading “Lindsay Lohan’s Guide to Partying” manual lately and this makes her a lot of fun. Hope she keeps on doing this until she excelled in it. Until then, let’s first satisfy ourselves with her mishaps and scandals that you can check out here.

If you think you’ve been seeing the same little black dress on all the Hollywood skanks lately, that’s because you’re right. In the past few weeks, Heather Graham, Heidi Montag-Pratt, Kristin Cavallari, and now Doutzen Kroes were seen around town sporting a skintight short LBD with cutout holes on the front and back that seems to be preferred by sexy celebs. So what exactly is the attraction of this dress that everyone seems to want to wear this? In a town where it’s almost taboo to be photographed wearing an outfit worn by someone else for fear of the constant “Who wore it best” comparisons, these ladies seem to throw caution to the wind and risk being subject to ridicule.

The dress, designed by renowned designer Herve Leger, known for creating form-fitting, can’t-hardly-breathe silhouettes is probably celebrating his latest creation when it has been? worn by four different stars. The Hangover star Heather Graham first wore the dress for a foreign premiere of that film. Shortly after Heidi Montag-Pratt was seen wearing the same outfit. A few days (yes, DAYS) after, her The Hills co-star Kristin Cavallari attended some Wizard of Oz event wearing the same outfit. And now, Dutch supermodel Doutzen Kroes has been photographed in the exact same dress. So it truly is a case of deja-deja-deja-deja-vu, ain’t it? How could a dress that looks like it was a bargain basement design from the 1980s have so much appeal?

Well, I guess the answer is simple: skank is the new black. That’s the only explanation I can come up with as to why this dress is so popular. I mean, you could probably see the exact same outfit worn by streetwalkers along Hollywood Boulevard any night of the week. In fact, I’m pretty sure that’s where Herve himself got inspiration for the dress. It isn’t very form-flaterring, in my opinion looks cheaply-made, and like I said, looks very very skanky. And yet, everyone is wearing it. Mark my words, in a future premiere or red carpet event, expect Sacha Baron Cohen’s creation Bruno to wear this dress. In fact, if he is reading this, I dare him to do it. I am sure he would. See more Hollywood celebs in oops moments right here.

Rihanna sure has had a pretty talked-about year so far. First, the bitch got beat-up real bad by her douche bag boyfriend (the same boyfriend she seems to have gone back to) sparking a huge outpouring of sympathy for her and anger for him. Then, out of nowhere, these supposedly leaked naked pics of her have hit the internet and no one is confirming if it is indeed her. Everyone from Rihanna’s management to legal team have rebuked the pics claiming them to be a hoax, but at the same time is asking websites to take down the photos because it “hurts the image and reputation of their client”. While there is still debate whether or not these nude pictures are real (despite the appearance of the panty-covered head of Chris Brown) one faction of Rihanna’s faction claims that these may be authentic after all.

Def Jam records, Rihanna’s label, have been vigilant in asking websites to take down the photos because it violated their artists’ rights. And although this protective action can be seen as just a mere strong holding tactic, it also clearly reveals that they believe these to be private photos and not for public exhibition. Ergo, they believe it is her. Further proof that the pics can indeed be of Rihanna is the presence of Brown, the interior of the hotel being London West Hollywood where the two were confirmed to have stayed at least once, and the nipple piercings that Rihanna herself has. If it is a hoax, it’s a very complex and well-thought out one. Booking the actual hotel where the couple stayed. Hiring a woman that looks like the pop singer, complete with accurate nipple piercing. It seems a little coincidental that all these elements point to authenticity.

But with all the drama (legal and otherwise) surrounding Rihanna and Chris Brown, it’s clear that there’s still some bad blood between the two after Rihanna pushed through with legal action concerning their very public physical abuse incident. Now, Rihanna has to deal with these images as well, pictures that many agree were leaked by Brown himself as a sort of revenge for this whole thing. Or maybe Chris Brown is just a real asshole. I really don’t know what goes on in that twisted mind of his, but whatever the purpose of it is it just makes him look even more like a douche. On the other hand, perhaps Rihanna herself leaked these to gain even more sympathy from the public but letting them think Brown did it. Ah, these crazy Hollywood people. Always doing things to stay in the spotlight. Let’s just hope that people don’t O.D. on this Rihanna drama and have the whole thing backfire on them. One good thing that came out of all this? We got to see Rihanna’s tatas.

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I know we’ve all been making fun of Jessica Simpson since she started in the industry, but now I suggest that we stop. For a little while. So instead of laughing at her recurring dumb-titis, let’s pause for a while to watch her as she wallow in sorrow after she’s been discarded by her boyfriend of two years, Tony Romo. Sure, Jessica’s being seen publicly partying, but really, it cannot be mistaken what she’s feeling inside. Look at these pics, isn’t it obvious? She’s about to… vomit.

It’s the second time this week that she went partying and got drunk. The last time she got wasted was at Katsuya with her sister Ashlee Simpson. The second time was last night. She celebrated her best friend Ken Paves’s birthday at Beso in LA, and looked a little too drunk as she was escorted back to her car.

I don’t really care about Jess’s feelings, though. Why I want to pause and watch her drown in sorrow is because she copes by drinking and we all know that girls do the nasty naughty things when drunk. Plus, Jess is a blonde. And you know what they say, blondes are more fun. So, Jessica, it’s okay to drink in order to heal your broken heart. Just make sure you wear skimpy little outfits when you party, okay? So there. If you want more drunk pics of Jessica, go here.